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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Feb 10, 2014 9:55:22 GMT -5
David Benoit: "I am here in WWE for one reason: to follow in my father's footsteps."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 10:01:27 GMT -5
Zack Ryder pulls up in a van outside of the arena where some kids are waiting for the show to start. He claims he has some John Cena figures and merchandise that hasn't been released. The kids get in as we go to black. This continues until Cena finds out his good name has been sullied by a clearly demented Ryder, leading to a really awkward match on Raw. Worked shoot match with Cena throwing real shots at Ryder and the refs having pull Cena off a bloody Ryder as it gets really uncomfortable in the arena and on commentary. Ryder doesn't get a single lick of offense in, he mostly pushes Cena off him to only get beaten again. No refs at all.
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 10, 2014 10:17:46 GMT -5
How about a Hot Dog vendor who wears nothing but a apron and PROMOTES bad diets. He'd be like a reverse Simon Dean and could give out free food to the crowd. He'd be the first guy to get over just from feeding the universe and then later he could tell everyone how those dogs had been sitting around for months and turn heel.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 10, 2014 10:35:36 GMT -5
David Benoit: "I am here in WWE for one reason: to follow in my father's footsteps." I'm not sure whether this is really a congratulatory moment or not, but... you just made me laugh at a Benoit joke for the first time ever.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2014 10:48:48 GMT -5
How about a Hot Dog vendor who wears nothing but a apron and PROMOTES bad diets. He'd be like a reverse Simon Dean and could give out free food to the crowd. He'd be the first guy to get over just from feeding the universe and then later he could tell everyone how those dogs had been sitting around for months and turn heel. or it turns out that he's actually a cannibal!
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Post by shaker on Feb 10, 2014 11:09:27 GMT -5
A Masochist Jobber.
Gets off on getting the crap kicked out of him. Purposely tries to get put into matches against top guys, refuses to put up any real offense, but keeps kicking out of EVERYTHING because he wants more pain.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 10, 2014 11:20:53 GMT -5
A Masochist Jobber. Gets off on getting the crap kicked out of him. Purposely tries to get put into matches against top guys, refuses to put up any real offense, but keeps kicking out of EVERYTHING because he wants more pain. Sounds like something XPW would do.
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Post by bigfatpaulie on Feb 10, 2014 11:46:20 GMT -5
Evan Bourne returns in blackface claiming to be R-Truth's long lost son, Little Jimmy.
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 10, 2014 12:02:59 GMT -5
A random Japanese guy(or Yoshitatsu) who shows up everyweek and helps a heel win. The announcers just pretend the heel won clean and nobody actually acknowledges the guy in anyway.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 10, 2014 12:03:02 GMT -5
Unfrozen Nazi Heidenreich. Now with goose-stepping action. He, Santino "Il Duce Marella and Kamikaze Tatsu can form a stable, The Axis.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 12:09:23 GMT -5
I thought some more about the Ryder/Cena thing and there should be segments of Cena pondering doing something extreme to end this whole Ryder thing. Everybody tries to talk him out of confronting Ryder and Cena get's all dramatic and bringing up how they would react if they were in his spot and it was their children. Also, Ryder smiles throughout the beating and bringing up their friendship.
I should not have watched Prisoners last night.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 10, 2014 12:17:00 GMT -5
A Masochist Jobber. Gets off on getting the crap kicked out of him. Purposely tries to get put into matches against top guys, refuses to put up any real offense, but keeps kicking out of EVERYTHING because he wants more pain. Mick Foley?
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Post by shaker on Feb 10, 2014 12:17:49 GMT -5
Zack Ryder was just an ordinary jobber until one day.....
"Hey bro, this chocolate protein mix is AMAZING! I feel more powerful than ever!"
"Zack, that wasn't protein mix.... that was Chris Benoit's ashes!!!"
"OH NO BRO!!!"
Now Zack Ryder's about to find out that being possessed by the spirit of a pro wrestler turned murderer.... isn't all it's cracked up to be.
"Sorry Bro, I can't go out to the bar tonight... I really feel like doing 1000 Hindu Squats, watching some old tapes of Dynamite Kid matches, and then killing myself and my family."
Zack Ryder is.... Benoit'd. Coming this summer!
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Post by Lazy peon on Feb 10, 2014 12:18:27 GMT -5
Zeb and the Real Americans decide to dress as ghosts for Halloween, while spouting their usual rhetoric. Hilarity ensues. They also interrupt a match by putting up a flaming lower case t for "time to leave"
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Post by Johnny on Feb 10, 2014 13:43:29 GMT -5
Pedo dancing gimmick. I reckon Tensai could pull this off. Acts super creepy, and all the adults in the audience can tell he's a kiddie fiddler, yet kids love him and he invites them into the ring to dance and hug every chance he gets. The more touchy feely he is the better.
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Post by Marty McFry on Feb 10, 2014 13:44:08 GMT -5
Teddy Hart debuts with a falling gimmick. He literally falls off everything, the ramp, the ring, the top rope etc.
His wife Larffa Hart then files lawsuits every week stopping any replays on Raw of the previous weeks falls.
His catchphrase is "never destroy, view or duplicate, baby"
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Post by Kitchen Sink on Feb 10, 2014 13:49:58 GMT -5
'Overly Defensive Black Guy' Gimmick: Plays the racist card when things don't go his way, resulting in him getting title shots and getting away with breaking the rules
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Post by azrael502 on Feb 10, 2014 13:52:01 GMT -5
How about turning Cena heel as a Brony you know one of the really sick one's you see at Bronycon they would boo him out of the Arena.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 13:53:25 GMT -5
A black and white minstrel tag-team, perhaps?
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Post by Marty McFry on Feb 10, 2014 13:59:27 GMT -5
Joey Mercury grows a moustache, loses 50lbs and claims to be Freddie's brother. He also brings a monkey to the ring that has full aids.
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