Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Oct 24, 2007 0:11:55 GMT -5
From Half Baked:
"Get me a box of condoms, and um...what's the stuff we use to eat all the time as kids? oh yeah- some p****" .
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Oct 24, 2007 0:13:17 GMT -5
"You want a smoke, you don't smoke, you one of those health nuts? Ehh, go f*** yourself."
"Hey, I just saw a dead body and now I'm experiencing post-tramatic stress. Can I meet you for lunch?"
And pretty much all of Mark Wahlberg's lines (The Departed=Most quotable movie EVAR).
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2007 0:20:42 GMT -5
"You want a smoke, you don't smoke, you one of those health nuts? Ehh, go smurf yourself." "Hey, I just saw a dead body and now I'm experiencing post-tramatic stress. Can I meet you for lunch?" And pretty much all of Mark Wahlberg's lines (The Departed=Most quotable movie EVAR). Agreed. This part with Baldwin and Wahlberg always get's me... Ellerby: Go f*** yourself. Dignam: I'm tired from f***ing your wife. Ellerby: How's your mother? Dignam: Good, she's tired from f***ing my father.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Oct 24, 2007 0:22:23 GMT -5
From Stripes:
Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I figured I better join before I got drafted. Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more. Cruiser: There was one?
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery. John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly f***ed by some teenage girls? Russell Ziskey: Never. John Winger: So much for the monastery.
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals? John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time? Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits. Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*. John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special? Recruiter: I'll just put that as a 'no'.
From Serenity:
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that! Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
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takermark
AC Slater
if ya smelllllll wat tha rocc is cookin
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Post by takermark on Oct 24, 2007 0:25:26 GMT -5
funniest line from departed
some guy(forgot his name for now): how's your mother? marky mark: good tired from f***ing my father
somethin like that..but had to be the funniest line ever heard in a movie
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Post by shadowforce420 on Oct 24, 2007 0:50:06 GMT -5
Loc-Dog: Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans! Trey: Damn
Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years. Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that? Preach: f*** 'em.
Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight! Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
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cowbell5000
Don Corleone
I'm an (butt) man.
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Post by cowbell5000 on Oct 24, 2007 1:42:27 GMT -5
"Are these guys nazis?" "No Donny these are the Nihlists. These men are pansies."
From Merv in Sin City. "Now that's a fine looking jacket you got on."
From 13th Warrior, after he turns the Viking sword into a scmitar design, "Give an arab a sword and he makes a knife."
also, once they see how he uses it, "when you die, can I give that to me daughter?" Anything from Shoot em up.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Oct 24, 2007 2:32:28 GMT -5
(The Departed=Most quotable movie EVAR). Another good one went something like, "I thought I was supposed to go into shock, I'm not in shock, it f***ing hurts!"
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Post by tankmcquade on Oct 24, 2007 2:37:40 GMT -5
Basically any line from Blazing Saddles
"Dont know....has to do with where choo choo go......Mongo only pawn.......in the game of life"
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Post by tankmcquade on Oct 24, 2007 2:39:47 GMT -5
Oh yeah, and how could I forget Alec Baldwins classic dialogue from Glengarry Glen Ross:
"Put that coffee DOWN!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Smurf you! Thats who I am"
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cowbell5000
Don Corleone
I'm an (butt) man.
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Post by cowbell5000 on Oct 24, 2007 2:45:59 GMT -5
How can anyone not mention these lines from departed?
(after he shoots the girl) "She fell funny." "you need help man"
Then in the shootout, Mr. French saying "ah smurf it" then shooting himself.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Oct 24, 2007 2:48:01 GMT -5
All from Airplane!
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back? Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot. Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets. Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence? Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here. Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot. Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs. Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee. Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. Young Boy with Coffee: Cream? Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
Flawless victory... *Kicks someone's head off* FATALITY!
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Oct 24, 2007 13:17:47 GMT -5
From The Marine:
Bad guy: That guy must be like The Terminator or something?
Rome (Robert Patrick who starred in T2 as a Terminator) Looks at him funny
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Oct 24, 2007 13:23:04 GMT -5
Pretty much any of the one-liners in Fast Times. I quote it constantly.
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Oct 24, 2007 13:28:15 GMT -5
From Revenge of the Nerds:
The Coach is trying to give the jocks a motivational speech before practice. The nerds have put liquid heat in their jock straps. So the jocks are burning down there if you will. After the speech the jocks run to the locker room in pain. As they all leave, the coach says:
"Shit we forgot to practice!"
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 24, 2007 21:57:14 GMT -5
From Hot Fuzz:
Inspector Frank Butterman: I suppose you're wondering why we call them the "Andies"? Nicholas Angel: They're both called Andrew? Inspector Frank Butterman: [delighted] They said you were good! Danny Butterman: Also because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn't it Dad? [gets hit on the head with a wastepaper basket] Danny Butterman: [bleep] off! Inspector Frank Butterman: Thank you, Danny.
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Oct 24, 2007 22:18:13 GMT -5
"i'm ready to communicate with you now"
sixth sense..why is it funny to me..I JUST DON'T KNOW!
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404error
Mephisto
GO LEAFS GO
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Post by 404error on Oct 24, 2007 23:59:49 GMT -5
More Hot Fuzz --
Angel: Lesley Tiller was f***ING murdered! Cartwright: Just like Tim Messenger? Angel: Yes! Wainwright: George Merchant? Angel: Yes! Cartwright: And Eve Draper? Angel: Yes! Wainwright: Martin Blower? Angel: No, actually. Cartwright, Wainwright: Really? Angel: [shouts] 'COURSE HE f***ING WAS!
Skinner: [on walkie-talkie after Angel has knocked out Michael] Michael, are you there? Angel: [impersonating the big thug known for only saying one word] Yarp... Skinner: Has Sergeant Angel been taken care of? Angel: Yarp... Skinner: Is he going to get up anymore? Angel: [Thinks for a while] ... Narp? Skinner: Good, proceed to the castle.
Butterman: Point Break or Bad Boys II? Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer? Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Oct 25, 2007 0:05:24 GMT -5
"This town means about as much to me as a festering bowl of DOG SNOT!!"
God, I love that quote..
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 25, 2007 0:11:41 GMT -5
Half Baked had a great one.
"Just steal one of the forms. There's gotta be some lying around. I mean, they ARE scientists!"
"What the smurf are you talking about?
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