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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 13, 2007 12:14:56 GMT -5
Vince set's up a restraunt table in the middle of the ring and starts eating Spaghetti Bolognese to the sounds of Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 12:16:34 GMT -5
Vince set's up a restraunt table in the middle of the ring and starts eating Spaghetti Bolognese to the sounds of Don't Stop Believin' by Journey Yeah, that's pretty much how I pictured it too.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 13, 2007 12:17:09 GMT -5
Wrestlemania/HOF countdown, February 2008:
The first, and ONLY inductee this year is Chris Benoit.
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 12:20:09 GMT -5
Wrestlemania/HOF countdown, February 2008: The first, and ONLY inductee this year is Bob Holly. Well Sparky certainly deseves it.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Sept 13, 2007 12:24:06 GMT -5
Three hours of Vince 'taking care of himself' while looking at a mirror. I mean literally, not the metaphoric version we have now.
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Post by krazysane on Sept 13, 2007 12:36:37 GMT -5
Vince then says, "Don't worry, it will be over soon...RELEASE THE GAS!". Toxic gas is then poured into the arena. Within 30 minutes, everyone inside is dead...except John Cena. Cena then cuts his own throat as RAW goes off the air for the final time. then was the camera zooms slowly towards cena, we get a face shot.......and cenas eyes open. and then the camera goes to black with "my time is now" theme plays as the credits role
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Sept 13, 2007 12:38:24 GMT -5
Make Chloe the Unified holder of every WWE branded title.
I don't know if that would kill WWE or not, but damn it it's worth a try.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Sept 13, 2007 12:39:08 GMT -5
Stevie Richards unifies every title in WWE, aswell as the U.S. presidency and monicker of "Worlds Greatest Love Machine". Universe implodes.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 13, 2007 12:42:43 GMT -5
Vince then says, "Don't worry, it will be over soon...RELEASE THE GAS!". Toxic gas is then poured into the arena. Within 30 minutes, everyone inside is dead...except John Cena. Cena then cuts his own throat as RAW goes off the air for the final time. then was the camera zooms slowly towards cena, we get a face shot.......and cenas eyes open. and then the camera goes to black with "my time is now" theme plays as the credits role I like it.
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Post by machinegun on Sept 13, 2007 12:48:06 GMT -5
Katie Vick Angle
with Benoit playing the role of Katie Vick
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 13, 2007 12:54:42 GMT -5
then was the camera zooms slowly towards cena, we get a face shot.......and cenas eyes open. and then the camera goes to black with "my time is now" theme plays as the credits role I like it. I loveitloveitloveitloveitloveit!
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 13:20:17 GMT -5
A few people injecting steroids LIVE. They can zoom in on the needle going into their ass to show that it's real. All of the white wrestlers come out and go on a rant about the other races. They use all of the slurs and all of that stuff. The other races come out in all of their stereotype glory. All of the white wrestlers murder the other races and then they are thrown in a very large trash can. This is all led by Vince and HHH. HHH and Steph have REAL live sex for about 30 minutes Vince then tells the fans to reach under their seat, under each seat is a knife. Vince tells the fans to fight to the death. But they refuse. Vince gives them one more chance, but is greeted with "smurf YOU!" chants. They then move toward the exit, but Vince informs them that there's no way out. They're trapped. Vince then says, "Don't worry, it will be over soon...RELEASE THE GAS!". Toxic gas is then poured into the arena. Within 30 minutes, everyone inside is dead...except John Cena. Cena then cuts his own throat as RAW goes off the air for the final time. As disasterous as this sounds...I think ECW and Smackdown would continue to air for at least another 6 months.
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Marky Mark
Samurai Cop
Shut up hooker.
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Post by Marky Mark on Sept 13, 2007 13:26:53 GMT -5
Vince and Aurora Rose LIVE SEX Celebration! Followed by an Anal Rape Match between Big Daddy V and Pat Patterson, with Special Guest Referee THE POPE. It looks like Big Daddy V will penetrate Patterson for the win, when suddenly Hulk Hogan comes to the ring with Rey Mysterio dressed up as a schoolboy. This obviously distracts THE POPE who proceeds to get Rey to perform the Holy Sacrament on his Papal Rod. While this is happening, Hogan clubs Daddy V with a chair. This allows Patterson to mount his opponent and achieve penetration, therefore winning the Cruiserwieght Title! Patterson and Hogan take of their shirts, revealing NWO Black and White, and Patteron writes NWO (Dirty Sanchez Style) on Big Daddy V's Face. If this does not provoke the end of WWE, or the civilized world for that matter... nothing will. *Note: This show is live from Disney World, where children under 12 get free admission.
