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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 25, 2007 0:19:34 GMT -5
From the ATHF movie -
Master Shake: Boy, it has been a day, I tell ya. I think imma go to bed. [to Meatwad] You better come inside too, you've got school tomorrow. Meatwad: No I don't. Frylock: Shake, don't you get it? Shake: Why don't you get this with your lips. I'm referring of course to my anus.
I know it looks stupid, but it just gets to me. ;D
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Joie De Vivre
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Oct 25, 2007 0:30:18 GMT -5
Pretty much any of the one-liners in Fast Times. I quote it constantly. "I hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 25, 2007 0:36:50 GMT -5
Does anybody f***ing knock anymore?
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Post by Massive G on Oct 25, 2007 0:49:43 GMT -5
Cop: Pull over! Harry: NO, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots, man!
Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour? Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day. Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
No love for Dumb & Dumber? That's one of the five funniest movies ever.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 25, 2007 0:51:24 GMT -5
Cop: Pull over! Harry: NO, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots, man! Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour? Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day. Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that. No love for Dumb & Dumber? That's one of the five funniest movies ever. Those are both awesome lines. I haven't had a chance to watch it in a while.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2007 0:53:34 GMT -5
Cop: Pull over! Harry: NO, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots, man! Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour? Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day. Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that. No love for Dumb & Dumber? That's one of the five funniest movies ever. Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. Lloyd: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit man.
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Post by AnM is back on Oct 25, 2007 0:56:04 GMT -5
From Ghostbusters:
Dr Ray Stantz: [astounded] Wow! Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess! Dr. Egon Spengler: Ray, look at this. Dr Ray Stantz: Ectoplasmic residue. Dr. Egon Spengler: Venkman, get a sample of this. Dr Ray Stantz: It's the real thing. Dr. Peter Venkman: Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it? Dr. Egon Spengler: I'd like to analyze it. Dr. Peter Venkman: [gets the slime on his hand] Whoa, ah. Dr. Egon Spengler: This way. [Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand]
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick. Walter Peck: Jeez! [Charges at Venkman] Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up! Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right! Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
From Spaceballs:
Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise? Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
From Galaxy Quest:
Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners? Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old. Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS. Fred Kwan: You lost me.
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
[the rock monster chases Nesmith] Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to kill it. Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions. Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22! Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy! Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots! Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots! Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
From Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:
Dolores Umbridge: [during an inspection] You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? Severus Snape: Yes. Dolores Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful? Severus Snape: [with annoyance in voice] Obviously.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2007 1:08:14 GMT -5
From Ghostbusters: Dr Ray Stantz: [astounded] Wow! Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess! Dr. Egon Spengler: Ray, look at this. Dr Ray Stantz: Ectoplasmic residue. Dr. Egon Spengler: Venkman, get a sample of this. Dr Ray Stantz: It's the real thing. Dr. Peter Venkman: Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it? Dr. Egon Spengler: I'd like to analyze it. Dr. Peter Venkman: [gets the slime on his hand] Whoa, ah. Dr. Egon Spengler: This way. [Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand] Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick. Walter Peck: Jeez! [Charges at Venkman] Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up! Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right! Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard! That just reminded me of my favorite line in the movie... Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
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Massive G
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Post by Massive G on Oct 25, 2007 1:37:31 GMT -5
see, I knew there was some Dumb & Dumber love out there.
Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up. Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson? Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase. Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here. [He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite.] Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though. (exhales deeply).
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Limey
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Post by Limey on Oct 25, 2007 1:40:45 GMT -5
Spiderman 3.
"Fix this DAMN DOOR!!!!!!!"
Gets me every time.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Oct 25, 2007 1:54:02 GMT -5
Pulp Fiction~! OH MAN I JUST SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE.
MORE GHOSTBUSTERS~!
Ray-HEY PETE...............WHERE DO THESE STAIRS GO?? Pete-They Go Up
STRIPES~!
Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. Leon: Ooooooh. Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you. Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.
and probably my FAVORITE Quote from Stripes
YOU CAN'T GO............ALL THE PLANTS ARE GONNA DIE!
