Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 11, 2006 0:45:28 GMT -5
If you jumped from the rope when the opponent is on his feet, he will sometimes clothesline you in the gut. The forward motion of his arm knocks you not in the direction of his arm was swinging, as basic physics would lead you expect, but rather to first land on your feet, then do a somersault
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 11, 2006 10:04:32 GMT -5
Mr McMahon can turn heel/face 36 different times in span of 3 weeks and nobody will ever question his rapid change in demeanor.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 11, 2006 10:36:25 GMT -5
When somebody defeats/buries/sets on fire The Undertaker they believe they "killed" him and he will never appear again.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 11, 2006 11:59:02 GMT -5
Women's shoes are a lethal weapon (melina pulled this trick last friday). And purses! The purses are loaded
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 11, 2006 12:54:35 GMT -5
if you jump from the top rope when the opponent is on his back, and you are apparantly going to land on your feet, inevitably you will get the boot to the face That one annoys me so much. Just once I'd like to see the guy crumple like Shelton did with that Superkick (you know the one). That would be so much more believable. I like it where a guy does something a little different to make it more believable. I remember a couple weeks ago when London/Spanky were facing the Gymini (I think), London was given a hanging suplex. Instead of holding his legs straight up like everyone else does, he had his legs folded at the knees and his center of gravity leaning into the former wrestling penis. It looked so much less phony that I actually marked for it. It really looked like you'd expect someone who was hoisted upside-doown against their will would look.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 11, 2006 13:18:36 GMT -5
If you jumped from the rope when the opponent is on his feet, he will sometimes clothesline you in the gut. The forward motion of his arm knocks you not in the direction of his arm was swinging, as basic physics would lead you expect, but rather to first land on your feet, then do a somersault you're already going forward. The momentum of the blow doesn't stop you from going forward and now you go backwards.
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Post by tigermask on Feb 11, 2006 13:31:54 GMT -5
If you have an amazing, talented wrestler on your hands, he will imediatly get a bad gimmick. However, this gimmick will get over, and when it does, this wrestler will be fired.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 11, 2006 13:36:14 GMT -5
Taker was never fired
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Post by teehawk on Feb 11, 2006 13:38:17 GMT -5
Taker had the biker gimmick. Or as JR would say "It's the American Bad ASS, King!"
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Post by tigermask on Feb 11, 2006 13:53:47 GMT -5
Taker was never talented.
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Post by teehawk on Feb 11, 2006 14:07:20 GMT -5
It must be hard to walk the ropes while holding on to someone for balance. or rising up slowly off your back unlike hogan who would rise up like he wasn't going to take it any more.
The low blow: as devastating a manouver as an eye poke. Once the Moe eye poke is applied, the heel gets at least 5 minutes to do as he pleases. It's in every match contract's fine print. True story. CASE CLOSED!
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 11, 2006 14:08:16 GMT -5
eyes are very sensitive
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Feb 11, 2006 14:35:11 GMT -5
Punches, Body slams or clotheslines are much more powerful when used after a face partner has just tagged out after a long beating. Each member of the opposing team will take one, fall, get up, repeat 2 more times. If that's not taught in every wrestling school in the country there's something wrong.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 11, 2006 14:37:29 GMT -5
The fresh man is well fresh and therefore more powerful than the guys who have been using too much energy beating up the 1st guy
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Post by sexualvanilla on Feb 11, 2006 16:41:10 GMT -5
If you are in the WWE and leave, the atmosphere will be that you never existed
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 11, 2006 16:54:50 GMT -5
well yeah just like any company in any realm of business
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 11, 2006 21:56:30 GMT -5
The 30 day rule exsist only when if furthers a storyline, or if a wrestler is legit hurt.
*Note* Rule does not apply to Trish Stratus
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Mista T
Unicron
THAT'S HARDCORE!!!1
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Post by Mista T on Feb 11, 2006 22:00:20 GMT -5
When an opponent pushes the ropes towards you and then pulls it back towards him when you are on the apron you will always front flip over it with crazy velocity.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,510
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 12, 2006 0:46:39 GMT -5
A legdrop is only an effective finsher if you're Hulk Hogan. It for whatever reason never worked for the nearly 600 lb Yokozuna. (Yes, the Bonzai is his real finisher, but you're telling me a legdrop from him never pinned anyone?
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Feb 12, 2006 3:22:16 GMT -5
The top turnbuckle has super sticky glue on it so that if you get put in the Tree of Woe its impossible to just lift your legs and get out of it.
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