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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 21, 2005 9:17:30 GMT -5
Samoa Joe s**ts bricks and farts fire. Both of these facts played invaluable roles in the construction of the Empire State Building.
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 21, 2005 9:58:05 GMT -5
Scientists discovered the actual reason for the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake in San Francisco was caused when Samoa Joe gave a gorilla the Chimera Plex
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Post by thehatman on Dec 21, 2005 11:20:44 GMT -5
Do you people remember Tchernobyl? Apparantly, a nuclear technician pissed off Samoa Joe, and...well, you know.
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 21, 2005 12:28:10 GMT -5
I heard that Samoa Joe created the following:
Wheel Car Gravity the FBI Spork Spam
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 12:30:38 GMT -5
Samoa Joe fought the law. Unlike the p****y Clash, Joe won.
Calm down, Clash fans. It was a joke.
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 12:36:17 GMT -5
you are what you eat. that is why samoa joe only eats bricks, bullets, razorwire, and the tears of fallen wrestling journalists.
samoa joe foiled the assassination attempt on john lennon, by ole kicking the would be shooter into the atmosphere. Lennon's head exploded due to sheer amazement.
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 12:36:57 GMT -5
new jack isn't black. samoa joe just told the sun to never shine on him.
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 21, 2005 12:38:40 GMT -5
new jack isn't black. samoa joe just told the sun to never shine on him. i really gotta stop reading this thread at work... i'm totally gonna get fired...
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 12:41:51 GMT -5
the lindbergh baby isn't missing. samoa joe simply punted it into orbit, because he thought charles was "kinda fruity". then he stiff kicked his plane across the atlantic.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 12:44:22 GMT -5
The reason Amelia Earheart dissappeared? Joe was on the plane. During the time they were having hot, hot sex, Amelia wasn't paying attention to flying the plane. How could she? She was bedding with Samoa Joe. When the instruments began to malfunction, Joe jumped out of the plane...WITHOUT a parachute...saying, "Sorry baby. You're just a flight captain, and I am Pro Wrestling".
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 21, 2005 12:44:33 GMT -5
The reason Heizenberg was so uncertain is because he never knew when Samoa Joe would be right behind him.
*crickets*
Anyone get that? Anyone at all?
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 12:46:07 GMT -5
Mike Tyson went to jail because he was afraid of Samoa Joe. Joe said he was going to eat Mike Tyson's children...and then Mike Tyson.
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 12:55:09 GMT -5
The reason Amelia Earheart dissappeared? Joe was on the plane. During the time they were having hot, hot sex, Amelia wasn't paying attention to flying the plane. How could she? She was bedding with Samoa Joe. When the instruments began to malfunction, Joe jumped out of the plane...WITHOUT a parachute...saying, "Sorry baby. You're just a flight captain, and I am Pro Wrestling". LIES! I heard, he threw a yakuza kick so hard, and so fast, that his boot went back in time, striking and liquifying Amelia Earhart and her stupid plane.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2005 12:56:02 GMT -5
Trust me...there was sex involved. Probably violent sex.
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 13:03:13 GMT -5
maybe it wasnt a stiff...... "kick"..... that liquified her, and her stupid, stupid plane.
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 21, 2005 13:05:49 GMT -5
While pimping on some hos, Samoa Joe worked the Pimp Lean on a building, thus creating the Leaning Tower of Piza... to better illustrate my point...
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Post by Vice Squad: Strong Style on Dec 21, 2005 13:10:09 GMT -5
samoa joe created the san andreas fault with twelve big chops. he's waiting for governer swarzenegger's term to finish, before sinking their communist nation into the ocean....
arnold is just lucky "predator" is joe's favorite movie.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Dec 21, 2005 14:30:11 GMT -5
Samoa Joe doesn't have parents. He created himself at age 2.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Dec 21, 2005 14:52:38 GMT -5
Samoa Joe Took Milton's red Swingline Stapler.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 21, 2005 15:03:36 GMT -5
Samoa Joe Took Milton's red Swingline Stapler. I would be upset but then Joe would kill me. At least Milton got some hostility out by burning a building.
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