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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 12, 2014 2:39:00 GMT -5
Oje Hart: "I am also here to follow in my father's footsteps." Another offensive gimmick: David Von Erich stars in a sequel to Tim White's webshow Bring in Lacey Von Erich and have her tell everyone she's going to follow in her father's footstep. When the ref is distracted, she hits her opponents with Kerry's prosthetic foot in order to get the win.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 12, 2014 4:17:14 GMT -5
how about something offensive to people's intelligence? Make one of the wrestlers accused of being a pervert and make everyone in the WWE including refs and announcers buy it, even though the audience can see it never happened, and the audience doesn't even buy it, to the point they start booing. Michael Cole's interview with the accused would look like this:
Only the edit would look crappier and the acting hammier.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 12, 2014 4:21:41 GMT -5
Hard Work Bobby Walker...sick of losing, sick of all his hard work amounting to nothing announces that he's just gonna stop trying. So he morphs in Shiftless and Lazy Bobby Walker. He comes to the ring every match with his pants around his ankles, a bottle of malt liquor, smoking Newport menthols, and a giant cartoonish welfare check. He starts winning every match when his opponents screw up royally by knocking themselves out on posts and guard railings. So... The Sandman?
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Post by berlynwright on Feb 12, 2014 4:31:03 GMT -5
British supporting Irish warrior Sheamus
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Post by government mule on Feb 12, 2014 5:19:19 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston the Somalian pirate.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Feb 12, 2014 8:07:02 GMT -5
Jack Swagger comes out in a tracksuit and a giant cigar, calling himself Jack Savile
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Post by azrael502 on Feb 12, 2014 8:19:59 GMT -5
Christian becomes Chris-Chan. thats not offensive it's sickening. you sir are a sick old buzzard.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 12, 2014 8:46:13 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston is revealed to be a paedophile. It is then strongly implied that he is a paedophile because he's black.
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Feb 12, 2014 8:47:31 GMT -5
Welfare King Batista.
Batista announces that, due to hard times in the economy, he has to go on welfare and food stamps. He keeps dressing the same, upgrades his phone, and has a new car. All while complaining that "I can't find a job, and wrestling isn't paying my bills anymore! DEAL WITH IT!"
He slowly balloons up to 600 lbs, all while bemoaning how hard it is to pay his bills and put food on the table.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 12, 2014 9:45:41 GMT -5
Explosive mid-match diarrhea. Would have taken Natalya's farting gimmick to the next level.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 12, 2014 9:46:04 GMT -5
EDIT Sorry for the double post!
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Post by derangedhermit on Feb 12, 2014 9:51:15 GMT -5
Explosive mid-match diarrhea. Would have taken Natalya's farting gimmick to the next level. Looks like someone didn't watch Raw Monday.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Feb 12, 2014 10:42:17 GMT -5
A gun nut gimic maybe? A pro gun wrestler who carries a gun to every match as a weapon (to hit people with of course!) and says how it's his right as an American. I won't say anymore just to not get to political.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Feb 12, 2014 17:37:57 GMT -5
"The Crippler" Marty Jannetty. The Mountie gimmick but replace the red mountie shirt with a brown shirt and he's now The Nazi. But keep everything else the same. He sings The Mountie's theme song but with lyrics changed to suit the gimmick. He is still boisterous and arrogant and uses the "shock stick". Also he does the People's Elbow, but he goosesteps before dropping the elbow. A tag team that has big black mandingo looking motherf***er as their hired muscle. They don't pay him with money, or promise him shots at any titles they might win (either as a team or individually). No, they pay him in white women. Or a wrestler who soaks his wrist bands in Chlorophorm. I want to see this just to see him go to backfist an opponent and the opponent passes out before contact is made because he catches a whiff of said wristband, and to watch it back fire on him when he puts his opponent in the cobra clutch and his wrists are too close to his own face. This causes both him and his opponent to pass out and his opponent falls on top of him. Every fourth week in a comedy spot, one of the mild-mannered face Divas turns into a total rampaging monster, laying out everyone in sight. "UH-OH! IT'S HER TIME OF THE MONTH!" squeals Jerry Lawler. She loses a first blood match despite the fact that her opponent doesn't get in any offense.
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 12, 2014 21:38:26 GMT -5
Coffee Addict. Gets off his face on coffee before every match and snorts it mid match.
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jon3
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by jon3 on Feb 13, 2014 0:00:19 GMT -5
The Apex Redditor. Comes out with a fedora, trench coat, and my little pony T-shirt. Typical promo points include: - Men's rights - How hard it is being a "nice guy" - The deep hidden subtext of a children's cartoon show - Living in his parent's basement Major storylines include: - Getting caught filming in the Diva's locker room - Pooping his pants during a match - An insanely awkward angle where he stalks a diva, then gets angry at her when she's not interested in dating - Other wrestlers approaching him about his terrible BO Just change Mens Rights to Feminism add Michael Coles singlet And Dam It You Win or Lose Its either an extremely good horrible creation of a person or horribke bad creatiion of a person Either Way Id rather watch the Rosie O Donell-Trump caricature match for 30 min every Raw than That So um U Win,Literally no way to top this without that person being Banned from tv
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 13, 2014 0:02:10 GMT -5
Let's have a couple of black guys that are criminals and steal stuff from other wrestlers.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 13, 2014 9:08:42 GMT -5
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 13, 2014 9:20:57 GMT -5
Viscera/Mabel returns as "Idi Amin Jr".
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 13, 2014 10:24:15 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler: Pederast. and they play it off like he's the goofy comic relief from a 50s sitcom. like, he has a twelve year old girl with him and says "I'm taking her out for ice cream" and leaves and Cole goes "oh that Lawler".
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