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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Oct 2, 2015 8:24:01 GMT -5
Backstage?! I prefer them in the ring, preferably in a 30 minute opening promo where Stephanie emasculates half the roster, and Hunter proclaims himself to be the one true king of kings, cerebral assassin, the game, the asskicker, and the greatest WWE champion of all time.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Sept 21, 2015 22:40:11 GMT -5
"Todays guest is my dear, close, personal longtime friend, Alex Trebek."
"Thanks Jim, great to be here!"
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Sept 7, 2015 21:04:15 GMT -5
Great. So now when Sheamus cashes in and wins the belt, we will be subjected to another 6 months of rematches.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Sept 7, 2015 20:54:09 GMT -5
If you were going to build a sports entertainer from the ground up, it would be Sheamus or Randy Orton! Look how entertaining they are! The crowd is so deafining, you can't hear them!
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 29, 2015 19:31:28 GMT -5
He's the longest reigning mom banger in the HISTORY of sports entertainment!!
If you were going to build a mom banger from the ground up, it would be Maggle Cole!!1
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 15, 2015 17:45:32 GMT -5
Agreed. That's why next year, it should be SHEAMUS... Against John Cena.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 13, 2015 15:00:15 GMT -5
He reminded him of his father, who was also big, nasty, and wart infested. He also gave the magic slippers to Evad Sullivan, the same boots he wore when he lifted the 28 foot tall, 3,930 lb father of the giant over his head and slammed him through the epicenter of the earth.
The WCW creative team was smoking that good shit in 1995.
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The Ryback
Jun 12, 2015 18:53:55 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jun 12, 2015 18:53:55 GMT -5
I just want the consensus from my fellow members of the WWE universe. Do you think The Ryback can lift the 7 foot tall, 500lb worlds largest athlete The Big Show up for a Shellshock? To my knowledge, this has never happened before.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 14, 2015 9:07:57 GMT -5
What I want to know is if Cena can lift a man the size of Vader up for the attitude adjustment.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 9, 2015 14:03:33 GMT -5
Hey Triple H sir, I loved your match with Benoit, ATTITUDE ERA 4EVA "Hey HHH, I loved that match at Mania XX when you defended the world heavyweight championship."
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Mar 31, 2015 18:23:39 GMT -5
May arrive riding shotgun in a redneck trump with a man named "Ned".
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Mar 22, 2015 8:28:33 GMT -5
This is the aftermath from the power of Hulkamania pressing the 17 foot tall, 2,300 lb stinky, nasty, wart infested giant over his head and slamming him through the ring. He died two days later and the Silverdome was never the same again, Jack.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Feb 9, 2015 20:50:06 GMT -5
COME ON BRIE!!!
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Feb 9, 2015 20:49:10 GMT -5
Wawawawawawa fat dick
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Feb 4, 2015 16:05:18 GMT -5
Zach Ryder demands a match on RAW from the borethority. He gets it with a mystery opponent, which is Del Rio, who is more aggressive than ever, refusing to break the armbar after the bell, as JBL screams about "Mexicos greatest export!" and the fans empty out to the concession stands in record numbers. Perro.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jan 19, 2015 14:20:20 GMT -5
It seems like only yesterday that Hulk Hogan press slammed the 19 foot tall, 1,647 lb Andre the Giant over his head and slammed him through the mat, imploding the Silverdome. Andre died the next day.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jan 19, 2015 8:02:38 GMT -5
John Cena can lift the 7 foot tall, 500lb worlds largest athelete The Big Show up for an Attitude Adjustment.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Dec 30, 2014 0:16:38 GMT -5
"Has won the Royal Rumble, and is going to Wrestlemania!!!"
Where he will defeat Brock Lesnar for the title, and for the next 4 months, will tell Stepahnie to "believe dat, babygirl", before she books him in consecutive PPV matches against "Oh my, The demon Kane" in a one on on match, cage match, ladder match, and hell in a cell match before reigniting his feud with the 7 foot tall, 500 lb worlds largest athlete, The Big Show for the following PPV's.
Bryan will be playing Tyson to Brie's Nattie as she defends the divas title against Alicia Fox.
Just trying to ease everyone into it, sorry.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jul 22, 2014 10:49:05 GMT -5
Git da hell awt ov mah pewl!!!
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jul 1, 2014 11:18:34 GMT -5
I miss Big Dust on commentary. "He hittin' him with da' toilet paper Tony!" c
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