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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 23, 2015 19:36:26 GMT -5
Perhaps we can spice this one up by also including other Fox shows like Family Guy, Bob's Burgers and of course 21 Jump Street.
Anyway on my walk today I thought of this one:
*HHH is giving a campaign speech for the Executive VP position in front of the rest of the WWE roster*
HHH: Vote for me! A steroid-abusing, power hungry, Chyna groping, son-in-law of a lunatic, washed-up, has-been Kliq member! (crowd cheers) Oh, also, I believe we should keep an open mind toward hiring indie wrestlers (crowd boos).
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Post by BRAINFADE on Apr 24, 2015 10:54:32 GMT -5
Scott Hall: And I say, wrestling's biggest ever draw was Hulk Hogan! Jake Roberts: Stone Cold Steve Austin! Hall: HULK HOGAN!! Jake: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! Hall: Alright, you asked for it Roberts!! *Hall decks Jake* Kevin Nash: Yeah, that showed 'im Scott! "Stone Cold Steve Austin"... Hall: HULK HOGAN!! *Hall decks Nash*
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 24, 2015 17:40:46 GMT -5
WWE fans nowadays: "Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain."
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 24, 2015 17:42:50 GMT -5
Sid:'Is there a chance my leg could bend?' Nash:'Not on your life, my half-brained friend.'
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 24, 2015 22:54:32 GMT -5
At the McMahon home:
Linda: Vince I want you to get rid all of these old Hulkamania calenders and WWE magazines.
Vince: But Linda we can't get rid of the old calenders, sure it may be not be 1985 now but who knows what will tomorrow will bring? And these old magazines, so many memories.
*Flips through a magazine*
Vince: Eight O'clock, Jerry The King Lawler and Good old J.R call the action on Raw is War. I'll never forget that one.
(A thought bubble appears over Vince showing Lawler and Ross in front of a white background)
JR: BY GAWD!
King: PUPPIES!
JR: BY GAWD!
King: PUPPIES!
JR: BY GAWD!
King: PUPPIES!
JR: BY GAWD!
King: PUPPIES!
Vince: Heh heh heh, puppies.
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 24, 2015 23:06:43 GMT -5
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 25, 2015 0:10:28 GMT -5
Matt Hardy: Ohhhhh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
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Post by Chiral on Apr 25, 2015 0:54:52 GMT -5
WWE fans nowadays: "Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain." The fanbase, jumping up and down: "I'm happy AND ANGRY!!"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 25, 2015 5:20:51 GMT -5
Triple H: What caused WCW to close? Hideo: Well, a combination of things. First of all there was the lack of a main boss like Vince, Russo largely turned WCW into a nonsensical copy of the WWF, Jamie Kellner didn't like wrestling on air... Triple H: Just... Just say Bischoff. Hideo: Bischoff it is sir!
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 25, 2015 8:38:36 GMT -5
Linda: I love you, Vince! Vince: I love you, Shelton! Uh, Linda!
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Scott Hall: It's true. I'm with your father in a mental institution. David Flair: Uh-huh. And is the Honky Tonk Man with you? Scott Hall: He could be. It's a big hospital.
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Vince: There may never be another chance to say: "I love you, Shawn." Shawn Michaels: Oh, hot dog. Thanks for making my last moments on Earth socially awkward.
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Shane: How come Steph gets a wrestling company? Vince: Because she doesn't love me. Shane: I don't love you! Give me a moped! Vince: I know you love me, so you don't get squat.
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CM Punk: [reading his numbers] 38? 49? Oh my God. I won. I WON!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [spins around in his chair] Ahem. Recapping our top story, the winner of the state lottery is... me, Cm Punk. Can we get a shot of me? [an image Punk spinning around in his chair is posted] There ya go. In other news... [clearly disinterested] tragic mishap today in Cleveland.... many people killed..... ummmm........ goodbye! [runs off]
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Sammi Zayn: Triple H, Bill Demott's camp was a nightmare! They fed us butt donuts, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the trainees was eaten by a bear! Triple H: Oh my God! [breaks down sobbing] Zayn: ...actually, the bear just ate his hat. Triple H: [collected] Was it a nice hat? Zayn: Oh yeah. Triple H: Oh my God! [breaks down sobbing again]
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 25, 2015 9:05:43 GMT -5
Zayn, Itami, and other Full Sail superstars, singing: Hail to thee, NXT, We're full of cruiser weights. Though the booking's rusty, We'll still work all our dates. From your gleaming Full Sail To your yellow ring ropes there To your L E D lit ring apron Where all our fans do cheer Hail to thee, NXT Down in Florida. We will always love NXT... A registered trademark of World Wrestling Entertainment, all rights reserved... ============== and this.. {Spoiler} WGTT getting ready to dress for their match.
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Apr 25, 2015 9:42:11 GMT -5
Sika : Roman! Roman he's not going to get tired you have to hit him back. Hit him back!
Roman : That cannibal is right, I only got one chance: I got to knock him out(Superman punches, spear but Lesnar gets up and hits the F5)
Roman : oohh...
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 25, 2015 9:57:53 GMT -5
Sika : Roman! Roman he's not going to get tired you have to hit him back. Hit him back! Roman : That cannibal is right, I only got one chance: I got to knock him out(Superman punches, spear but Lesnar gets up and hits the F5) Roman : oohh... I understand that for that match, Roman's ring robe had to word Opponent on the back.
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 25, 2015 10:10:41 GMT -5
All of the divas singing:"Ecnahc a savid evig! Ecnahc a savid evig! Ecnahc a savid evig! Ecnahc a savid evig!"
Michael Hayes watching the TV:"Ecnahc a savid eviiiiig!"
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Post by Zenengage on Apr 25, 2015 21:10:04 GMT -5
WGTT getting ready to dress for their match. Written on Vince's hand: Charlie = White Shelton = Black
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 25, 2015 21:13:26 GMT -5
Sika : Roman! Roman he's not going to get tired you have to hit him back. Hit him back! Roman : That cannibal is right, I only got one chance: I got to knock him out(Superman punches, spear but Lesnar gets up and hits the F5) Roman : oohh... Roman's entrance theme really needs to be "Why Can't We Be Friends?".
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 26, 2015 7:04:30 GMT -5
Dixie Carter: You see the reason you should sign with us instead of another wrestling promotion is that other wrestling promotions are wrestling promotions.
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Post by ededdneddy on Apr 26, 2015 8:29:14 GMT -5
Nimoy: Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of sports entertainment is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer...is no. Our story begins on a Friday morning, in a little town called Suplex City.
Axel: T.G.I.F.! Guys, I'm off to Tim White's Bar.
R-Truth: But Curtis, it's ten in the morning!
Axel: Don't worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty. And if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." First, I hook this common VCR into the security camera system like so, then I insert this old videotape of us training on a continuous loop.
Triple H: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing Rollins? Something gay no doubt?
Seth: What? What?
Triple H: You know light-hearted, fancy-free, mothers lock up your daughters! Rollins is on the town! *chuckles*
Seth: Exactly, sir. *laughs nervously*
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Post by LastCall on Apr 27, 2015 14:49:39 GMT -5
Orton: I thought you said no RKOs.
Rollins: I said no RKO"S". We're allowed to have one.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 30, 2015 17:23:18 GMT -5
Vince: Well, I think it's good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive!
Pat Patterson: Sting got betrayed again!
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