General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Sept 13, 2007 20:12:06 GMT -5
Um. I already booked that. Go back a page.
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 13, 2007 20:24:08 GMT -5
I think it's funny that in all of this discussion on how to book the death of the WWE, not ONCE has anyone mentioned....Dennis Stamp.
People, you should know by now that he won't be there unless he's booked. He needs to be involved but he's not involved!
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Sept 13, 2007 20:34:25 GMT -5
The episode of RAW begins with no music or opening credits, just a simple fade in from black. In the middle of an empty arena is the WWE ring. A solitary, lonely figure stands there, his head bowed in silent contemplation.
The figure raises his head. It's Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He stands in the centre of the ring, looking thoughtful. He then looks to the ceiling. The camera follows his eyeline, staring directly into a spotlight, and the screen goes white for a moment.
The sound of a crowd begins to emanate from the arena. There is echo to the sound, as it isn't a live crowd, merely the soundtrack from a previous show.
The screen goes from the brilliant white of the spotlight, to grainy black and white footage of a wrestling match. The sound, still echoing, takes on the commentary for the match. Once the match has concluded, the screen then fades to the white of the spotlight again, and the camera pans down to the ring. Vince is no longer in the ring, but is standing sadly at ringside, beside the steel ring steps.
The camera zooms in on the steps and fades to black. Again the echoing sound of the crowd rises up, and this time we see a compilation of footage that took place outside the ring, involving the ring steps being used by competing wrestlers. The footage is again presented in monochrome, highlighting the good times of days gone by.
This process is repeated for the announcer's tables, the rampway up to the stage, and the stage itself. Footage from various well known matches is shown, each highlighting areas of the arena outside the ring, where titanic struggles of real life superheroes took place.
The camera comes back to Vince, and stays in a fixed position as he walks slowly down a corridor. No footage is shown, but the sounds of backstage wrestling activity echo along the corridor as Vince takes the last walk. The lights in the corridor dim so that Vince is leaving a trail of shadows in his wake.
Finally Vince reaches a door. The sign above the door reads "Exit".
Vince reaches up to a bank of switches next to the door, and for the last time, extinguishes the lights. He steps through the door to the outside of the arena, where a large, black limousine is waiting for him.
Two men in black suit, black tie and sunglasses escort Vince towards the limo. Although not identified as such, it is apparent that the men are federal agents. Before they get to the limo, a solitary pedestrian walks past. His identity is masked by the fact that he is dressed in a giant chicken suit. It's the Gobbledy Gooker. The Gooker stops and looks Vince up and down.
It pauses for a second, then raises both its wings above its head, bringing them down, to form the outline of a letter "X" just in front of its feathered crotch.
The Gooker looks Vince squarely in the eye, pauses for a second, and then in a cracked, squeaky voice issues an instruction to the promoter.
"Suck it."
The two agents bundle the shocked McMahon into the back of the limo, which drives into the distance.
The screen fades to black.
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PTBartman
Hank Scorpio
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 13, 2007 20:44:27 GMT -5
Stevie Richards unifies every title in WWE, aswell as the U.S. presidency and monicker of "Worlds Greatest Love Machine". Universe implodes. He sure showed ys
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Post by General Adam on Sept 13, 2007 21:44:10 GMT -5
Raw: The Musical!
Randy Orton and John Cena sing "If you only Knew."
The Great Khali sings "Grab them cakes."
Big Daddy V sings "Piledriver."
The Undertaker sings his number 123 hit "Do the Deadman."
And Vince finishes it off with a rap edition of "Stand Back."
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Sept 13, 2007 22:09:39 GMT -5
The screen fades from back looking up at The Great Khali. In slow motion, he brings a BRAIN CHOP down at the screen.
The screen goes black, then static, then the "Tehcnical Difficulties" screen. It briefly cuts to a shot of Vince getting onto his private jet.
A very grainy clip is then shown. It's the video of Steph and Test the night of their "wedding", followed by the Katie Vick skit. A scratched up audio recording of JR calling the Taker/Mankind HIAC match plays over the clips.
Cut back to the plane. Vince has his "crazy face" on. Hulk Hogan is playing the guitar, a la "Stand Back".
