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Post by poi zen rana on Sept 14, 2007 16:05:08 GMT -5
raw starts.
vince hands a live microphone to the iron sheik and says "just improvise".
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Post by smartcenadude on Sept 14, 2007 16:20:32 GMT -5
John Cena is shot by a raving Stevie Richards after he fails to get a push.
Now we will never see again.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 14, 2007 16:38:27 GMT -5
raw starts. vince hands a live microphone to the iron sheik and says "just improvise". No, that would just make the ratings go up. |
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Sept 14, 2007 16:41:27 GMT -5
The shows starts off with the camera immediately showing the ring. The arena is empty, and the only thing in the ring is a chair with a poster-board sign in it:
"Everybody got fired. Kthnxbye."
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Post by poi zen rana on Sept 14, 2007 16:56:23 GMT -5
raw starts. vince hands a live microphone to the iron sheik and says "just improvise". No, that would just make the ratings go up.  |
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Sept 14, 2007 17:18:38 GMT -5
- Bobby Lashley and John Cena peform a duet of "Tell Me A Lie" with Michael Hayes singing background.
- The Return of Men On A Mission as the perform "The Raw Rap tribute".
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Post by General Adam on Sept 14, 2007 21:40:29 GMT -5
A child is sexually assaulted and brutally murdered. That'll get the job done. What the f*** is wrong with you people? |
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Post by Painz_Daughter:HD on Sept 14, 2007 22:22:39 GMT -5
Seriously some of you people frighten me with these scenarios that you come up with.
So I'll go with the really frightening scenario that doesn't have anything do with disgusting sexual acts.
John Cena vs The Great Khali in a 2 hour Iron Man Match. Oh and to everyone's surprise there is a chemically inhanced nuclear bomb underneath the ring, as it reaches 10:05/11:05 the bomb goes off taking 75% of the world's population with it, because the WWE can never end with just bad ratings or bad PR..no no no. It has to be under apocalyptic circumstances.
If the WWE has survived this long with the storylines, the deaths of wrestlers, and other things that are not good for the business, then what makes you think that these "frightening scenarios" that you sick freaks came up with will cause the end to the WWE? The WWE is bullet proof, but if it's under apocalyptic circumstances then, and only then will the WWE and the Wrestling business end. That was my Kyle/Southpark ending to my post.
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Sept 14, 2007 22:32:33 GMT -5
The only acceptable ending would be Flair vs Sting
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Post by daltonimperial on Sept 14, 2007 22:55:46 GMT -5
The only acceptable ending would be Flair vs Sting Maybe for WCW, but I think the end of the WWE would have to be a Triple Threat of Hogan, Austin, and Cena. |
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Sept 15, 2007 0:46:39 GMT -5
You guys make Seung-Hui-Cho look like Mother Teresa and Salo(Look it up.....or perhaps don't) look like a Disney cartoon going by your
stories.
I'm surprised this isn't locked.
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Post by rzombie1988 on Sept 15, 2007 8:30:09 GMT -5
It would have to end with Vince dreaming it all. There is no way Vince would not be the last person to speak on the final show. My theory is he takes an actual crap on television(with turds that look like different wrestlecrap entries he's provided), Vince cleaning himself with copies of the observer, and followed by the flush of the toilet, the screen fades to black. So for the last time, Vince can prove the smarks wrong.
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Post by angryfan on Sept 15, 2007 8:33:57 GMT -5
I like the dream sequence idea, but I say end it with Vince waking up in bed with Bob Newhart. I know, I just dated myself horribly, sorry.
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Post by viscera on Sept 15, 2007 11:46:39 GMT -5
Alright, how about this?
We start out in the ring, with Vince Mcmahon standing in the ring, holding a box of guns. Seated all around the ring is every wrestler, diva and staff member in the WWE. Vince announces that tonight, we'll determine who will win all the belts at the end of the night with a two hour long live edition of Russian Raw Roulette.
At the end of the show, we find out all the gun's chambers were loaded, just like Vince planned all along as he holds all the belts, then laughs maniacally as the police swoop in and gun him down. We cut to the only survivor... Johnathan Coachman who was hiding in the back so he wouldn't have to play, who celebrates by ripping his clothes off and having a live sex celebration with all the belts.
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 15, 2007 11:50:26 GMT -5
My scenario was more of a series finale type ending rather than what would necessarily kill it.
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Sept 15, 2007 13:33:59 GMT -5
RAW Post Wrestlemania 24
Side Note: This is after the infamous Ric Flair vs John Cena match up where this was Flair's last match, for some reason Cena wins starting a riot that killed 5% of Orlando; the next day before RAW goes on the air Vince tells John Cena that it is to risky for him to hold the title any longer, and that he will have to lose the title to CM Punk, Cena says he understands in a disappointed voice.
RAW comes on the air the show starts off with a ten bell salute for all the people that died in the riot. then before the show goes into a commercial break there is a camera shot of John Cena burying his head in his hands with J.R. Saying "After his historic match with Ric Flair John Cena has something to say to his fans up next."
After the break John Cena's music hits note:This episode is in charlotte, Cena is booed and has stuff thrown at him as he enters the ring he then says "I know how angry you are right now so tonight I will take on any wrestler who challenges me."
CM Punk's music hits and it continues on for three minutes but no CM Punk instead out comes Dean Malenko who whispers something into Cena's ear; as it turns out CM Punk had O.D.ed on heroin and was found dead in his locker room; for once in Cena's life he comes up with a brillant idea he says "Oh really Malenko, you want to face me for the title? Well its on,"
After the segment backstage Vince tells Cena that he still has to lose to Malenko, Cena argues otherwise claiming that the fans would be even more disappointed because Malenko is boring. Vince then threatens Cena with his job. Cena finally accepts will lose to Malenko when he locks on the Texas Cloverleaf.
After 5 sub par match ups, the match begins, since Malenko hasn't wrestled for several years the match is really bad but the match is back and forth which gets the crowd slightly excited suddenly Malenko locks on the Cloverleaf Note: the rest is out of the script: but Cena refuses to tap out the ref suddenly gets frustrated and then Cena gets out of the Cloverleaf and tries to lock on the stfu but the ref pulls Cena away and then Cena punches the ref the ref calls for the bell Cena loses the match but keeps the title, Vince comes out and declares the title vacant, Note: Since the riot all workers were allowed to carry guns. Cena pulls out his gun and threatens to shoot anyone who pisses him off, all of the WWE superstars come out and try to restrain Cena but Cena pulls the trigger Vince falls to the grounds bleeding Cena then shoots Dean Malenko, Shawn Micheals, and Batista; everyone who was shot survived but Vince McMahon, who's last words were "Dad was right." John Cena then puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger as RAW goes of the air.
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