King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 5, 2014 19:35:51 GMT -5
I'm a little worried about being a slut
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:37:26 GMT -5
I tell you what, this Goofus fella' is a dumbass.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:40:31 GMT -5
The vandalism towards my house last night was a hate crime. Somebody hates me.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:41:00 GMT -5
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His scoop's bigger.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:41:55 GMT -5
That's quite a story Enrique.
I like stories.
I like stories about pinatas.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 5, 2014 19:47:03 GMT -5
Connie: You better get out of here Bobby, if my dad catches you he's going to make me play that song he wrote about you.
Bobby: "Fat White Lump" is about me?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:50:05 GMT -5
Bill: That money was all I had. It was a joke check, you weren't supposed to take all my money.
Dale: I'm sorry but we had a verbal contract. Besides, if I left you the money, you were going to spend it on something stupid... Like you.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:50:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:51:57 GMT -5
Hank: Yup, these are medium rare.
Bobby: What if someone wants theirs well done?
Hank: We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:57:21 GMT -5
HEY FATTY, YOU ARE FAT! Heh heh.
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Tony Schiavontay
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This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Apr 5, 2014 20:00:13 GMT -5
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 20:04:06 GMT -5
HEY FATTY, YOU ARE FAT! Heh heh. This is a fat kid's store
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Apr 5, 2014 20:21:11 GMT -5
Dale Gribble: One shot on the way down eliminates the Gribble problem, then the Cuban robot soldiers have only Steve Wynn standing between them and Wichita.
Hank Hill: Dale, there are no robots and there are no Cubans!
Dale Gribble: If there are no Cubans, how do you account for Desi Arnaz?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 5, 2014 20:25:01 GMT -5
BILL: Be careful, Bobby. You know how your mother and I worry about you. BOBBY: Uh, she worries about you too, Mr. Dauterive. BILL: Really? BOBBY: I guess. I don't know.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 20:27:25 GMT -5
Pocket sand!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 5, 2014 20:28:02 GMT -5
YOU...HAVE...BEEN...KICKED...IN....THE...TESTICLES!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 20:28:10 GMT -5
I HUGGED YOU!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Apr 5, 2014 20:30:56 GMT -5
Bobby! Be careful! Thats pig water!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 5, 2014 20:33:39 GMT -5
I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 5, 2014 20:37:37 GMT -5
Dale Gribble: Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?
John Redcorn: We did. Once.
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