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Post by hossfan on Apr 6, 2014 8:50:27 GMT -5
The day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest shopping day of the year.
You aren't making Christianity better, you're making rock and roll worse.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 8:58:39 GMT -5
You can choose to spin or you can choose to choose. If you choose to spin, you can land on spin or choice or lose a spin or lose a choice or free spin or free choice or spin again.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 9:00:41 GMT -5
Yeah man I tell you what that dang old internet, man you go in there point and click type in naked chicks, man, and go in there and click click click it's real easy man
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 9:27:38 GMT -5
A nazzy nazzy squazzy
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 6, 2014 9:39:07 GMT -5
his handshake... IT WAS LIMP!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 6, 2014 9:47:25 GMT -5
That boy ain't right.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 6, 2014 9:53:28 GMT -5
What button do I press to turn myself in?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 6, 2014 10:10:31 GMT -5
Octavio: (Into a tape recorder) 11:15 A.M.: The man and the boy and the puppet leave the house.
Dale: (Into a tape recorder) 11:16: Octavio speaks into tape recorder, thus leaving crucial evidence, stupid idiot! Octavio must be gotten rid of!
[Dale opens his glovebox and moves a pistol aside. Then he takes out a notepad and begins to write.]
Dale: Dear Octavio, this is the hardest letter I've ever had to write...
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 6, 2014 10:13:11 GMT -5
Wasting all that money is like buying a haircut for Saddaam Hussein. And I HATE Saddam Hussein. I like his haircut, but that's it!
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Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 6, 2014 10:14:42 GMT -5
What button do I press to turn myself in? "Grand Theft Arlen" is one of my favorite episodes ever, and your quote is the best of the entire bunch. |
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El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 6, 2014 10:53:12 GMT -5
This tastes like turtles! *crying* HANK: What if they find Kahn? DALE: If I know my Mexican legal system, which I do, we'll get about fifteen years with a starvation diet of moldy bread and warm water. HANK: Distilled water? DALE: Oh, no. And of course there is a total lack of toilet paper and privacy. HANK: Oh, God, I can't go while people watch! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 11:21:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 13:32:14 GMT -5
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 6, 2014 13:43:21 GMT -5
As a Buddhist, of course, I get comfort from a story. I don't need to tell you how much Buddhists love a story! ... Anyway, story begins with man being chased by ferocious man-eating tiger. Tiger chase him to edge of cliff. Man falls off. Halfway down, he grab onto branch. He look up, he see ferocious tiger. Now he look down, he see another hungry tiger, waiting for him on the ground below. Not a good place to be. He knows for sure he gonna die. Then out of corner of his eye he see a wild strawberry growing on same branch. He pluck it and eat it. And it was the sweetest-tasting strawberry he ever had.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Apr 6, 2014 13:50:10 GMT -5
"MR. KAHN! My bags!"
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Apr 6, 2014 13:52:16 GMT -5
You had me at fruit pies.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 6, 2014 13:52:40 GMT -5
As a Buddhist, of course, I get comfort from a story. I don't need to tell you how much Buddhists love a story! ... Anyway, story begins with man being chased by ferocious man-eating tiger. Tiger chase him to edge of cliff. Man falls off. Halfway down, he grab onto branch. He look up, he see ferocious tiger. Now he look down, he see another hungry tiger, waiting for him on the ground below. Not a good place to be. He knows for sure he gonna die. Then out of corner of his eye he see a wild strawberry growing on same branch. He pluck it and eat it. And it was the sweetest-tasting strawberry he ever had. "Is a world without Buckley, a world we want to live in?" |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 6, 2014 13:59:59 GMT -5
The more you hold it in, the more you put on strange Sinead O'Connor act! I cry river of tears for Buckley! Why not you?
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Apr 6, 2014 14:00:26 GMT -5
You can choose to spin or you can choose to choose. If you choose to spin, you can land on spin or choice or lose a spin or lose a choice or free spin or free choice or spin again. "Oh, you want me to consult the rulebook again, Dr. Boomhauer? Let me check...you lose." |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 14:15:50 GMT -5
Bobby: Can I have more butter for my pancakes?
Hank: THAT'S IT, I'M GOING FISHING!
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