45 minutes of clips are then shown. All the greatest moments in pro wrestling history. Hogan/Andre. The nWo forming. Montreal. Austin/McMahon. ECW. Everything. During the clip montage, John Cena's album is played at the loudest possible volume in its entirety.
Hogan throws his guitar through the side of the plane, screaming "It's not hot!!". He then grabs the pilots and assumes control of the plane. Vince begins mumbling "Git...git...git"
Stephanie McMahon then recites an oral history of the McMahon family. In the background, clips of the 9/11 attacks are played while someone plays Chris Benoit's theme song on a kazoo.
Hogan screams "Whatcha gonna do?" as he crashes the plane into the ocean. The screen is black for 20 minutes.
It finally comes back to reveal Vince McMahon on a dark, hellish island in the middle of the ocean. Fires are everywhere, an earthquake is occurring, screaming can be heard everywhere. The camera pulls away as several face-painted figures drag Vince into the night. The camera pulls back into the sky to reveal the island is part of an archipelago...the islands in the chain spell out the words "Parts Unknown"
Fin.
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Post by imisswwf on Sept 13, 2007 22:20:19 GMT -5
Book the end of WWE? Easy....
Lawyer: According to his will, Vince has left all creative power of World Wrestling Entertainment to you, his daughter, Stephanie McMahon and her 35-time World Champion husband.
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NerdyGerdy
Trap-Jaw
El Hombre Enmascarado
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Post by NerdyGerdy on Sept 14, 2007 3:44:51 GMT -5
"Monday June 24, 2008"
The show begins with every superstar in the ring seated at a big table.
Vince comes out holding an urn, it has "Crippler" written on it. He puts the urn on the table.
"Tonight, we remember our friend Chris Benoit. This on the one year anniversary of his death."
Vince pours out the contents of the urn on the table, every superstar takes a turn snorting the ashes of Chris Benoit.
Later in the show, one of the wrestlers ties up and chokes a diva and smothers Hornswaggle with a pillow.
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Sept 14, 2007 7:08:10 GMT -5
This is, without doubt, the sickest thread ever!
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 14, 2007 7:24:09 GMT -5
"Monday June 24, 2008" The show begins with every superstar in the ring seated at a big table. Vince comes out holding an urn, it has "Crippler" written on it. He puts the urn on the table. "Tonight, we remember our friend Chris Benoit. This on the one year anniversary of his death." Vince pours out the contents of the urn on the table, every superstar takes a turn snorting the ashes of Chris Benoit. Later in the show, one of the wrestlers ties up and chokes a diva and smothers Hornswaggle with a pillow. Oh...wow.
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Sept 14, 2007 8:03:40 GMT -5
"Monday June 24, 2008" The show begins with every superstar in the ring seated at a big table. Vince comes out holding an urn, it has "Crippler" written on it. He puts the urn on the table. "Tonight, we remember our friend Chris Benoit. This on the one year anniversary of his death." Vince pours out the contents of the urn on the table, every superstar takes a turn snorting the ashes of Chris Benoit. Later in the show, one of the wrestlers ties up and chokes a diva and smothers Hornswaggle with a pillow. Oh...wow. sorry........ Now it's the sickest thread ever....!
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krzykraka
Don Corleone
The man who will break FLAIR'S 16x Record
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Post by krzykraka on Sept 14, 2007 13:04:06 GMT -5
"Monday June 24, 2008" The show begins with every superstar in the ring seated at a big table. Vince comes out holding an urn, it has "Crippler" written on it. He puts the urn on the table. "Tonight, we remember our friend Chris Benoit. This on the one year anniversary of his death." Vince pours out the contents of the urn on the table, every superstar takes a turn snorting the ashes of Chris Benoit. Later in the show, one of the wrestlers ties up and chokes a diva and smothers Hornswaggle with a pillow. After this and General Zod's post, I have just one thing to add... In b4 the lock!
