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Post by Tim on Oct 11, 2011 16:20:36 GMT -5
I'll comfort her.
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Post by Tim on Oct 11, 2011 1:47:59 GMT -5
So, what time does the Tribe play tomorrow?
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Post by Tim on Oct 11, 2011 1:46:13 GMT -5
Hope Solo is some sort of human/alien hybrid created just to be disgustingly sexy and to be added to my long list of people who I want to violate me with a shampoo bottle. I hear that!
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Post by Tim on Oct 9, 2011 19:50:39 GMT -5
So if we know who has the best ones and who has the worst ones, who has the most middling ones that are neither very good nor bad? Melina's, while rather large, don't look ridiculous on her body frame.
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Post by Tim on Oct 9, 2011 0:35:53 GMT -5
Is it so much to ask that we get a flat chested diva for once? Throw me a frickin' bone here! I think the closest we'll ever get to flat-chested is Stacy Keibler. I could see the WWE turning a female wrestler away, even if she was hot and could go in the ring, solely because she had a flat chest. Ah yes, Stacy Keibler... I hope you're wrong on that last part, but I kinda feel that way too. Damn you Vince! Some girls just don't have big boobs! It's okay for there to be some variety! Every girl in the company doesn't need to have like D's!
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Post by Tim on Oct 9, 2011 0:33:23 GMT -5
Jim Ross and Dark Journey. Nuff said. Not enough said, what was this? Also, didn't King call Goldust a "faggot" some point in like 1997?
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Post by Tim on Oct 9, 2011 0:17:14 GMT -5
I knew it would be over. Betemit, Jackson, and Raburn are f***ing K-machines, and Neftali Feliz is Neftali Feliz.
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Post by Tim on Oct 9, 2011 0:14:47 GMT -5
Is it so much to ask that we get a flat chested diva for once? Throw me a frickin' bone here!
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Post by Tim on Oct 9, 2011 0:06:47 GMT -5
f***
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Post by Tim on Oct 8, 2011 22:29:55 GMT -5
Hope is a lot better looking than those pictures of her suggest. But Alex Morgan is probably one of the hottest athletes today. Every time I see that this thread has new replies, I grin, because it means I get to look at Alex and Hope some more.
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Post by Tim on Oct 8, 2011 22:25:07 GMT -5
Legit. Fired for tape recording in the locker room. Didn't Man Mountain Rock (Maxx Payne in WCW) get fired for the same reason?
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Post by Tim on Oct 8, 2011 17:40:34 GMT -5
Oh come on now they had to be kidding, they look nothing alike. They posted a correction later in the day, although the whole thing could've been a joke. Didn't seem like one though. Has to be. Even if they wanted to use the tired "HAW HAW ALL WOMEN WITH SOME MUSCLE ARE REALLY MEN" line, they don't even have the same color hair.
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Post by Tim on Oct 8, 2011 13:36:49 GMT -5
Alex Morgan, in part because at first glance I thought Hope's cover pic was of a dude. deadspin posted her naked ESPN picture and honest to god thought she was Clay Matthews (!), so you're not alone. yeah, Alex Morgan, and not close. Oh come on now they had to be kidding, they look nothing alike.
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Post by Tim on Oct 8, 2011 11:46:10 GMT -5
Alex is cute for sure, very california girl next door, but Hope has moments of smoldering hotness so it's Hope for me. If that's the case out there, then damn I need to move to California.
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Post by Tim on Oct 8, 2011 11:15:00 GMT -5
Damn, this is more of a blowout than I thought it would be. Guess I'm not the only one entranced by Alex Morgan's hotness!
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Post by Tim on Oct 7, 2011 22:21:33 GMT -5
Love Morning Edition, On Point, and Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me.
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Post by Tim on Oct 7, 2011 20:41:26 GMT -5
I hate kids and anything that panders to them. Exactly my thoughts on this subject.
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Post by Tim on Oct 7, 2011 17:46:53 GMT -5
You'd think they'd have went for a more flattering pose there. Especially for a cover; if you slapped some different lighting elements/colors on that photo it'd almost look like some sorta horror flick cover. At the very least it's a prime example of what Seinfeld called 'bad naked'. By default gotta vote Morgan. Yeah her eyes look creepy there (though the body is excellent). Her face is better in the second one.
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Post by Tim on Oct 7, 2011 17:40:48 GMT -5
Hope Solo: vs. Alex Morgan: ______________________________________________ For me, although I really dig super athletic chicks, Alex Morgan is one of the prettiest girls I've seen period.
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Post by Tim on Oct 6, 2011 23:38:38 GMT -5
And since I can't take seeing my team lose without making some kind of backhanded comment, I hope something bad happens to Jose Valverde. Baseball-related of course. If I have to see that fat, dancing f*** celebrate on another team's homefield, I might hitch a plane ticket and assault him myself. u mad? I know it's easy to say when on the winning side, but kudos to New York for giving us a hell of a series that took about a decade off of my life. ONWARD TO TEXAS!!!
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