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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 28, 2014 17:57:39 GMT -5
See what I've started? Mwahaha!
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Post by revolver86 on Jul 28, 2014 18:15:31 GMT -5
f***ing, casual dating, and relationships are so bogged down by archaic ideas and rules. So much of this could be solved by us pulling our heads out of our asses and being up front. Yeah, a lot of us nerdy dudes will wind up dying alone, as a result, but if we stopped being so sad and f***ing stupid, we all might find someone special. Being bitter and over analyzing has never helped any guy get laid or find a significant other. Going out, having a good time, and meeting new people, of all sexes, is where you find this stuff. Don't go to a bar or party hoping to get laid, go out and have a good time because human interaction is good for you. And remember, flirting is fun, not a game. Most women enjoy flirting as a fun back and forth, with no expectations. Guys, especially like us, need to learn to do the same. Go out, have fun, and let the law of averages play out.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 28, 2014 18:24:49 GMT -5
So, girls don't like nice guys, they like douchebags. But all these nice guys are really douchebags in disguise anyway so shouldn't girls like the fake nice guys anyway? And don't ever say you're a nice guy, because that means you aren't, and you are really a douchebag, but girls like the real douchebags and not the fake ones. So don't ever say that you're a douchebag, because that means you aren't and are really a nice guy in disguise, but don't ever say that you are. Girls don't like fake nice guys, girls like real douchebags, but girls don't like fake douchebags, they like real nice guys. But there are no real nice guys, only fake nice guys that are real douchebags and fake douchebags that are really nice guys that are real douchebags. Twist an entire thread's worth of viewpoints into one big, winding, monolithic statement using appeal to ridicule in order to look like the beleaguered voice of reason, folks. Pretend that people don't act nice in a manipulative way in real life, folks. Blatantly ignore multiple posters when they say "There's a difference between a genuinely kind person and someone who plays nice for personal gain", while you act like genuinely kind people are a target, folks. Okay, but only because you told me to.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jul 28, 2014 18:58:14 GMT -5
So, girls don't like nice guys, they like douchebags. But all these nice guys are really douchebags in disguise anyway so shouldn't girls like the fake nice guys anyway? And don't ever say you're a nice guy, because that means you aren't, and you are really a douchebag, but girls like the real douchebags and not the fake ones. So don't ever say that you're a douchebag, because that means you aren't and are really a nice guy in disguise, but don't ever say that you are. Girls don't like fake nice guys, girls like real douchebags, but girls don't like fake douchebags, they like real nice guys. But there are no real nice guys, only fake nice guys that are real douchebags and fake douchebags that are really nice guys that are real douchebags. At first, I thought I was wrong and maybe you're just a legit nice guy hard up on his luck. But then I read this post and yeah, that's why you come across as disingenuous. Nobody likes rejection, but this attitude is just ridiculous. People are trying to explain it, people are trying to even make you feel better by saying they can relate but you just reply with a bunch of nonsense.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 28, 2014 19:00:35 GMT -5
So, girls don't like nice guys, they like douchebags. But all these nice guys are really douchebags in disguise anyway so shouldn't girls like the fake nice guys anyway? And don't ever say you're a nice guy, because that means you aren't, and you are really a douchebag, but girls like the real douchebags and not the fake ones. So don't ever say that you're a douchebag, because that means you aren't and are really a nice guy in disguise, but don't ever say that you are. Girls don't like fake nice guys, girls like real douchebags, but girls don't like fake douchebags, they like real nice guys. But there are no real nice guys, only fake nice guys that are real douchebags and fake douchebags that are really nice guys that are real douchebags. At first, I thought I was wrong and maybe you're just a legit nice guy hard up on his luck. But then I read this post and yeah, that's why you come across as disingenuous. Nobody likes rejection, but this attitude is just ridiculous. People are trying to explain it, people are trying to even make you feel better by saying they can relate but you just reply with a bunch of nonsense. I'm not really a nice guy? Soooo, girls DO like me!!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 28, 2014 19:02:14 GMT -5
See what I've started? Mwahaha! Evil cad.