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Ken Ivory
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Post by Ken Ivory on Oct 25, 2007 6:47:19 GMT -5
Halloween 4:
Redneck Vigilantee: Shit Earl, we killed Ted Hollister.
The way the line is delivered is hilarious. It's said as if it's a regular occurance.
"Ah nuts, we killed Ted Hollister again"
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Nov 3, 2007 0:42:16 GMT -5
From Mallrats
Jay and Silent Bob are getting chased by the cops, but Silent Bob pulls out a gun that shoots out a Batman-like grappling hook that puts them in the air out of the sight of the cops as they are hanging in midair Jay asks Bob:
Where do you get those wonderful toys?
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Post by Indigocrates on Nov 3, 2007 1:13:59 GMT -5
More Departed awesomeness:
Police psychiatrist: "Why is the last patient of the day always the most difficult?"
Leonardo Dicaprio: "Because you're tired and you don't give a shit, it's not supernatural."
From The Running Man:
*Jesse Ventura comes out in dumb-as-hell looking armor*: "f*** you, I'm not doing this."
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Post by Jock Ass on Nov 3, 2007 1:52:24 GMT -5
For some reason, these lines from crack me up. And they're from the same movie which I know some of you wrestlecrappers like. "My name is Inio Montoya ... You killed my father ... Prepare to die." Princess Bride...definately a classic movie. Plus it had Andre the Giant. What more could you ask for? There are so many lines from "The Big Lebowski" that kill me no matter how many times I watch it. That movie is a shining example of the lines themselves not being overly funny, but the delivery absolutely making them! Examples: "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man!" "Eight year olds, Dude." "Hey! This is a private residence, man!" "No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole!" Or even better, Jesus Quintana's whole rant to The Dude, Walter, and Donnie (that I can't put here due to language) involving getting ready to be fornicated and inserting a gun into a certain creavis and pulling the trigger on said gun. That whole movie is a riot. And the soundtrack is killer, also ("And I hate the smurfing Eagles"). Oh yeah...."Excuse me. Stewardess. I speak Jive."
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Post by H-Fist on Nov 3, 2007 3:19:18 GMT -5
Cop: "Why is J. Edgar Hoover on the phone?!"
The Butler: "He's on everybody's else's. Why shouldn't he be on mine?"
--Clue the Movie
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Post by tna on Nov 3, 2007 3:36:42 GMT -5
LA Confidential:
Guy Pearce: A Hooker cut-up to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.
Kevin Spacey: That is Lana Turner.
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Post by Agent P on Nov 3, 2007 3:38:31 GMT -5
From Kindergarden Cop:
Abusive Father: You must be that Mr. Kimble that we've heard so much about! Mr. Kimble: You hit the boy, I hit you! *Punches Abusive Father in stomach*
*Later in the principle's office*
Mr. Kimble: It was wrong for me to hit him in front of the children... Principle: Let me just ask you one thing...how'd it feel to hit that son of a bitch?
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Post by Virt McGirt on Nov 3, 2007 3:39:54 GMT -5
Paraphrase of one of the alternate "Beard Scenes" from the movie "Knocked Up":
Martin: Seriously, dude, what do you think of the beard? Jonah: I think it looks good. Martin: Really? Jonah: Yeah, I mean, maybe some chicks like boning guys who look like they might give them SARS. Martin: I wanna hit you now! Jonah: I want you to hit me, so I won't have to look at your f******* beard anymore!
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Post by tna on Nov 3, 2007 3:40:06 GMT -5
From Kindergarden Cop: Abusive Father: You must be that Mr. Kimble that we've heard so much about! Mr. Kimble: You hit the boy, I hit you! *Punches Abusive Father in stomach* *Later in the principle's office* Mr. Kimble: It was wrong for me to hit him in front of the children... Principle: Let me just ask you one thing...how'd it feel to hit that son of a bitch? Also from Kindergarden Cop: "Not so tough without your gun" "Our mommy says our daddy is a real sex machine".
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