Johnny
Don Corleone
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Post by Johnny on Feb 10, 2014 13:59:44 GMT -5
A paraplegic guy who claims wwe is discriminating against him when they refuse to let him wrestle. Wins lawsuit to let him compete. Keeps having special rules applied to his "matches" to allow for his various disabilities which get added to each week (Think having a ramp installed to allow him to get to the top turnbuckle).
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Feb 10, 2014 14:33:17 GMT -5
Not really offensive, but it would be to a lot of people, but I have always loved the idea of a guy who is "anti-troops"
It could start with say wade Barrett refusing to work the tribute to the troops show, then cena calls him out the next raw and wade says he is a pacifist and a conscientious objector who is against the concept of war and the military and "real men fight with their fists not their guns"
You could have him get into a fight with a planted "troop" I'm the front row.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2014 14:34:38 GMT -5
Not really offensive, but it would be to a lot of people, but I have always loved the idea of a guy who is "anti-troops" It could start with say wade Barrett refusing to work the tribute to the troops show, then cena calls him out the next raw and wade says he is a pacifist and a conscientious objector who is against the concept of war and the military and "real men fight with their fists not their guns" You could have him get into a fight with a planted "troop" I'm the front row. Isn't that pretty damn close to the Better than U-topia storyline from uh... one of the games... 11?
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Snowman on Feb 10, 2014 14:41:46 GMT -5
Not really offensive, but it would be to a lot of people, but I have always loved the idea of a guy who is "anti-troops" It could start with say wade Barrett refusing to work the tribute to the troops show, then cena calls him out the next raw and wade says he is a pacifist and a conscientious objector who is against the concept of war and the military and "real men fight with their fists not their guns" You could have him get into a fight with a planted "troop" I'm the front row. Isn't that pretty damn close to the Better than U-topia storyline from uh... one of the games... 11? Really? I'll have to play that
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
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Post by BrianZane on Feb 10, 2014 15:18:08 GMT -5
I'll piggyback and also say Alberto Del Rio: Neighborhood Watch. A few pieces are already in place: he's rich, he hates everybody, and he's super aggressive. Just have him start attacking guys before matches, and backstage. Every time he's confronted, he just says 'That perro was going to attack me! I had to defend myself!". One more: Bath Salts Sheamus. In an effort to become a better fighter, Sheamus gets addicted to bath salts. His new finisher is the "Bite Your Opponent's Face Off". It Bites A Forehead!
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
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Post by BrianZane on Feb 10, 2014 15:18:42 GMT -5
I thought about the old film with Chris Rock "Down To Earth" Just thought it would be hillarious for a white wrestler to claim he used to be a black guy in a previous life and piss off all the black wrestlers. Wasn't that kind of Akeem's gimmick?
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Post by JTG Fan on Feb 10, 2014 15:21:12 GMT -5
After they did what seemed similar to those beheading videos with Muhammad Hassan and those masked guys choking out Undertaker with piano wire, I figured they should just go all out in offensiveness and have Hassan come to the ring in a motorized airplane that he crashes into the ringpost.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Feb 10, 2014 15:34:45 GMT -5
Christian begins a gimmick where he decides to live up to his name. He initially starts out as a peace-loving happy man of God but after losing at Elimination Chamber begins to judge the WWE Universe. He suddenly starts doing run-ins in matches where he pickets them, saying "God Hates [Insert City or Wrestler name Here]" and when given a match with Darren Young, he refuses because of the "kind of man Young is". At Tribute to the Troops he appears again with a sign and even brutally assaults Sgt. Slaughter. Darren Young tries for the save but Christian assaults him and crucifies him, drawing massive heat.
Goldust reverts back to his 1996 character and becomes obsessed with Cody Rhodes similar to the way he was obsessed with Razor. He considers Cody to be "perfection" and becomes jealous of his superior look. Dusty tries to intervene and stop Goldust's creepy obsession with his brother. He fails and a week later is reported missing by Cody. During a match that Cody wrestles, Goldust's music starts playing and on the titantron appears ".24 Karat Pictures Presents...."Deliverance" and the next shot is Goldust and Dusty re-enacting the rape scene from "Deliverance" and making Dusty squeal like the pig he is.