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Post by lisajennifer on Sept 14, 2007 13:24:26 GMT -5
A child is sexually assaulted and brutally murdered. That'll get the job done.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 14, 2007 13:38:18 GMT -5
The show opens with the usual pyro and JR and King's introductions, live from Madion Square Garden. JR promises a show with loads of surprises, starting RIGHT NOW! as the American Dragon, Bryan Danielson makes his debut to meet Vince in the ring.
Vince welcomes Danielson to the WWE and promises nothing but the best competiton for him. Danielson takes the mic and turns his back to Vince as he gives his usual Best In The World sphiel, which gets him a McMahon low blow from behind. John Cena and an extra-oily Big Dick Johnson come running out, and Cena hits the STFU while Johnson gyrates, and the fans are now hurling anything and everything they can lay their eyes on into the ring.
Vince them yanks down his pants and forcibly enters Bryan into the Kiss My Ass Club, screaming about how he is the boss as the crowd is now literaly rabid, giving security a hard time as numerous angry fans (both mark and smark) attempt to charge the ring. It starts to get out of hand as mod mentality takes over and the set is swiftly demolished, which is more than enough of a cue for JR and King to run for their lives.
Vince tries to escape the mass mob with minimal damage, but he is soon swarmed, and the camera suddenly shakes violently, and then snow...
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 14, 2007 13:49:43 GMT -5
I must say...ib4tl on my own thread, lol.
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Post by The Great El' PANDA King on Sept 14, 2007 14:00:23 GMT -5
Arena on Explosives Cage Match.
Taker vs. Cena.
If Taker wins, the arena is safe and doesn't explode.
Cena wins and everyone dies.
...Cena wins in the end, arena explodes, and that ends WWE.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Sept 14, 2007 14:58:37 GMT -5
Um. I already booked that. Go back a page. and i stole the idea, welcome to professional wrestling.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2007 15:09:31 GMT -5
CM Punk is sitting at a table with a coke and pepsi sitting nearby. He reaches past the Pepsi and grabs the Coke.
*Huge gasp from crowd that goes on for 15 minutes and sucks all oxygen out of the universe, killing everyone*
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Post by normcoleman on Sept 14, 2007 15:31:13 GMT -5
Vince McMahon comes to the ring and asks Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman to come on down. Vince says that he was wrong and they were right, he then proceeds to orally stimulate both men in that very ring.
Jim Ross confesses that he is not an Oklahoma Sooner, but a Texas Longhorn. He then proceeds to stimulate himself to Vince Young highlights.
Teddy Long tells The Undertaker that he really enjoys spending time with him. Taker winks and says "Let's go one on one right now" and they walk off hand in hand......HOLLA! Batista then says come Sunday, he'll be needing Teddy back.
CM Punk is seen doing a line of coke off of Maria's butt, Santino gets jealous and pours coke on his butt which Punk proceeds to do the line.
John Cena admits he hates women and children, there were 10 suicides that night.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Sept 14, 2007 15:44:42 GMT -5
the night starts out, as jbl dressed as Hitler demands all black wrestlers be put in chains and put In a cotton picking match as he shouts racial slur's. after which all the diva's get in the ring and proceed to crap all over each other as some add vomit and others blood. once that match is over a 30 minute ultimate belt match has val venis winning every title, john cena challenges him and loses distraught that he didn't overcome the odds john cena kills himself in Front of the fan's. in the semi main event Batista asks khali to shove an actual basketball in his ass for everyone to enjoy, after witness the horror of Batista split himself open, khali sings for 30 minutes straight. main event time. a basket of live kittens and puppies are brought to the ring as well as three babies snitky comes out and punts all three babies, but unlike the plastic ones these babies heads split open causing half the crowd to vomit. afterwards snitky proceeds to skin all the animals and wear there fur as his new outfit as he claims his throne as the king of gore, not happy about this val comes out with all his belts in a wheelbarrow and challenges him, snitky takes about 20 seconds to tear off vals arms and beat him with it, and then forces him to clean the bloody, vomit, crap covered ring with his tongue, then he kills val by forcing all the belts into his body, fade to black for 10 minutes with an image of goatse.
the final 20 minutes Vince proceeds to inject steroids directly into his brain and shows the video of Owen falling followed by pictures of all the deceased wrestlers corpses, he crumples to the ground. -end-
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