klapaucius
Don Corleone
Johnny Two Times
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Post by klapaucius on Feb 10, 2014 17:01:36 GMT -5
Not really offensive, but it would be to a lot of people, but I have always loved the idea of a guy who is "anti-troops" It could start with say wade Barrett refusing to work the tribute to the troops show, then cena calls him out the next raw and wade says he is a pacifist and a conscientious objector who is against the concept of war and the military and "real men fight with their fists not their guns" You could have him get into a fight with a planted "troop" I'm the front row. Offensive?? I would cheer that guy.
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 10, 2014 17:05:03 GMT -5
Evan Bourne becomes the Tumblr Terror:
-Protests the use of the Shining Wizard and GTS as cultural appropriation. -Tries to be close to all non-white wrestlers only to be blown off or ignored. -Claims the use of a unique pronoun and demands everyone refer to him as it. -States that he's suffering from a range of disorders, despite never producing any medical evidence. -Gets in champions' faces for their title privilege. -Wears a "Die Cis Scum" t-shirt. -Keeps trying to convince everyone of gay subtext in every feud. -Announces that the real solution to controversial bout results is to teach people not to cheat in matches.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 10, 2014 17:06:02 GMT -5
Evan Bourne: Twink.
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Post by An Old Villain on Feb 10, 2014 17:18:28 GMT -5
I am surprised there has never been a drug dealer wrestler. Or a wrestler who soaks his wrist bands in Chlorophorm. I am also surprised that the Godfather character got over considering his gimmick was a pimp. I am sure prostitutes all over the world were offended by that. IIRC Key was kinda sorta implied to be a dealer, but that was like a one month run forever ago.
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Post by Bootista on Feb 10, 2014 17:32:44 GMT -5
Offensive gimmicks, not Sexual fantasy gimmicks
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 10, 2014 17:54:56 GMT -5
The wrestler who kidnaps divas and is aligned with Triple H so gets away with it.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Feb 10, 2014 17:55:08 GMT -5
a striker gimmick. A guy just refuses to put on tights and wants to wrestle naked pretending it's the essence of wrestling because in the ancient Greece it was like that. He comes out naked and security has to run after him to cover his genitals.
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 10, 2014 17:57:58 GMT -5
A feces fetish gimmick. His favorite matches are Buried Alive In Dog Feces match and a gravy bowl match him vs the divas. It's not gravy though..
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 10, 2014 18:04:04 GMT -5
Konnan "returns". But is really some new wrestler with a sock puppet named Konnan, and he makes him speak in an offensive Latino accent. Just like in South Park what Cartman did. I am surprised there has never been a drug dealer wrestler. Wasn't that what Key and Droz were doing? Or was that something else? David Benoit: "I am here in WWE for one reason: to follow in my father's footsteps." Better(worse?) yet, McMahon claims the Benoit incident never happened, it was all a bad dream, here he is! He just looks bigger and muscular than ever!
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 18:05:21 GMT -5
Hassan and Davari return with Wrestlemania ring carts fashioned to look like airplanes that they crash into the ring weekly.
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Post by jjdash on Feb 10, 2014 18:20:06 GMT -5
A stable modelled on the gang from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Feb 10, 2014 20:00:41 GMT -5
a striker gimmick. A guy just refuses to put on tights and wants to wrestle naked pretending it's the essence of wrestling because in the ancient Greece it was like that. He comes out naked and security has to run after him to cover his genitals.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 10, 2014 20:24:45 GMT -5
a striker gimmick. A guy just refuses to put on tights and wants to wrestle naked pretending it's the essence of wrestling because in the ancient Greece it was like that. He comes out naked and security has to run after him to cover his genitals. Something like that, but this time can the streaker the someone a little more easy on the eyes who might be pleasant to look at?
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 10, 2014 20:53:16 GMT -5
A stable of steroid abusers, who are trying to take over the company and are kayfabe John Cena's childhood buddies.
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Feb 10, 2014 21:23:48 GMT -5
Emma
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 10, 2014 21:25:43 GMT -5
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Feb 10, 2014 22:21:49 GMT -5
FAKE TRIPLE H AND FAKE STEPHANIE ..... complete with massive false konk and even more massive false bazongas
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Feb 11, 2014 6:03:48 GMT -5
Not a drug dealer but a pusher. Psychotic, needy and controlling (bit like Winter in TNA - though that was never proved to be a drugging) Wins by getting his valet to distract the opponent by promising her a fix. Hell - the valet could have the same build and look as 2012 era Angelina Love and be called 'Crystal Meth' just for added effect
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Post by The IWC WORLD Champion on Feb 11, 2014 6:12:41 GMT -5
Come on, nobody had even heard of Key until a few days ago.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 11, 2014 9:10:41 GMT -5
Bo Dallas is Downs Syndrome wrestler!
You ain't down until you got the downs.
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