This culminates in a Bayou Backwoods Brawl at Wrestlemania with Bray Wyatt as the Special Guest Referee. The match plays out similar to the Backlot Brawl with Piper/Goldust and ends with Cody stripping Goldust naked in the ring, showing him a mirror to Goldie's horror and smashing it over his head to win.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 10, 2014 15:38:23 GMT -5
Randy Orton decides to use his "Eddie's down there, IN HELL" line in every town, replacing eddie with other beloved figures from each town he's in. For maximum absurdity, said person doesnt even have to be dead, meaning we get lines like "Don Mattingly's down there, IN HELL", even if Mattingly was in the audience.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 10, 2014 15:38:35 GMT -5
A Masochist Jobber. Gets off on getting the crap kicked out of him. Purposely tries to get put into matches against top guys, refuses to put up any real offense, but keeps kicking out of EVERYTHING because he wants more pain. Sounds like something XPW would do. I don't think they were that clever. They did have a S&M gimp gimmick, but he was the one dealing the punishment. For the record, I just made Adolf Ziggler in WWE '13. This would be perfect for Gregory Iron and/or Zach Gowen.
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jon3
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by jon3 on Feb 10, 2014 16:01:12 GMT -5
Offensive gimmick today
Anti gay person who SUPPORTS Russia AND NORTH KOREA,Hates anybody small in height or weight, Supports and Proclaims OBAMA as 2nd best President to George Bush,AND is MIDDLE-Eastern,and proclaims China as NUM1 Country with "MADE IN CHINA" as his slogan,being better than you phrase
That gimmick wouldn't last a month though
would get massive legit heat from everybody and wouldn't even get cheered like a "WE THE PEOPLE" sort of way,but man would the crowd reactions be insane and national media would be all over it in an extremely negative way
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 10, 2014 16:11:03 GMT -5
A bisexual wrestler who wins buy putting roofies in all of his opponents' pre match drinks then after the match, drags thembackstage for unknown purposes.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 10, 2014 16:13:44 GMT -5
Zeb and the Real Americans decide to dress as ghosts for Halloween, while spouting their usual rhetoric. Hilarity ensues. Now I'm sad that never happened. Reminds me of the ghost episode of South Park.
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 10, 2014 16:14:14 GMT -5
Every fourth week in a comedy spot, one of the mild-mannered face Divas turns into a total rampaging monster, laying out everyone in sight. "UH-OH! IT'S HER TIME OF THE MONTH!" squeals Jerry Lawler.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 10, 2014 16:18:52 GMT -5
Every fourth week in a comedy spot, one of the mild-mannered face Divas turns into a total rampaging monster, laying out everyone in sight. "UH-OH! IT'S HER TIME OF THE MONTH!" squeals Jerry Lawler. I'm legitimately surprised this never happened in the Attitude Era.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 10, 2014 16:23:01 GMT -5
Zeb and the Real Americans decide to dress as ghosts for Halloween, while spouting their usual rhetoric. Hilarity ensues. Now I'm sad that never happened. Reminds me of the ghost episode of South Park. "Wow, Big E. Must be really scared of ghosts"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 16:25:36 GMT -5
Big E Langston starts coming out every match wearing a conical asian rice hat. His new catchphrase is "CHING CHANG CHONG FORTUNE COOKIE ALWAYS WRONG!"
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 10, 2014 16:29:13 GMT -5
Now I'm sad that never happened. Reminds me of the ghost episode of South Park. "Wow, Big E. Must be really scared of ghosts" I wanna see someone Big E, Kofi, or Byron Saxton dress up like a ghost and be completely oblivious as to why everyone is looking at him awkwardly.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 10, 2014 16:45:26 GMT -5
Make Triple H an active competitor. Let him beat Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship.
How's that for offensive?
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Feb 10, 2014 16:58:53 GMT -5
3MB in their attempt to pay tribute to Black History month, come out in blackface as old rock & roll legends from the 50s. Once it's over, instead of dropping the blackface, they simply wear whiteface over the blackface.
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