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Post by agent817 on Jul 28, 2014 19:34:27 GMT -5
Do you guys want to know what I read recently that has to do with a so-called "nice guy"? And get this, it was not that recent when it happened as it occurred back in February. This guy tracks his favorite employee at Hot Topic and sends her a message and more messages because she didn't respond to him. She finally responded and he said that he has a thing for her and whatnot, and finally, she sends him a long message about how this guy was a creep and such. In a lot of ways, I agree with the girl and with what she said.
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Lila
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Post by Lila on Jul 28, 2014 20:13:20 GMT -5
Damn, y'all got some issues when it comes to the opposite sex.
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Post by AwamoriRock on Jul 28, 2014 20:24:52 GMT -5
This is like having a bad sunburn and thinking the term "red neck" is offensive personally.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jul 28, 2014 21:41:45 GMT -5
In many respects, this is the strangest topic I've seen on this forum.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 28, 2014 21:51:46 GMT -5
Gurls r dumb.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 28, 2014 21:53:48 GMT -5
lul they have cooties and just want the peen. All their gud 4 is sammiches. I have 5 gurlz in canada that you dont know about bro.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 28, 2014 21:57:58 GMT -5
I don't even like sammiches.
I don't even lift, bro... wait a second!
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Post by J is Justice on Jul 28, 2014 22:08:13 GMT -5
lul they have cooties and just want the peen. All their gud 4 is sammiches. I have 5 gurlz in canada that you dont know about bro. they shud gt bak in teh kitchen
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 22:17:42 GMT -5
Damn, y'all got some issues when it comes to the opposite sex. Or the same, or both. (/personal coverage) I agree though, seriously, people, look at yourselves and see what you can improve about yourselves before wondering why people don't want to date you or why you don't "get" an entire sex. Don't put yourself on a pedestal if it's a consistent concern to you, deal with it and mature, don't play the victim and think you're owed friendships & relationships. People don't fit into two columns of good or bad, they fit into a thousand columns of variants. Work out what you are and what you want to be before saying 'dem gurls so crazy and hard to please' cards as it's the single most foolish approach to take. Women aren't some different species, they're human, act like they're human beings and I'm sure things will seem less confusing in general for y'all. I mean, if there was a stupid forum "who'd you date" game then this thread would be the first place for me to go to see who I'd never step within 30 feet of. If you give this vibe off in the real world then wow.
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Post by Toxik916 on Jul 28, 2014 22:30:10 GMT -5
These threads always make me laugh. There's no such thing as a nice guy or a bad boy, there's just different levels of being an asshole. A genuine asshole is someone that uses deception to bed another person, ie: lying about their true intentions whether trying to parlay a friendship into boning or telling someone they're in it for the long haul then bailing as soon as they get some ass.
I don't give a shit about any other dude that a chick I'm digging might be interested in. The only thing that really matters is YOUR own game and realizing what are your strengths and being able to identify what it is that YOU have to offer someone else.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jul 28, 2014 22:31:29 GMT -5
I say this as a quiet, shy kinda dude, so hear me out. Nice guys, bad boys, whatever. All women have their preference, some like douchebags and there's nothing you can do about that. Some are slutty and jut bang whoever so don't fall for those types (trust me).
But I think I've come to realize that most girls like decent guys. You don't have to be a bodybuilder or a douche or a rich guy to get girls. I know "confidence" is cliche, but it's true. It's about being funny, trying to get to know girls, get the feel for them by getting their number and texting them, listen to them. Always have something going on in your life that's good to talk about (getting a car, your job, school, your interests, etc). You're not always gonna get that one hot chick that you think is sooooo hot. But you'll get at least one decent girl eventually.
Also, it's good to go for girls with less competition. I'm not saying never go for 10s, but you're gonna have a hell of a lot of competition with that 10. 6s, 7s, you gotta go your speed and pick your battles.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 28, 2014 22:37:10 GMT -5
So why do we choose the boys that are naughty? I don't fit in so why do you want me? And I know I can't tame you... but I just keep trying.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 22:42:19 GMT -5
Damn, y'all got some issues when it comes to the opposite sex. Boys go to Mars, to get more cars. Girls go to Jupiter, to get more stupider!
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Post by Lila on Jul 28, 2014 22:43:40 GMT -5
Damn, y'all got some issues when it comes to the opposite sex. Boys go to Mars, to get more cars. Girls go to Jupiter, to get more stupider! Venus penis
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