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Post by tigermask on Dec 21, 2005 15:14:21 GMT -5
Samoa Joe was pissed that santa didn't give him any wrestling boots, so he went to the north pole, and gave him five muscle busters. Joe then proceeded to have sex with Mrs. Clause and seventeen of the elves and Rudolph.
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Jeff
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Jeff on Dec 21, 2005 15:14:42 GMT -5
Im sorry but Chuck could tear Joe apart without even being anaywhere near him.
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 21, 2005 15:20:03 GMT -5
Joe and Chuck Norris actually did meet once.
The result of that battle was Vin Deisel.
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 16:29:17 GMT -5
samoa joe has to pee in small incriments. a tsunami resulted in the last full force urination, joe unleashed upon us.
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 21, 2005 16:35:37 GMT -5
Samoa Joe created the most effective illegal play in football. It's called "The Instant 7". Joe would take the ball and the rest of the team would walk off the field. The play not only resulted in an easy touchdown every time (hence the name.), it also resulted in the injury of the entire opposing team.
Sorry if mine are kind of lame. I'm just having fun. ;D
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 16:42:16 GMT -5
Samoa Joe discovered the cure for aids. He then ate it all, citing that we didn't deserve to have it, because meltzer held back on a half star....
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 21, 2005 18:30:49 GMT -5
Samoa Joe has two speeds: walk and kill.
As a teen visiting the hills of Tuscany, Samoa Joe stopped at a nearby convent and impregnated every nun therein. Nine months later, those nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 18:33:07 GMT -5
It has been discovered that when Joe hits someone, that person isn't stiffed; that person gets "Joe'd".
You...y'see...he's sooooo stiff that his name is a stiff on a whole different level, n'...yup.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 18:34:41 GMT -5
Joe doesn't use the Ice Man power-up during the Cut Man stage.
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 21, 2005 19:18:59 GMT -5
Joe doesn't have to destroy the bridge, Bowser jumps into the lava at the very sight of him. And the Princess is never in another castle.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 19:22:33 GMT -5
Robotnik's machine falls apart at the mere sight of Joe.
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Post by slopslopslop on Dec 21, 2005 19:25:45 GMT -5
Cut Man is always my first guy I fight. It took some work, but I learned all his patterns and can dodge and jump and shoot my way to victory.
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CM Shelley
King Koopa
Chun Li movie gets a 5/5 from me
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Post by CM Shelley on Dec 21, 2005 19:32:58 GMT -5
If you say one negative thing about Joe, a transparent angel will pop behind you will cut your head off and Joe will come into the room and eat your body
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 21, 2005 19:33:03 GMT -5
while we're talking about Joe, here's a picture for everyone
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 21, 2005 19:40:17 GMT -5
while we're talking about Joe, here's a picture for everyone Every time Joe smiles, a kitten blows up. There goes another one.
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Post by slopslopslop on Dec 21, 2005 19:41:06 GMT -5
He then used his arm to squeeze CM Punk's head off, much like a crab claw, which in turn caused CM Punk's arm to clench and stiffen and cause the other guy's (I think I know who it is, but I dont wanna risk getting biatch slapped if I mistaken them) head to burst from the blood pressure.
Joe's hand signal indicates 2 deaths
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Post by slopslopslop on Dec 21, 2005 19:41:48 GMT -5
wow, what an interesting filter.
Bi..at..ch = Beauty
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Post by sirendemented on Dec 21, 2005 20:10:26 GMT -5
Joe doesn't have to destroy the bridge, Bowser jumps into the lava at the very sight of him. And the Princess is never in another castle. LOL
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Post by tigermask on Dec 21, 2005 20:29:16 GMT -5
Joe beat Baldurs Gate in ten minutes with a Yakuza Kick.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 20:33:10 GMT -5
Joe broke Aganhim's seal with a stiff kick, not the Master Sword.
When Joe plays "The Champ Is Here" on the Ocarina of Time, Ganondorf appears in front of him and kills himself, because he already knows the outcome. Joe spends the other fifty hours the game having sex with Zelda.
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