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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 13, 2007 11:48:10 GMT -5
No, the WWE isn't ending. This is fun thing. Your mission: book the last RAW. It's gotta be something that would be so vile and atrocious that they never allow the WWE on the air again. Ready, go!
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 11:49:36 GMT -5
Vince shows up to congress....with a machine gun.
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 13, 2007 11:51:01 GMT -5
Vince and Aurora Rose LIVE SEX Celebration!
Followed by an Anal Rape Match between Big Daddy V and Pat Patterson, with Special Guest Referee THE POPE.
It looks like Big Daddy V will penetrate Patterson for the win, when suddenly Hulk Hogan comes to the ring with Rey Mysterio dressed up as a schoolboy. This obviously distracts THE POPE who proceeds to get Rey to perform the Holy Sacrament on his Papal Rod.
While this is happening, Hogan clubs Daddy V with a chair. This allows Patterson to mount his opponent and achieve penetration, therefore winning the Cruiserwieght Title!
Patterson and Hogan take of their shirts, revealing NWO Black and White, and Patteron writes NWO (Dirty Sanchez Style) on Big Daddy V's Face.
If this does not provoke the end of WWE, or the civilized world for that matter... nothing will.
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Post by Ridley on Sept 13, 2007 11:51:36 GMT -5
#Adrenaline Rush, Adrenaline Rush
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Post by doytch on Sept 13, 2007 11:51:57 GMT -5
when is wwe to end this is news to i
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 11:55:40 GMT -5
#Adrenaline Rush, Adrenaline Rush LOL.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2007 11:55:55 GMT -5
Everyone is in the ring as Raw begins.
BOOM!
... that's all, folks!
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Sept 13, 2007 11:56:44 GMT -5
the wwe is like jason x or something.
necrophillia can't kill it. steroid trials can't kill it. terrorism can't kill it. racism can't kill it. attempted incest can't kill it. the sixty year old owner of the company, naked from the waist down, having his own son's head rubbed into his bare ass on the biggest show of the year can't kill it.
and yet i'm supposed to do worse than this in one night.
get the shovel, it's time for a munging angle. (look it up. actually... don't)
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 11:59:35 GMT -5
the wwe is like jason x or something. necrophillia can't kill it. steroid trials can't kill it. terrorism can't kill it. racism can't kill it. attempted incest can't kill it. the sixty year old owner of the company, naked from the waist down, having his own son's head rubbed into his bare ass on the biggest show of the year can't kill it. and yet i'm supposed to do worse than this in one night. get the shovel, it's time for a munging angle. (look it up. actually... don't) What about Vince having sex with a dead terrorist on steriods who just happens to also be Vince's sister...all while Shane's face is in Vince's ass?
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Sept 13, 2007 12:00:12 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is in the ring when the lights go out. Suddenly, the ring is stormed by FBI agents, and Vince is taken down forcibly. They show him all the documentation they have in support of shutting WWE down before telling Vince that they are doing just that.
Sadly, this is all a shoot.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 13, 2007 12:00:52 GMT -5
the wwe is like jason x or something. necrophillia can't kill it. steroid trials can't kill it. terrorism can't kill it. racism can't kill it. attempted incest can't kill it. the sixty year old owner of the company, naked from the waist down, having his own son's head rubbed into his bare ass on the biggest show of the year can't kill it. and yet i'm supposed to do worse than this in one night. get the shovel, it's time for a munging angle. (look it up. actually... don't) Shark Sandwich? How about Sh*t Sandwich?
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Post by Steveweiser on Sept 13, 2007 12:01:31 GMT -5
Every crime in the world committed in the first hour and a half, final half hour is an all champions belt where the winner wins every belt in the promotion and owns WWE. The end comes when a pig flies in the arena, John Cena notices, and Mickie James rolls him up to win every belt and officially win the WWE.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 13, 2007 12:03:58 GMT -5
Every crime in the world committed in the first hour and a half, final half hour is an all champions belt where the winner wins every belt in the promotion and owns WWE. The end comes when a pig flies in the arena, John Cena notices, and Mickie James rolls him up to win every belt and officially win the WWE. Congratulations, sir. You get a cookie!
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 13, 2007 12:07:28 GMT -5
Ric Flair makes a speech ala Last Monday Nitro to Congress.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 13, 2007 12:10:00 GMT -5
What will kill WWE? The Project 161 coming in!
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 12:10:57 GMT -5
Ric Flair makes a speech ala Last Monday Nitro to Congress. Flair: "My BLOOD! My SWEAT! My TEARS! ALL OF IT...WAS FOR THIS BUSINESS!" Congressman: "Mr. Flair, could you please keep your voice down?" Flair: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Congressman: "Security?"
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Post by pathogen on Sept 13, 2007 12:11:37 GMT -5
Instead of a 20 man battle royal, they have a 20 man, extreme rules, fisting circle! In a cage, for the world title!? That'd do it I reckon, even Vince couldn't possibly get away with that!
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Sept 13, 2007 12:12:46 GMT -5
Snitsky, mae young and Moolah in a 3 some..... yeah that would put butts in the seats
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 13, 2007 12:13:59 GMT -5
Snitsky, mae young and Moolah in a 3 some..... yeah that would put butts in the seats Put butts in the seats? I reckon that would set people's eyes on fire.
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 12:14:23 GMT -5
Snitsky, mae young and Moolah in a 3 some..... yeah that would put butts in the seats It would be so ironic if Tony Skeevone was the only guy in the arena for that. Sitting there in his ugly Hawiian shirt and chomping popcorn. "This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!"
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