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Post by tna on Nov 3, 2007 3:41:06 GMT -5
From the greatest cinematic achievement of all time, JUNIOR
Ahnold: "It's my baby, it's my choice"!
and who can forget "It's not a tumor!!!"
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HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Nov 3, 2007 4:01:36 GMT -5
Every line from the "boxing" discussion in "Coming To America"
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Post by angryfan on Nov 3, 2007 4:31:22 GMT -5
Not sure if it's been mentioned (I'm being lazy), but one of my favorites.
"Oh, so now you want to hit people with garbage cans? Now I got to cut ya"
Name that movie for two imaginary internets
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Nov 3, 2007 8:07:21 GMT -5
One of my favorites from The Terminator Room service guy: Hey buddy you got a dead cat in there or what? (searches possible answers) Terminator: wax you asshoooole He says it in the most robotic voice and that made it 10x funnier than it had any right to be.  |
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Post by big nasty on Nov 3, 2007 8:15:37 GMT -5
"the death star plans are not in the main computer.."
from this guys voice the empire clearly has a dont ask, dont tell policy with storm troopers
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Nov 3, 2007 8:53:10 GMT -5
We mentioned Clerks but none has yet to say Dante's Catchphrase......... I'm not even supposed to be here today!!!!!!!!!!! More Dumb & Dumber love: Harry: We successfully mated a bull dog and a shiz tu know what we called it? Mary: What? Harry: A Bullcrap. (Harry laughs uncontrollably) Liar Liar: The courtroom bathroom scene Random guy: What the hell are you doing? Jim Carrey: I'm KICKING my ASS!!!!!! Do you mind?  |
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Post by big nasty on Nov 3, 2007 9:09:50 GMT -5
from liar liar
"i've had better..."
as he goes throught he day, he starts to realize what an awesome line it was
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2007 10:01:05 GMT -5
Coming To America, Akeem and Mr. McDowell have a talk.
"Mister McDowell. Sir, I was wondering, did you happen to catch American football contest on television last night?"
"No, I didn't."
"Oh, it was most exhilarating. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big 'H'; it was a most ripping victory."
"Son, I'm only gonna to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs."
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Spicoli's late again.
Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on YOUR time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
Jeff Spicoli: [long pause, but then with complete truth in his answer] I don't know.
Mr. Hand: [Mr. Hand goes to blackboard and writes the words 'I Don't Know', then underlines them]
[reciting]
Mr. Hand: I like that. 'I Don't Know.' That's nice.
[imitating]
Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: All right!
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Nov 4, 2007 23:10:56 GMT -5
From Coming to America:
f*** You! f*** You! and f*** You! Now who's next?
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Post by TRMcGillicutty on Nov 4, 2007 23:39:43 GMT -5
Here are some lines from one of the most underrated comedies ever, DIRTY WORK. (taken from imdb.com cause my memory is bad).
Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live.
Dr. Farthing: I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. T or, or the Jets...
Mitch: Wait a minute, Mr T.? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky?
Dr. Farthing: Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend.
Mitch: Hey, that's my shirt; you're wearing my shirt!
[the man takes off his shirt, revealing an extremely hairy chest and back]
Mitch: [recoiling in horror] UGH!
Fat, Hairy Guy: Here ya go.
Mitch: No, no, no, I was talking to someone else... who is different... than you.
[Shaking the trunk of the car containing the Saigon whore who bit off his nose]
Jimmy: WAKE UP SLUT! Well, well, well, we meet again... NOSE BITER! TIME TO PAY THE FIDDLER, WHORE!
Norm McDonald needs to make more movies that don't suck.
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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Nov 4, 2007 23:41:10 GMT -5
"What is it you can't face" - The Sound of Music  |
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 4, 2007 23:45:48 GMT -5
Here are some lines from one of the most underrated comedies ever, DIRTY WORK. (taken from imdb.com cause my memory is bad). Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before? Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad. Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived. Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live. Dr. Farthing: I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. T or, or the Jets... Mitch: Wait a minute, Mr T.? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky? Dr. Farthing: Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend. Mitch: Hey, that's my shirt; you're wearing my shirt! [the man takes off his shirt, revealing an extremely hairy chest and back] Mitch: [recoiling in horror] UGH! Fat, Hairy Guy: Here ya go. Mitch: No, no, no, I was talking to someone else... who is different... than you. [Shaking the trunk of the car containing the Saigon whore who bit off his nose] Jimmy: WAKE UP SLUT! Well, well, well, we meet again... NOSE BITER! TIME TO PAY THE FIDDLER, WHORE! Norm McDonald needs to make more movies that don't suck. True. That movie, while not brilliant, per se, was really good. |
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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Nov 4, 2007 23:49:14 GMT -5
From Caddyshack: "Hey everybody! Were all gonna get laid!" God bless you Rodney Dangerfield. "DID SOMEBODY STEP ON A DUCK?" |
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Nov 6, 2007 18:17:02 GMT -5
Also from Caddyshack:
Thank you very litle.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2007 18:37:38 GMT -5
Also from Caddyshack: Thank you very litle. Also from Caddyshack. "Tell the chef this is low-grade dog food." |
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