dav
Hank Scorpio
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Post by dav on Nov 7, 2015 14:01:01 GMT -5
Kevin Owens enters the backstageKEVIN OWENS: Hey, I saw a sign outside asking for help with a Kane feud? TRIPLE H: Yeah, what I want you to do is start a feud with Kane the instant Raw starts and keep him away from Vince so he doesn't get put in the main event. OWENS: OK, I'll be outside until you need me... KANE: It'll be a pleasure working with you! DANIEL BRYAN: Wait Owens! Sure, you can feud with Kane, as we've all done in our darkest hours. Or you can grab that brass ring and convince Vince McMahon to give you an honest push! OWENS: You're right! Starting from now, I'm going to do my best to become top of the company! The theme for Raw startsTRIPLE H: Oh, my GOD! VINCE MCMAHON (OFF SCREEN): Ah Kane, you're going to be in a program with the WWE Championship for the next eight months. Now get out there and grab that brass ring! KANE (OFF SCREEN): Woo-hoo! Triple H breaks down and weeps. That moment when sarcasm became prophecy...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2015 15:24:27 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose: "Hey Rollins, I can see your doodle". Seth Rollins: "Shut up Ambrose"
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Nov 7, 2015 17:07:14 GMT -5
*Zack Ryder announces that he is a virgin to the locker room and the roster looks on stunned*
Ryback: Hey does that mean Eve is a virgin too?
Eve *offscreen*: Ha!
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 7, 2015 18:25:57 GMT -5
Vince: "Ah, they have the Internet on computers now."
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chrom
Backup Wench
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Post by chrom on Jan 3, 2016 0:05:30 GMT -5
Sheamus: (singing)
I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt,
I gotta go puke in some hay!
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lws
ALF
No. It's the children who are wrong.
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Post by lws on Jan 3, 2016 2:49:48 GMT -5
royal rumble crowd: we're here! we're queer! we don't want anymore reigns!
also i have these, from the only show i think is equal to the simpsons in comedy.
*stone cold hugs vince mcmahon*
vince: why are you squeezing me with your body? stone cold: its a hug, vince. i'm hugging you.
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vince mcmahon: what is sgt. slaughter doing here?! sgt. slaughter: army had half a day.
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william regal to tajiri: who would like a banger in the mouth?!
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*shane tells his parents he's marrying marissa mazzola*
vince: all right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant doesn’t mean you have to marry her. too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a hojo said she used an iud. linda: it was stuckey’s. vince: but i believed you!
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*after the wedding video*
triple h: and guess what! stephanie kissed me! vince: how?! she looked pretty unconscious in the video. triple h: ...i didn't say she was totally into it!
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triple h: as you may or may not know, wwe television has hit a bit of a rough patch. wwe conference call interviewer: really? when did that happen? triple h: well, i don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but...
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