Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 10, 2014 5:03:19 GMT -5
I thought about the old film with Chris Rock "Down To Earth"
Just thought it would be hillarious for a white wrestler to claim he used to be a black guy in a previous life and piss off all the black wrestlers.
Also, would a reincarnation gimmick work?
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Feb 10, 2014 6:29:44 GMT -5
"the party starter" curt Hawkins contracts a deadly bloodborne pathogen, but due to a loophole in wwe policy, he can still wrestle. he spends his matches blading himself and trying to bleed on his opponent
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 10, 2014 6:35:10 GMT -5
"the party starter" curt Hawkins contracts a deadly bloodborne pathogen, but due to a loophole in wwe policy, he can still wrestle. he spends his matches blading himself and trying to bleed on his opponent This sounds f***ing hilarious. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 6:37:37 GMT -5
Westboro Baptist Church gimmick at the troop show. There's no way in the hell that person would live.
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Post by The IWC WORLD Champion on Feb 10, 2014 6:40:50 GMT -5
I am surprised there has never been a drug dealer wrestler. Or a wrestler who soaks his wrist bands in Chlorophorm.
I am also surprised that the Godfather character got over considering his gimmick was a pimp. I am sure prostitutes all over the world were offended by that.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 7:19:55 GMT -5
I am surprised there has never been a drug dealer wrestler. Or a wrestler who soaks his wrist bands in Chlorophorm. I am also surprised that the Godfather character got over considering his gimmick was a pimp. I am sure prostitutes all over the world were offended by that. And do you know how few people give a damn about what prostitutes think?  |
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 10, 2014 7:35:54 GMT -5
Zeb and the Real Americans decide to dress as ghosts for Halloween, while spouting their usual rhetoric. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 10, 2014 8:21:17 GMT -5
Yoshi Tatsu: Kamikaze pilot
Sheamus: IRA terrorist
JTG and Alberto Del Rio have a "trayvon martin storyline" with ADR "killing" JTG in "self-defence" after almost losing a match to him.
John Cena: Converts to Islam and immediately starts spouting anti-America propaganda, praising suicide bombers and wages a jihad against the WWE
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 8:24:12 GMT -5
'The Crippler' Hardcore Holly
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 8:28:59 GMT -5
I am surprised there has never been a drug dealer wrestler. Or a wrestler who soaks his wrist bands in Chlorophorm. I am also surprised that the Godfather character got over considering his gimmick was a pimp. I am sure prostitutes all over the world were offended by that. Droz was Hawk's dealer for a few weeks and Key was supposed to be a dealer as well I think, though he only showed up once. |
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Post by shaker on Feb 10, 2014 9:20:32 GMT -5
I'll piggyback and also say Alberto Del Rio: Neighborhood Watch.
A few pieces are already in place: he's rich, he hates everybody, and he's super aggressive.
Just have him start attacking guys before matches, and backstage. Every time he's confronted, he just says 'That perro was going to attack me! I had to defend myself!".
One more: Bath Salts Sheamus. In an effort to become a better fighter, Sheamus gets addicted to bath salts. His new finisher is the "Bite Your Opponent's Face Off".
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2014 9:22:24 GMT -5
I am surprised there has never been a drug dealer wrestler. Or a wrestler who soaks his wrist bands in Chlorophorm. I am also surprised that the Godfather character got over considering his gimmick was a pimp. I am sure prostitutes all over the world were offended by that. Droz was Hawk's dealer for a few weeks and Key was supposed to be a dealer as well I think, though he only showed up once. Yeah I was going to say Key who was supposed to be Droz and Albert's dealer. |
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Feb 10, 2014 9:23:42 GMT -5
Ku Klux Kane
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2014 9:28:59 GMT -5
or King Kofi Kingston... he acts completely unaware of the unfortunate acronym. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 10, 2014 9:38:11 GMT -5
I thought about the old film with Chris Rock "Down To Earth" Just thought it would be hillarious for a white wrestler to claim he used to be a black guy in a previous life and piss off all the black wrestlers. Also, would a reincarnation gimmick work? For the first, Akeem? For the second, didn't Curtis Iaukea as The Wizard claim at one point to be The Grand Wizard reincarnated? |
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 10, 2014 9:38:56 GMT -5
Jim Neidhart dressed as a KKK member in some indy and attacked Virgil. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 10, 2014 9:40:08 GMT -5
911 returns to wrestling, as a Muslim (think about it).
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 9:41:28 GMT -5
I am surprised there has never been a drug dealer wrestler. There has - Key. |
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 10, 2014 9:48:07 GMT -5
Real Americans History X
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 10, 2014 9:53:46 GMT -5
Your new Tag Team Champions, The Shield-Centipede!
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