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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 8, 2009 11:38:01 GMT -5
Hey...does anyone else pick up on this guy throwing out "Magnum" at the home audience last night? Or was it just the Double A household? He made the same damned face. Is this on purpose or is that just a look he picked up?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 8, 2009 11:34:33 GMT -5
Would have been funnier if Big Show slipped on a banana peel. With the accompanying noise and crash like in "The Flintstones"? Ah yes.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 8, 2009 11:31:47 GMT -5
They're paid $17.50 an hour. Minus the "gratuity of working on the longest running sitcom on network television" fee, which is also $17.50, so it evens out.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 8, 2009 11:25:32 GMT -5
I say bring his inflatable tunnel back! I hear he got lost in there once and was so scared when they found him, they promised never to send him through it again.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 8, 2009 11:24:17 GMT -5
No, why, and then once again no. There is and only will be one Chyna. I think we're all together on that one.
...there is only one, right? Okay, cool.
Just let Beth put over horrible female wrestlers. She's got her nitch.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 8, 2009 11:22:19 GMT -5
***BREAKING NEWS*** Batista's announcement next week is....he's remodled the pit of danger. Made it more kid friendly like the WWE... See the reinforced netting? Safety first...
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 8, 2009 11:15:49 GMT -5
Spongemonkeys
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 7, 2009 14:27:47 GMT -5
Are they going to change "Wrestlemania" into "You Paid For It, Jackass! Might As Well Watch It!" next? Is the person who names the PPV's in the bathroom and they're pressed for a name to go to press?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 7, 2009 14:20:43 GMT -5
This kid TOTALLY encompasses my feelings regarding the guest host b.s. More than 1,000 words.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2009 8:34:16 GMT -5
Thought I was the only one that watched it. Two words: "irresponsible television". Ex Navy SEAL wants ME to help a bunch of people I've never met to retake a plane from a bunch of lunatic terrorists. Yeah, this'll work. Nothing could possibly go wrong. I'm all for tips on how to get through it or helpful hints to look for, but physically assaulting people that may be trained to kill and put the lives of all of the people on a plane in DEFINITE danger? What ended it for me was when they quoted Peter Griffin from that Family Guy episode: "9/11 changed everything". Yes, it certainly did change a lot of things. But it will never change asking Joe Stumbras from Little Falls, NJ to subdue terrorists, break into the cabin of a passenger airplane and land that plane as being a BAD f-ing idea. Next week is escaping a fire in your office building. If this guy suggests using the bodies of fallen co-workers to block the doors and keep smoke out of the room, I'm done. Of course, nothing could go wrong. It's not like you'd die if you left the terrorists alone. Never mind the fighter jets shooting down the plane, or the fact that the terrorists would probably be trying to fly the plane into something. Did you even watch the show? Yes, sir. I did watch the show. Did you? Because: #1: Shooting down a jet filled with passengers is the LAST thing they're gonna do. Yeah, they'd be so against filling the terrorist's list of demands that they'd sacrifice hundreds of lives, right? That's why so many hostage dramas end with dead hostages in the hundreds... #2: When you hijack a plane, you're not ALWAYS trying to fly it into something. THIS show wants you to believe that's the case. But bottom line: if YOU believe that you and a group of middle aged people can take on several terrorists, on a cramped ass plane and manage to take it back from their control, I say good luck to you. If we all possessed commando skills and were able to perform under pressure without cracking, we'd all be a lot farther ahead in our lives, wouldn't we? Leaving this thread before this transforms into something unsavory and they lock it. Ciao.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2009 8:22:21 GMT -5
Did you hear CM Punk injured his arm raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2009 8:18:18 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D As long as kids like this still come to these shows, the WWE will live forever. It's still real to them, damnnit.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2009 8:16:22 GMT -5
Didn't some "innovate" the Back Cracker before Carlito did it? Isn't that how it works? You do someone else's move and the person that originated it is the "innovater"?
Not knowing who A.J. is? Well, even the Burger King knows who Grimace is. That's just lazy work habits.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2009 8:12:17 GMT -5
Wait. If he used drugs or drank, he'd look more well rested. Or would he look more haggered?
He probably needs one of those "Sleep Select" matresses. Then he can sleep better than you.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2009 8:10:06 GMT -5
"Rock Me, Doctor Zaius" (from the acclaimed musical version of Planet of the Apes)
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 11:07:45 GMT -5
I'll start by saying that she's ok, and I don't have the whole story yet, but apparently.. She was sitting in the cart playing with a bag of frozen peas when a "mentally challenged" man from the halfway house around the corner came over and for no reason at all hit her in the head. Hard. He's a full grown man after all. She started screaming of course and the police were called. The man was with an aid who failed to do anything at all. He also has a violent history, but basically can't be prosecuted because of his mental state. I'm not sure what can happen now, but I just wish there was someway to actually punish the guy. He's lucky I wasn't there at the time. Or maybe I'm lucky because I would have ended up like that guy protecting his kid in line at McDs. I'm just so pissed I don't know what to do There needs to be stricter guidlines for people with mental disabilities being around those without them. Specifically when they have a history of violence. I say the guardian of this person should receive the stiffest punishment. This person is in charge, meaning they're supposed to prevent these things from happening. I'm glad your little sister's okay, dude.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 11:04:14 GMT -5
It's a video game. That's it. Throw the "rocked out" music in the commercial, play it every ten minutes and make sure the video game to the movie is out within a week of the movie premiere. I'll catch it eventually cause I do like the idea, but these movies / video game tie ins are just getting ridiculous. Its based off of an animated short, not a video game. No, no. What I'm saying is that the technology (CGI) looks like a video game to begin with, which they have in development as the movie is being done. Corraline, Up, etc. Crappy games complimenting movies that, personally, reminded me of "oh, brother. Here comes another crappy game".
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 11:02:10 GMT -5
I love diarrhea, but remove all the toilet paper from the stall... JACKPOT! ;D ;D ;D Well done.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 11:01:00 GMT -5
Im watching the airplane hijacking episode. What did you think of this show? Did you find any of the information they gave usefull? Thought I was the only one that watched it. Two words: "irresponsible television". Ex Navy SEAL wants ME to help a bunch of people I've never met to retake a plane from a bunch of lunatic terrorists. Yeah, this'll work. Nothing could possibly go wrong. I'm all for tips on how to get through it or helpful hints to look for, but physically assaulting people that may be trained to kill and put the lives of all of the people on a plane in DEFINITE danger? What ended it for me was when they quoted Peter Griffin from that Family Guy episode: "9/11 changed everything". Yes, it certainly did change a lot of things. But it will never change asking Joe Stumbras from Little Falls, NJ to subdue terrorists, break into the cabin of a passenger airplane and land that plane as being a BAD f-ing idea. Next week is escaping a fire in your office building. If this guy suggests using the bodies of fallen co-workers to block the doors and keep smoke out of the room, I'm done.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:54:29 GMT -5
It's a video game. That's it. Throw the "rocked out" music in the commercial, play it every ten minutes and make sure the video game to the movie is out within a week of the movie premiere.
I'll catch it eventually cause I do like the idea, but these movies / video game tie ins are just getting ridiculous.
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