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Post by salTy on Mar 1, 2009 7:17:09 GMT -5
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Post by salTy on Mar 1, 2009 7:12:50 GMT -5
Anyone who isn't Mongo beats Mongo.
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Post by salTy on Mar 1, 2009 7:02:34 GMT -5
I'll take Beulah. Trish had wide shoulders.
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Post by salTy on Mar 1, 2009 6:56:34 GMT -5
Nothing beats the organs.
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Post by salTy on Mar 1, 2009 4:57:18 GMT -5
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Post by salTy on Mar 1, 2009 4:28:02 GMT -5
Bobo Brazil, who I've actually heard of.
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Post by salTy on Feb 28, 2009 5:07:47 GMT -5
She is so bonerific.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 8:56:35 GMT -5
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 7:40:56 GMT -5
Steve Austin:
Stunnin' Superstar Ringmaster Million Dollar Champion Stone Cold Toughest SOB in WWF Texas Rattlesnake Bionic Redneck
I'm sure I'm forgetting one or two.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 2:28:23 GMT -5
Image might bug a bit, something weird happened when I uploaded it >_> *Wipes tear* Beautiful.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 2:20:41 GMT -5
'I've got a great idea. Let's have my daughter run Raw and make everyone her bitch, then have my son Shane dominate a former multi-time World Champion and former Tag Team Champions, then put the belt on my son-in-law again, then have my son-in-law also beat all three of them up".
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 2:14:01 GMT -5
What is this kanefusing you speak of?
Week 1:
My angle would begin with a Kizarny/Boogeyman match taking place on Raw. During his entrance, Kizarny gives Lillian a giant, cheap, novelty hair brush like one a person would win from a balloon/dart game. Lillian is obviously flattered by this display of affection by Kizarny and gives him a kiss on the cheek for good luck. Unfortunately for Kizarny, Boogeyman trounces him pretty handily in the match. But being the sick freak that he is, Boogey is not finished there. He goes outside, grabs Lillian, and proceeds to spit worms in her mouth.
Now is when it gets interesting.
Little did Boogey know that Lillian has a fetish for guys that spit worms in her mouth. Well, this act turns Lillian on like no other, which is obvious from the pleased smirk that she gives Boogey afterwards. Boogey is confused and simply leaves in a cloud of red smoke. Kizarny did not see this smirk, however, and goes to console Lillian.
Week 2:
Not pleased by last week's match, Kizarny lays down a challenge to Boogeyman for a rematch. This time around, Kizarny gives Lillian a cotton candy, and once again she seems pleased. This time, though, she gives him a quick peck on the lips for his troubles. Kiz then gets on the mic and invites Lillian to accompany him to his carnival next week. She accepts. Boogey then comes out and the match begins. After a good ten minute exchange, Kizarny pulls off the win and celebrates his win all the way up the ramp.
Outside the ring, Lillian seems happy for Kizarny, but shows concern for the man that fulfilled her fantasy last week. While Kizarny is going up the ramp, Lillian offers her help to Boogey, who refuses her help. She whispers something in Boogey's ear that immediately grabs his attention, however. He flashes her a look of surprise while she smirks and nods as if to say "oh, yeah, that's what I said". Kizarny does not see this.
For the next match, Lillian is not present for announcing. The commentators make note of it, but do not say much more regarding it and simply go on with the rest of the show.
Kizarny is shown backstage carrying a funnel cake in his hands. He stops at the Divas locker room and knocks. Kelly Kelly answers. "Hizzello, I izzam lizzooking fizzor Lizzillian". "Umm..." "Lizzillian." "Uhh...I'm the only one here right now." "Nizzevermind" Kizarny continues his search. Not long after leaving the Divas locker room, though, he hears some bustling inside a nearby broom closet. Curious, Kizarny opens it and is shocked at what he sees: Boogeyman and Lillian having a worm make-out session. "Kizarny! It's not what you think!" Enraged, Kizarny slams the funnel cake into Boogey's face. "Stizzeal my wizzoman, wizzill yizzou!" They proceed to brawl backstage, and Kiz has the upper hand until Boogey finds his staff and rams it into Kiz's throat. He then proceeds to choke out Kiz until Lillian stops him. Lillian stays by Kizarny's side until the camera fades out.
