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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 9, 2014 23:00:57 GMT -5
Minh, come quick! It's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly marrying hillbilly cousin. You owe me five dollars. In your face!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 10, 2014 22:26:57 GMT -5
Hank: No, we didn't rent it. (Cuffs and Collars) So if you could please erase the $40 and penalize yourself whatever you think is fair, we'll be on our way. Store Clerk: I am sorry, but the computer won't let me erase anything until you either return the tape or pay the $40. Hank: I told you I didn't rent the tape, now who is calling me a liar, you or the machine? 'Cause I wanna know whose ass to kick! Store Clerk: I'm not calling you a liar, sir. Hank: Fine. Now where's the ass on this thing?
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 11, 2014 0:04:12 GMT -5
Hank Hill: [Slamming a piece of charcoal on the table] You brought charcoal into our house!
Peggy Hill: I didn't know what it was Luanne asked me to hold it for her, I thought it was drugs!
Hank Hill: [Holding up Bobby's hand] There's soot under my boy's nails, you don't get that from a clean burning fuel!
Bobby Hill: You don't get the rich smokey flavor either.
Hank Hill: [Scolding him] You shut your mouth!, now we're going to sit here and pray.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 11, 2014 0:18:40 GMT -5
Hey Dad, Stephen Austin! Is that the bionic guy or the wrestler?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 11, 2014 15:59:56 GMT -5
A boy who has a unicorn ranch in his bedroom shouldn't call other people weird. That's right we know about Rancho Unicorno.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 11, 2014 17:25:49 GMT -5
Nancy: So are you really okay with your dad being gay?
Dale: Why would I have a problem with it? John Redcorn's gay, and I've been friends with him for years!
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Razor Gives It A 4/10
Unicron
Look At Me and My CRAZY Custom Title!
I'm back...and I'm pretty much the same as before.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Apr 12, 2014 2:53:51 GMT -5
BOGGLE
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 12, 2014 6:35:04 GMT -5
Peggy Hill: (crying) I am so stupid! Hank Hill: Aw, you're not stupid. Heck, you're smarter than me. Peggy Hill: Oh, big deal. Hank Hill: Well, you're smarter than anyone else in Arlen. Peggy Hill: Well, whoop-dee-do. I am the smartest hillbilly in Hillbillytown. Hank Hill: I-I'm trying Peggy. I just... hey, you know, Coach always used to say something that would fire us up when we were behind. Peggy Hill: Yeah, what? Hank Hill: LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?! WELL, YOU SHOULD BE CAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE?! A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?! Peggy Hill: (crying) Why are you yelling at me? Hank Hill: Uh, well, I'm trying to be your coach. I... It's... It's inspiring. Peggy Hill: Well, thank you, cause I feel worse than ever. Hank Hill: Well, it worked for the team. Peggy Hill: No, It didn't. You went to State and lost. Hank Hill: Ah, jeez. I think I need one of those $8 beers.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 7:28:29 GMT -5
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