jmule
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Post by jmule on Oct 23, 2014 15:10:00 GMT -5
In my opinion, this is Heenan and Monsoon at their best :
SummerSlam 91 Survivor Series 91 Royal Rumble 92 WrestleMania 8 Not your opinion that's a cold hard fact!
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Post by CeilingFan on Oct 24, 2014 8:42:39 GMT -5
In my opinion, this is Heenan and Monsoon at their best :
SummerSlam 91 Survivor Series 91 Royal Rumble 92 WrestleMania 8 Not your opinion that's a cold hard fact! Will you stop
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 24, 2014 8:51:07 GMT -5
The opinions are literally hanging from the rafters.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 24, 2014 8:52:16 GMT -5
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 24, 2014 14:24:48 GMT -5
I also thought Roddy Piper did a good job as color man after Jesse left. He had unmatched enthusiasm for the product, and he was a babyface who would speak his mind, even if he was jabbing other babyfaces. I agree. One of the things that made SummerSlam 91 great was the interaction between Monsoon, Heenan, and Piper. Piper: Bret's got nothing to lose and everything to gain! Heenan: What about Perfect, he's got everything to lose! Piper: Yeah, but I want him to!
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Post by CeilingFan on Oct 24, 2014 14:52:54 GMT -5
I have always loved this little exchange from the live broadcast of SummerSlam 91 ( I don't know if it appears on the Anthology)
Heenan : Survivor Series is on Thanksgiving Eve? That's before Thanksgiving, right? Monsoon : Brain, if it's Thanksgiving Eve then it's before Thanksgiving! Heenan : Great! That means I get to stay home and open my presents! Both Piper and Monsoon groan in disgust
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 25, 2014 3:40:10 GMT -5
Gorilla as the Undertaker is in the ring: Always that smell of formaldehyde in the air when he enters Heenan: I thought that was your cologne! You buy that cheap stuff all the time so you can get a free comb.
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Post by Jiren on Oct 25, 2014 9:08:07 GMT -5
*Mr Perfect gets angry at ref* Heenan: Don't do it perfect, don't you touch that referee Monsoon: Why? A DQ will keep his title Heenan: Then nail him
Heenan: I love Mother's Day, Last year my mother bought me a new car Monsoon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOUGHT YOU!!!!!
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Post by CeilingFan on Oct 25, 2014 10:42:50 GMT -5
Monsoon : Brain, if you can't control yourself I'll have you taken out of here! (He said this many times but never did it )
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Oct 25, 2014 11:38:50 GMT -5
Here is how I look at it:
You have a big match, you want JR and Lawler(although JR was really the star in these situations) or Gorilla and Jesse. You have everything else, you want Bobby and Gorilla. They entertained you during the times you needed to be entertained, especially during squash matches, which were a big part of the WWF then. If you could bring one set of announcers back to call a 3 hour Raw, I would always go with Bobby and Gorilla, because they would keep you entertained during a Kofi - Rusev match.
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jmule
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Post by jmule on Oct 25, 2014 13:01:30 GMT -5
WM7 H "ya know, I should be managing the nasty boys"
M "well why don't you go talk to that runt?"
H "who that pipsquea..uh jimmy hart?.."
M "WHAT?"
H "I didn't say anything it was the guy behind me!"
M "pipsqueak?"
H "the guy behind me said that!"
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Post by CeilingFan on Oct 25, 2014 13:08:28 GMT -5
WrestleMania 8
Monsoon : You need to go see an oculist. Heenan : Why? There's nothing wrong with my feet!
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Post by Boo! on Oct 25, 2014 13:09:10 GMT -5
Heenan: I'm throwing a big victory celebration Tuesday, can you make it? Regis: Tuesday? I can't make it. Heenan: Alex Trebek said the same thing. Regis: Maybe Kathy Lee can make it. Heenan: I'm sorry, we're full.
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Post by Boo! on Oct 25, 2014 13:17:38 GMT -5
Monsoon : Brain, if you can't control yourself I'll have you taken out of here! (He said this many times but never did it ) Yes he did
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 26, 2014 2:01:05 GMT -5
Monsoon : Brain, if you can't control yourself I'll have you taken out of here! (He said this many times but never did it ) Yes he did That was what was great about Heenan leaving, if anything about that can be great, Monsoon finally did what he always threatened.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 26, 2014 11:58:59 GMT -5
Summerslam 91
Heenan: Piper I heard that your parents ran away from home.
Piper: Gorilla you don't expect me to take this do you?
Heenan: No, you can leave
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Post by Boo! on Oct 26, 2014 15:07:21 GMT -5
Gorilla takes the Brain to his favourite restaurant. They walk past a wall of hotdog buns that have been signed by previous famous patrons and mounted on the wall
Gorilla: Maybe if we're lucky Tony will ask us to sign his buns Heenan: I'm not that kind of a guy. Last pair of buns I signed was a stripper named Kitty-litter
Heenan doesn't like the place
Gorilla: Are you hungry Brain? Heenan: Yes, let's go *stands up to leave*
The owner brings over buns to sign
Owner: Could you sign your bun for me? Heenan: It'll be hard to do without a mirror
Monsoon: I notice that Jamie Farr lives just down the street here Owner: Yes, just across the river Monsoon: What a run they had huh? Heenan: Or a swim! Monsoon: I'm talking about MASH the series!
Monsoon goes to sign his bun
Heeenan: It's G-O-R... Monsoon: Will you stop!
Monsoon: What do you want to drink? Heenan: A glass of water Monsoon: A glass of water? Heenan: Oh no that's right I don't know about the pipes. I'll have a diet coke
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 26, 2014 15:10:10 GMT -5
Royal Rumble 1992 was classic
When Flair drew #3 Gorilla tormented Heenan mercilessly, emphasising that Flair had no chance.
Heenan reacted as though the world had literally ended.
But he got the last laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2014 15:49:19 GMT -5
Piper saves Flair from Jake at RR '92.
Heenan: "I never thought I would say this, but thank you Roddy. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!"
Piper starts beating up Flair.
Heenan: "You no good skirt wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2014 16:43:49 GMT -5
Gorilla: And now...let's go up to Sean Mooney Bobby: WHO?
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