Week 3:
Kizarny comes out with Lillian by his side, however, his throat is damage and he cannot speak. He whispers to Lillian what he wants said. He challenges Boogey to a Karnival of Karnage match, which is basically a steel cage match with all sorts of weapons attached to the walls one might find in a carnival such as hammers, trash cans, lion tamer whips, and, um, darts? Anyway, upon heaing this, Lillian immediately shows concern for Kiz's health and pleads with him not to do the match. Kiz refuses to listen. Boogeyman's music then hits and he appears on the ramp doing his Boogey dance, which basically means he accepts the challenge. Lillian gives Boogey a conflicted look.
The match: As one would assume, Boogye dominates for the majority of the match, using most the match implements to his advantage and savoring the damage he is inflicting on Kizarny. It appears Boogey is going to seal the deal until Lillian intervenes and grabs Boogey's attention. Boogey exits the cage and gets in Lillian's face. She appears to be thinking what he is thinking because she is flashing him that smirk from before. He pulls out the worms and proceeds to give her a worm-filled kiss. She appears to like this very much until Boogey turns around and she low blows him. She ends up delivering five or six more low blows until Kizarny comes to his senses. Kiz grabs the bullwhip and begins choking the life out of Boogey, then grabs the "test your strength" hammer and smashes it into Boogey's head for good measure. Kiz makes the pin, and he and Lillian make the exit together.
She then leaves him for Kung Fu Naki.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:55:11 GMT -5
Khali does his kisscam with Lilian Garcia. He kisses her and she develops feelings for him, they eventually go out together for months before Charlie Haas comes speeding down to the ring as "The Ultimate Haasior" and knocks her off the apron, causing her to get carried out in a stretcher. The next few weeks sees Charlie Haas dressed as "Val Venhaas" apologizes to Lilian and then starts perving over her (he gropes her) which brings Khali out. He gets his permanent marker out and draws a mustache on himself, he then puts a robe on him and says "Knock Knock" to Khali, Khali replies with "BLASSSSSH!!!!" in which Haas replies with "MR. FUJI!" and then salts him in the eyes. Khali is blind and connects with the Punjabi Plunge on Lilian, thinking its Haas. Khali then realizes what hes done before looking up at Haas and saying "BAH-AHA-HA-HA". They shake hands as Lilian is shown unconscious. The next week, they do a backstage promo, Khali says "blashhhh, blashhhhima, haasssh!!", Ranjin says "The Great Khali says; You ask why? Well... we could tell you why..." and the rest join in (even Khali in an english tone) "BUT... WE... WON'T!" Hey, you just ripped off that pathetically bad Viscera/Haas/Lillian angle from a couple of years ago. Shame!
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:49:39 GMT -5
Let's up the ante a bit: Someone do a romance angle involving The Boogeyman, Kizarny, and Lillian Garcia. That seems to fit the criteria at least. And pray tell, how would that work? Let's say Lillian has a thing for guys that look like hair metal rejects, but also a fetish where guys spit worms in her mouth. Lillian must come to terms with her struggle before these two love-striken freaks tear each other apart in a Karnival of Karnage Match!
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:45:35 GMT -5
"Welcome to the WWE, Bryan!" *hands Bryan Danielson a pair of overalls and hiking boots* "Now go get 'em, Moonshine Sammy!' Winner.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:38:46 GMT -5
Let's up the ante a bit: Someone do a romance angle involving The Boogeyman, Kizarny, and Lillian Garcia. That seems to fit the criteria at least.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:10:30 GMT -5
Hopefully Koslov, he seems to drag enjoyment out of any match or angle.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:07:22 GMT -5
This is becoming as predictable as every WM ending in 3 being in Chicago and has to stop sooner or later. Wrestlemania 3: Pontiac, MI Wrestlemania 13: Chicago, IL Wrestlemania 23: Detroit, MI
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:02:11 GMT -5
If I had a Screwdriver I'd stab HHH in the morning I'd stab HHH in the evening All over this laaand! Or something, I don't know. Hmm, I didn't even smirk at that one. I do believe this joke has run it's course. Anyway, this is a standard face turn. I'm just glad they're finally planning on doing something with the U.S. title. It seems as if every time they have no storyline for a belt they just put it on Shelton Benjamin until they come up with an idea.
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Post by salTy on Feb 24, 2009 21:09:23 GMT -5
Having good workrate is going 100% all the time in the ring. You don't have to be the most technically sound, you just have to go full throttle in every match. Pretty simple concept.
Examples of good workrate: HBK, Steamboat, Muta, Regal, Benoit, Stone Cold
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