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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 16:12:48 GMT -5
Am I the only one seeing Bikertaker getting taken out within the first 20-30 seconds by an IED? And am I awful for thinking that and not being able to buy into any other part of this fantasy? Come on, it's Taker. Not possible.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 15:35:48 GMT -5
They could make a prequel, set during Desert Storm, with old school Taker, and call it Body Baghdad. This is even better than my idea.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 15:14:23 GMT -5
I'm not saying that Bikertaker whooping ass in the middle east would've been the highest grossing film of all-time... But it would've come close. It would be, objectively, the best movie ever.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 14:59:11 GMT -5
And Tazz just insinuated that were Undertaker to go to Iraq, he would kick so much ass. I think there's a movie to be made.
Imagine with me, if you will...
A squadron of US soldiers are fighting bravely and diligently, but are vastly outnumbered by Iraqi soldiers.
Suddenly, as if from nowhere, "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Out of the clouds of dust kicked up by gunfire and grenades, the Undertaker rides in on his motorcycle.
He speeds in the direction of the insurgents, big booting each and every one of them as he drives by. He gets off his bike and begins chokeslamming everyone in sight, shrugging off bullets as if they were nothing.
Finally, after a long journey, he meets the leader of the insurgents, and tombstones him so hard he explodes.
The soldiers lift him on their shoulders and fireworks go off in the sky. The Undertaker has saved everyone!
They arrive back at his motorcycle, and just as he's about to get on... It bursts into flames!
And wait... Someone is coming out of the fire! It's... It's Kane!
The screen fades to black.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 21, 2014 10:31:03 GMT -5
I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 21, 2014 10:25:13 GMT -5
But isn't Betty a girl's name?
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 19, 2014 10:25:30 GMT -5
Oh hey, I'm in Lawrence, too! Small world. Also, Goodcents is the shit. Nice. We have a small group of Lawrence posters on here. I know two others who are actually my best friends and I see them often. I work at the Goodcents on Louisiana but construction has destroyed our business for the past month. Oh man, I believe it. Construction here is evil lately. I understand they wanna get it out of the way while most of the students are gone, but still, it's super inconvenient. The stuff on Iowa is awful, as well.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 19, 2014 10:18:41 GMT -5
I worked at a Ken's Pizza in high school, that is an obscure pizza chain, mainly because it is dying. It is associated with Mazzio's pizza now. And I work at a Mr. Goodcents. Those seem to be dying. Still have to here in Lawrence, Kansas. My favorite sandwich place too, of all the chains. Oh hey, I'm in Lawrence, too! Small world. Also, Goodcents is the shit.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 18, 2014 18:49:33 GMT -5
I was pretty excited for it, as I love westerns and western comedies are very, VERY rare.
But man, it let me down quite a bit. It had its funny moments, but about 70% of it was either lame, disgusting, or the sort of thing Seth thinks he can get away with under the guise of being "edgy" but it's really just racist or shitty in general.
I won't watch it again.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 16, 2014 22:40:00 GMT -5
So, this is fantastic, man. Not a weak track to be found. You continue to impress me with every one of your releases.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 16, 2014 10:40:35 GMT -5
I frequently see Galaga, Galaxian, and Pac-Man in places that actually have cabinets.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 16, 2014 8:26:17 GMT -5
Still don't get the hate for the X-men tas animation. I liked how well detailed it was. The dialogue...is kind of hit and miss. Each of the voice actors did their hardest, and it either comes off pretty cool or over the top cheesy.I liked the dialogue spoken Beast, Xavier, and Apocalypse. but then you get the cheesiness. Especially Cyclop's "NOT!" line. I dunno, I just notice how here on FAN, the art seems to be hated more than any other place. It's definitely not just here that it gets hate, but yeah. The animation is definitely the worst part of that show. To me, the art style is ugly, and it's pretty poorly animated. It got even worse toward the end. Doesn't help that, as much as I love Jim Lee, I never liked his X-Men character designs.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 11, 2014 12:48:47 GMT -5
I DEDNT BREKTHELAW, IAMTHELAW
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 11, 2014 12:16:48 GMT -5
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 11, 2014 12:02:51 GMT -5
Finished it a couple of days ago. That f***ing ending, oh my god. Rosa is amazing.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 10, 2014 8:04:54 GMT -5
Count me in as another person who doesn't get the hate for Kat Dennings at all. She's funny and likable.
Also, while this movie wasn't as good as the first, it was still a very fun movie. It's just a shame Christopher Eccleston was wasted so badly as the villain.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 7, 2014 20:03:58 GMT -5
My girlfriend and I just started watching it today. We're halfway through episode 4 at the moment, and it is fantastic so far. All the consequences of season 1 were fantastic. Can't wait to get through it all.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 6, 2014 13:37:03 GMT -5
Oh my god, I hope it's successful. I love Don't Hug Me I'm Scared so much.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 6, 2014 11:05:37 GMT -5
Heyman's the top of this list, for sure. Dude is fantastic on commentary.
Second place is definitely Vince. His actual commentary was very hit or miss, but his voice is just awesome for it.
I love Bischoff as a character, but I was never especially fond of him on commentary.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 6, 2014 8:20:26 GMT -5
I love everything about this. The art, the animation...it looks so pretty. I'm insanely excited. I hope it gets dubbed.
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