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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2014 17:47:12 GMT -5
There's your space age polymers! There's your zero turning radius! There's your rear-bag option!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 7, 2014 17:49:06 GMT -5
There's your space age polymers! There's your zero turning radius! There's your rear-bag option! My cup holder!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 8, 2014 5:46:37 GMT -5
Bobby, if you weren't my son...I'd hug you.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 8, 2014 6:43:23 GMT -5
Dale Gribble: ...which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back. Psychiatrist: I see. Dale Gribble: Anyhoo, I just stopped by to pick up my buddy Boomhauer. You see, we're both in here by mistake. Now I can't vouch for Boomhauer, but I am most definitely not crazy. Psychiatrist: Go on. Dale Gribble: Did you just say, "Go Mom"? Now who's the crazy one?
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Post by Ganon83 on Apr 8, 2014 8:09:46 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Apr 8, 2014 11:32:28 GMT -5
Pet the imaginary cat!
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Apr 8, 2014 19:29:44 GMT -5
Governor Richards! It's been a while! You may not remember me, but I've seen you on TV.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2014 20:15:23 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 8, 2014 20:35:57 GMT -5
[Reading letter to Luanne.] Hank: Hi, my name is Ladybird. I like long walks, my arthritis medication, and two cups of kibble a day. I'll try to outsmart you and get three cups, but I know you're too clever for that, Ms. Platter. Luanne: I don't know, Uncle Hank. She did write this letter, and everything. Hank: Trip's off!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2014 20:42:55 GMT -5
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 8, 2014 20:49:52 GMT -5
HANK: The way I see it, you are in direct violation of four of our rules. (hands her a list of rules)
LUANNE: You had it notarized?
HANK: No water usage after ten p.m. Nine o'clock curfew on school nights. Entering the master bedroom without verbal permission. And you're barefoot in the kitchen! Ladybird eats off that floor!
LUANNE: God only has ten rules, Uncle Hank, and His house is much bigger.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2014 20:54:30 GMT -5
You want a cold one?
Here's a cold one for ya! Here's a cold one for ya! Here's a cold one for ya!
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 8, 2014 21:13:32 GMT -5
I wish I had a son that kicked me in the nuts.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 8, 2014 22:48:28 GMT -5
i like jeff gordon he's handsome Jeff Gordon's a racecar driver? I thought he was the guy on the cereal box.
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The Sam
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The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 9, 2014 6:06:14 GMT -5
I WAS LISTENIN'
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 9, 2014 9:02:01 GMT -5
I wish I had a son that kicked me in the nuts. (Dale kicks Bill in the groin) Be careful what you wish for Bill.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 9, 2014 9:51:40 GMT -5
Bobby: Please Dad! Can we please play paintball?! Hank: Now hold on! So let's see. They give you kids guns and let you shoot at each other, ...Yeah okay.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2014 11:25:04 GMT -5
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Apr 9, 2014 11:39:26 GMT -5
From that same episode: "Does it come with a hat?!" -Bobby after getting the cane "I can see from your face you did not know about the rascal"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 9, 2014 18:52:14 GMT -5
From that same episode: "Does it come with a hat?!" -Bobby after getting the cane "I told Bill not to give him that hat."
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