mrmulluk
Bubba Ho-Tep
I am always funny. I am never joking.
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Post by mrmulluk on Mar 22, 2015 15:35:05 GMT -5
This is the thread for your own personal tin-foil hat moments. The creepy and upsetting theories behind the uncomfortable suspicions you can't face. I'll start.... After El Generico retired, right around the same time, this dude called Sami Zayn debuted. He's about the same height as generico, similar build. He even uses some of his moves. Then I started looking into the orphanages El Generico was helping to build in Mexico - how about this....no sign of the press coverage, no returning hero's welcome, nothing. I used google translate for HOURS to try and find even local newspaper coverage of El Generico's charity work. Not a thing. It got me to thinking, maybe Sami Zayn IS {Spoiler}the man who KILLED El Generico and took his powers!!
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Post by Captain & Diet on Mar 22, 2015 16:03:20 GMT -5
I am convinced that there were not 93,173 fans at the Silverdome to see WM3. I know it seems far fetched.l but I think that WWF lied in order to get mainstream media attention.
I know, it's shocking.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 22, 2015 16:11:10 GMT -5
I am convinced that there were not 93,173 fans at the Silverdome to see WM3. I know it seems far fetched.l but I think that WWF lied in order to get mainstream media attention. I know, it's shocking. On a related note, I have a working theory that Madison Square Garden does not, in fact, hold 80,000 people.
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jmule
Don Corleone
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Post by jmule on Mar 22, 2015 18:26:04 GMT -5
Seeing that he's outlived mostly everyone from the 80's I think I have a theory that Hogan may actually be immortal...
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 22, 2015 18:29:27 GMT -5
BOMBSHELL TONIGHT!
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 22, 2015 18:30:03 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior knew his death was imminent when he made that speech on RAW.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Mar 22, 2015 19:12:39 GMT -5
This is the thread for your own personal tin-foil hat moments. The creepy and upsetting theories behind the uncomfortable suspicions you can't face. I'll start.... After El Generico retired, right around the same time, this dude called Sami Zayn debuted. He's about the same height as generico, similar build. He even uses some of his moves. Then I started looking into the orphanages El Generico was helping to build in Mexico - how about this....no sign of the press coverage, no returning hero's welcome, nothing. I used google translate for HOURS to try and find even local newspaper coverage of El Generico's charity work. Not a thing. It got me to thinking, maybe Sami Zayn IS the man who KILLED El Generico and took his powers!! Similarly, I think Christopher Daniels is a curry cannibal that got all his talents after eating Curry Man in an Indo-Japanese restaurant.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Mar 22, 2015 19:15:13 GMT -5
Seeing that he's outlived mostly everyone from the 80's I think I have a theory that Hogan may actually be immortal... It is my theory Hogan WAS immortal but then TNA happened.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Mar 22, 2015 19:50:52 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior knew his death was imminent when he made that speech on RAW. I don't think that's very farfetched.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2015 19:52:11 GMT -5
Seeing that he's outlived mostly everyone from the 80's I think I have a theory that Hogan may actually be immortal... It is my theory Hogan WAS immortal but then TNA happened. In some alternate universe THAT promo is still going.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2015 19:55:18 GMT -5
WWE is just a front for a gay escort service. They haven't made any money in years on the actual sports entertainment side, but their other services are highly desired among old, fat gay men.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 22, 2015 21:43:01 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior knew his death was imminent when he made that speech on RAW. I don't think that's very farfetched. I think he had a feeling he didn't have very much time.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Mar 22, 2015 22:14:39 GMT -5
WWE is just a front for a gay escort service. They haven't made any money in years on the actual sports entertainment side, but their other services are highly desired among old, fat gay men. A whole bunch of crossfit-obsessed closeted gays? No way man, that's just crap from movies.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Mar 22, 2015 22:58:57 GMT -5
I know it sounds crazy, but to this day I believe that Giant Machine was really Andre the Giant.
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Post by jimmyjames on Mar 23, 2015 0:30:54 GMT -5
I really don't think Andre the Giant was Big Show's dad.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 23, 2015 4:13:25 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior knew his death was imminent when he made that speech on RAW. I believe that to be absolutely true and it was something I spoke about on this board. -------- For my own, I totally believe the Mania 3 of 93,173 is totally legit. The only source disputing this Zane or whats his name or whatever. Everyone else holds this number up to be true.
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Post by berlynwright on Mar 23, 2015 6:50:21 GMT -5
Always though people who bought WCW 2000 ppvs were
1) DDTDigest recappers 2) WCW employees 3) WWF spies 4) Sado Masochists 5) Kimberly marks
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 23, 2015 6:54:58 GMT -5
Always though people who bought WCW 2000 ppvs were 1) DDTDigest recappers 2) WCW employees 3) WWF spies 4) Sado Masochists 5) Kimberly marks I can check 4 & 5 off the list
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2015 7:36:36 GMT -5
The big one!
Eric Bishoff intentionally tanked WCW so he could buy it!
It actually makes sense, the second his deal was on the table and almost sown up, the quality of WCW improved massively.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 23, 2015 7:47:37 GMT -5
I am convinced that there were not 93,173 fans at the Silverdome to see WM3. I know it seems far fetched.l but I think that WWF lied in order to get mainstream media attention. I know, it's shocking. What are you talking about, don't you know there were 3 million people who saw a 10 foot giant get slammed into the mat Brother!
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