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Don Corleone
Vicariously Living through The Miz
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Post by Miz-Wannabe on Sept 13, 2007 13:40:24 GMT -5
A few people injecting steroids LIVE. They can zoom in on the needle going into their ass to show that it's real. All of the white wrestlers come out and go on a rant about the other races. They use all of the slurs and all of that stuff. The other races come out in all of their stereotype glory. All of the white wrestlers murder the other races and then they are thrown in a very large trash can. This is all led by Vince and HHH. HHH and Steph have REAL live sex for about 30 minutes Vince then tells the fans to reach under their seat, under each seat is a knife. Vince tells the fans to fight to the death. But they refuse. Vince gives them one more chance, but is greeted with "smurf YOU!" chants. They then move toward the exit, but Vince informs them that there's no way out. They're trapped. Vince then says, "Don't worry, it will be over soon...RELEASE THE GAS!". Toxic gas is then poured into the arena. Within 30 minutes, everyone inside is dead...except John Cena. Cena then cuts his own throat as RAW goes off the air for the final time. Not the fans! I lol'd so hard on this one.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by h on Sept 13, 2007 13:57:56 GMT -5
Standing in the middle of the ring, Giant Gonzalez begins to read a note...
"From the desk of Vince McMahon,
I am sorry about the drastic decline in the quality of WWF programming since 1996. I now realize that I should have stayed out of storylines and kept my family out of the business. I have also learned..."
At this point, Repo Man skulks to the ring and repossesses the note. Repo Man continues...
"...that one-dimensional wrestlers using their real names, with no gimmicks to make people even care, was a huge mistake. Tonight, I offer you the product that I should have continued to present for the last 11 years."
The card that follows is:
"El Matador" Tito Santana vs. Mantaur (it just makes sense)
The Undertaker vs. Mr. Hughes (to settle their feud)
Kwang vs. Hakushi (the former Shogun teammates face off once and for all)
Lex Luger vs. Ludvig Borga (we never got to see the end of their feud)
I.R.S. comes to the ring to announce that Adam Bomb has failed to pay property taxes for his home on Three Mile Island, which leads to a match between the two.
Repo Man, Duke Droese, Bastion Booger, Jean Pierre LaFitte, Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz, Papa Shango, The Sultan and Who compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine the final WWF World Heavyweight Champion.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Sept 13, 2007 13:59:18 GMT -5
Standing in the middle of the ring, Giant Gonzalez begins to read a note... "From the desk of Vince McMahon, I am sorry about the drastic decline in the quality of WWF programming since 1996. I now realize that I should have stayed out of storylines and kept my family out of the business. I have also learned..." At this point, Repo Man skulks to the ring and repossesses the note. Repo Man continues... "...that one-dimensional wrestlers using their real names, with no gimmicks to make people even care, was a huge mistake. Tonight, I offer you the product that I should have continued to present for the last 11 years." The card that follows is: "El Matador" Tito Santana vs. Mantaur (it just makes sense) The Undertaker vs. Mr. Hughes (to settle their feud) Kwang vs. Hakushi (the former Shogun teammates face off once and for all) Lex Luger vs. Ludvig Borga (we never got to see the end of their feud) I.R.S. comes to the ring to announce that Adam Bomb has failed to pay property taxes for his home on Three Mile Island, which leads to a match between the two. Repo Man, Duke Droese, Bastion Booger, Jean Pierre LaFitte, Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz, Papa Shango, The Sultan and Who compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine the final WWF World Heavyweight Champion. Does the Bastion Booger win?
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 13, 2007 14:05:01 GMT -5
Let's get the requisite "Patrick Duffy dreamed it all" answer out of the way.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 13, 2007 14:13:17 GMT -5
Let's get the requisite "Patrick Duffy dreamed it all" answer out of the way. Or it was all a nightmare from an extreamly mentally ill autistic girl.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by h on Sept 13, 2007 14:17:39 GMT -5
Repo Man, Duke Droese, Bastion Booger, Jean Pierre LaFitte, Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz, Papa Shango, The Sultan and Who compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine the final WWF World Heavyweight Champion. Does the Bastion Booger win? I was going to pick a winner, but then I realized that I'd be happy with any of them winning. So, I figured I'd just leave it up to the reader's imagination...
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 13, 2007 14:17:50 GMT -5
Heidenreich rape a 5yo boy in front of his father, a marine who is in wheelchair because he has lost his two legs in Irak.
They show footage of Owen falling from the roof, with many replays.
D Low botch a running powerbomb and kill a local jobber live.
CM Punk confess he's a crack and steroid abuser.
End of Raw.
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