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Post by davidC(); on Oct 23, 2007 10:17:09 GMT -5
Die Hard:-
( When computer prompts "Do you wish to proceed?" ) Black Guy hacking the safe: "Bet your ass I wish to proceeeed!"
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Post by Nan Flanagan on Oct 23, 2007 10:53:19 GMT -5
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow" Ash [Army of Darkness]
"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f***ed." - Stephen [Braveheart]
"Nuns. No sense of humor." - Kurgan [Highlander]
Paris: Paris P. Olgilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur. Riddick: Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer. - Pitch Black
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Post by texaswhopper on Oct 23, 2007 11:09:27 GMT -5
From Blow- Courtroom scene
Judge: George Jung, you stand accused of possession of six hundred and sixty pounds of marijuana with intent to distribute. How do you plead? George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court if I may. Judge: Well, you're gonna have to stop slouching and stand up to address this court, sir. George: [stands] Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow? Judge: Yeah... Gosh, you know, your concepts are really interesting, Mister Jung. George: Thank you. Judge: Unfortunately for you, the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought with you were illegal, so your bail is twenty thousand dollars.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Oct 23, 2007 11:20:08 GMT -5
Hmmm.
Well I think probably my favourite line of all-time, and I can't even quote it properly, is from Fight Club - "Okay, you are now shooting your imaginary friend in front of a truck full of NITROGLYCERINE!!!"
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Oct 23, 2007 11:20:40 GMT -5
OOH! Galaxy Quest.
"Can you fashion some kind of rudimentary lathe?"
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Post by Near Fantastica on Oct 23, 2007 11:25:36 GMT -5
"I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschwagger!"
Now, with Arnie out of the way, a few quotes from possibly one of the most quotable movies of all time....Waynes World.
Wayne : Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs, nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets.
Wayne : A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Garth : Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'? Wayne: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today? Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Sh**ty Beatles. Wayne: Sh**ty Beatles? Are they any good? Tiny: They suck. Wayne: Then it's not just a clever name.
Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man. Garth: You were at Woodstock? Wayne: Excellent! What was it like? Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 23, 2007 12:15:06 GMT -5
"My patience has its limits but one must not exaggerate."
I can' t remember the name of the character, but it' s from a movie called White Fire, considered by nanarland.com ( kind of a French version of badmovies.org, only ten times better, that' s saying something ) as the crappiest movie ever.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Oct 23, 2007 12:15:09 GMT -5
From Anchorman:
"You're not Ron"
The way Brick says that line kills me
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Lord Rahl
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Lord Rahl on Oct 23, 2007 12:17:14 GMT -5
Basically anything from the movie Friday....I was gonna post my favorite, but its drug related, so I dont think I can.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 23, 2007 12:20:01 GMT -5
Basically anything from the movie Friday....I was gonna post my favorite, but its drug related, so I dont think I can. If you' re just quoting a movie line, I don' t see why there should be a problem. Actually, I believe that as long as you' re not trying to convince people to drug themselves, you can talk about it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2007 12:25:11 GMT -5
Basically anything from the movie Friday....I was gonna post my favorite, but its drug related, so I dont think I can. Speaking of Friday, this line always makes me laugh... "I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure." And while it isn't a quote, Ja Rule teaching Steven Segal how to say "a'ight" (I really don't know how it's supposed to be spelled) in Half Past Dead is always funny to me.
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Lord Rahl
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Post by Lord Rahl on Oct 23, 2007 12:27:53 GMT -5
Ah hell with it
"I know you dont smoke weed, I know this...but Im gonna get you high today....cuz its Friday, you aint got no job, and u aint got crap to do"
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Oct 23, 2007 12:32:14 GMT -5
"Oh, man. I had a weekend, ya know? We went down to uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman f***in' a horse. And you get there and you're thinking "Oh, a woman f***in' a horse." And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse."
-Cal, The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Later...
Trish: What is this, your roofie, your date drug? Andy: It's a Mentos. They're the Freshmaker.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 23, 2007 12:32:56 GMT -5
"He's saying that life is bulls***, and it is, so what are you screaming about?"- Network
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Oct 23, 2007 12:56:29 GMT -5
Samson Simpson: First thing I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend here, and I'm gonna kill him. Scarface: Hey yo, I'm Cuban, B! SS: Yes, Cuban BEEE! So, so many good quotes from Half Baked.
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cowbell5000
Don Corleone
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Post by cowbell5000 on Oct 23, 2007 14:45:46 GMT -5
From Young Frankenstein, "The monster got your mind, but what did you get in return?" HMMMMMMM!!!!! "OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I HAVE FOUND YOU!!!!"
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Post by cowbell5000 on Oct 23, 2007 14:49:02 GMT -5
"You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore." - Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The delivery is what really makes it for me. I always laugh at the scene when the two guys come flying over the camera in the car. Also, Ferris' dad dancing in his office while ferris is in the parade, and lets see....then there's the part where the principal calls his mom and he watches Ferris absent day count go down cause Ferris hacked his computer. And Finally, "Oh yes, he's very popular with everyone. The stoners, wastoids, etc..." Also Sheen saying "Your Ferris' sister?" and his sister just has a look where you can tell shes thinking "are you kidding me?"
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 23, 2007 14:54:02 GMT -5
"I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschwagger!" Now, with Arnie out of the way, a few quotes from possibly one of the most quotable movies of all time....Waynes World. Wayne : Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs, nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets.Wayne : A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?Garth : Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'?Wayne: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Sh**ty Beatles.Wayne: Sh**ty Beatles? Are they any good?Tiny: They suck.Wayne: Then it's not just a clever name.Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.Garth: You were at Woodstock?Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone. And a few more: "Ribbed for her pleasure? Ewwwww." "Excuse me, I belive I requested the hand job."
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Post by American Nightmare on Oct 23, 2007 15:41:22 GMT -5
"I DUN WANN IT!" - Ice Cube from Barber Shop, no clue why, his delivery on it is hilarious
"She was a ho, for SHO!" - 40 Year Old Virgin
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Oct 23, 2007 16:10:19 GMT -5
For some reason, these lines from crack me up. And they're from the same movie which I know some of you wrestlecrappers like.
"Inconceivable!"
"My name is Inio Montoya ... You killed my father ... Prepare to die."
Just something about the way they are delivered, I guess.
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