BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Apr 6, 2014 14:32:10 GMT -5
(On the phone, getting ready to coach the Arlen youth football team)
"I know, I wish you had a woman too, Bill."
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Apr 6, 2014 15:18:45 GMT -5
THIS HERE IS HITLER'S CANOE!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 6, 2014 16:07:46 GMT -5
I'm an old man. Everybody already hates me. But Bobby is just a child; he has his whole life ahead of him. ... If I could take a bullet for my grandson, I would. Just not in the face; that's how I make my livings.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 6, 2014 16:11:04 GMT -5
The audacity!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 6, 2014 16:12:51 GMT -5
Now THAT'S how you motivate a team.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 16:16:40 GMT -5
The vandalism towards my house last night was a hate crime. Somebody hates me. Let the record show somebody hates Dale Gribble....
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 6, 2014 16:16:55 GMT -5
"You're the one who parks him in front of the TV and makes him watch all them Muppets. They got frogs kissing pigs, what the hell did they think was going to happen?"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 6, 2014 16:18:04 GMT -5
Using a saw for a weapon makes about as much sense as using a gun to cut a two-by-four. That's how my dad built my treehouse... how he cleaned it, too.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 16:27:13 GMT -5
That's a clean burning hell, I tell you what
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 6, 2014 16:33:54 GMT -5
"That was Sanglug's mirror!" "I know. He did not pick it." "But he used it!" "It's a tough call. But it's mine, and I made it."
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 6, 2014 16:52:31 GMT -5
Hank: What's this smut you're listening to? Bobby: It's not smut, It's radio Disney!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 17:41:10 GMT -5
"I-I'm gonna kick your ass...!"
"If my ass is to be kicked, then it is to be kicked."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 18:40:50 GMT -5
Hank: What's this smut you're listening to? Bobby: It's not smut, It's radio Disney! Hank: *holds up Troll doll* NUDITY.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 23:15:44 GMT -5
Take down the first letter of every word I say.
"Some Day Governor Reagan Will Run For President."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 7, 2014 8:49:31 GMT -5
Dale Gribble: What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole-in-one? Because that's how I'm going to play it. Hank Hill: Dang it, Dale. It already happened once. What are the odds of it happening again?
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 7, 2014 10:57:24 GMT -5
(Hank is playing a video game)
"I just stabbed a parking attendant. Where's the button to turn myself in?"
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 7, 2014 11:48:16 GMT -5
Your honor, I can tell you are a very reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 7, 2014 16:00:20 GMT -5
"Dale, you giblet-head, if you were gonna cheat, why'd you buy a frozen bass?"
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Apr 7, 2014 16:03:45 GMT -5
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 7, 2014 16:51:42 GMT -5
HANK: Any theories? DALE: You're asking me if I have theories? HANK: About the magic trick, Dale. DALE: Oh, not a clue. (beat) Ah! It's done with twins. One Peggy in the pinata, the other Peggy in the audience. BILL: Another woman who looks like Peggy? Smells like Peggy? Feels like P --
HANK: My wife does not have a twin. DALE: You don't know that for sure and you never will. They destroyed the evidence when they blew up one of the Peggys.
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