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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:50:00 GMT -5
but put a ring of cheese around the crust....JACKPOT! I love Jim Bruer but these commercials annoy me. Seconded. I can't knock the man for getting paid, but to hear him saying f-ing "JACKPOT!" every ten f-ing minutes because these stations bought this commercial and decide to play it repeatedly...it's maddening.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:39:10 GMT -5
Tripped me the hell out too.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:37:26 GMT -5
Remember "Escape From New York" and those capsules that the evil cop shot into Snake's neck? The ones that were actual tiny explosives that would cause his heart to explode if he failed his mission?
Mc Donalds bought the rights to those capsules and they'll be selling them around Christmas time. Packaged in a Mc Suicide Meal. "Ba da ba ba...I'm critical."
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:29:45 GMT -5
;D
That was wrong. Seriously. And yet, I was waiting for it.
Making me just as wrong for laughing.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:22:54 GMT -5
It's been said many times that pro wrestling is one of the most physically demanding professions in the world. So many wrestlers have battled addictions to prescription pain killers and it must be almost impossible to get through life without pain relief. So how does CM Punk relieve the pain? He's in a main event slot, having physically demanding matches several nights a week. But he's straight edge and doesn't take any drugs. Does he just live with intense pain? Doesn't this shorten his career life expectancy? Or does he forget about his staight edge lifestyle when it comes to pain relief? Those Icy Hot patches that Shaq uses. Or a hyperbaric chamber. Either or.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:19:01 GMT -5
I'm seeing this heading towards Chavo debuting a miniature version of himself to fight with Hornswaggle.
Yes, this makes it even worse, but I'm just reading from the WWE playbook, so...
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:16:51 GMT -5
Does this mean they are LIVING HARD AND SELLING HARD? Wouldn't she have to learn how to sell, first? /rimshot Hi-yo! RIP Ed McMahon.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:15:44 GMT -5
Sa-weet.
So after changing his name to Steven Longbottom, he'll be sent FCW and maybe in WWE by year end?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2009 10:14:02 GMT -5
Loves the great taste of Charleston Chews
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 2, 2009 10:36:22 GMT -5
If Diet Dr. Pepper tastes JUST like regular Dr. Pepper, as the ads claim, then why don't they just replace regular Dr. Pepper with diet Dr. Pepper? Does Dr. Pepper WANT us to recklessly consume calories? What kind of Doctor is Pepper anyway? More like Dr. Kevorkian! They want you to believe a diet drink tastes like a regular drink so you'll completely glance over the tongue scraping aftertaste. Sadly, no diet soda I know of doesn't have an after taste. Graduating The University of Colangelo in 1954, Thaddeus Pepper was a man with a dream: take regular cola and transform it into something he could profit off of by making it different. He tried bannanas, oranges, even a kiwi but none of them kept his test subjects from violent throwing up. Until that fateful day that this man with a PhD in "tasteology" accidentaly dropped the cherry air freshener from his Dodge Pacer into a glass of cola and the idea hit him. Passing on flavoring it with the poisonous air fresheners, he bought several acres of cherry fields and began mixing it with average cola, eventually removing the pits in 1964. Tragically, he was killed in early 1965 when a lemon and lime truck collided with his vehicle, inspiring truck driver James Sevren Upp to develop his own soft drink. In memoriam, the cherry cola soft drink was called Dr. Pepper. Well, you asked.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 2, 2009 10:13:34 GMT -5
If you ask me, it wasn't overkill enough. People need to learn not to text whilst driving. Very true. Unfortunately, people will complain "oh, that wont happen to me. I'm MUCH more aware of the roads when I'M texting and driving." Our society = millions of children inside of a powder keg, trying to light a match to see the way.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 2, 2009 10:04:45 GMT -5
All of the Divas have great bodies, which is why they're employed. Sure, she's beautiful (her eyes are friggin' amazing) and she has more talent in ring than a number of the other Divas. I'd just wish they'd can the singing gimmick. It's over, it's done, let it friggin' fade out.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 2, 2009 10:00:29 GMT -5
Have one of Legacy play a pre-recorded tape of him saying "I Quit". The WWE's done it before.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 2, 2009 9:58:36 GMT -5
Peaches
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 1, 2009 13:38:02 GMT -5
We have drifted out of sad into straight up pathetic. This ten minute segment of TV can't be served to showcase someone else? Cena doesn't have any movies to promote? Lie to us for ten minutes about males 21-89 noticing their hair grew back in watching RAW last week, just stop THIS.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 1, 2009 13:36:05 GMT -5
Hey, I'm as big a fan of pervy Jerry Lawler as the nest guy, but his lusting after Kelly Kelly every week seems like it's crossing a line. For Pete's sake, he's 59 (60 in November) and she's 22! He is literally old enough to be her father. Older even. I mean, I'm six years older than Kelly, and my parents are only 55! Just sayin'. I think he's trying to promote her, personally. I mean, he's known to associate with women that weren't born when he was wrestling, but I think it's just him trying to push her before she gets "endeavored".
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 1, 2009 13:33:13 GMT -5
Maybe she's just not that good. Better than half of the Divas roster, but still not that good.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 1, 2009 13:32:10 GMT -5
(Nice, Bob. ;D ;D ;D)
Little Old Lady from Pasadena
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Aug 31, 2009 8:41:06 GMT -5
...if this means a run in from Miley Cyrus on the next Spider Man flick, I will be passing on the movie altogether. I am SUPER cereal...
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Aug 31, 2009 8:39:30 GMT -5
Let's see:
Mark Wahlberg, who is good in some movies, horrible in others...and he was in between in this one
and....hmm...
The ending
When questing for a "twist" ending to top the one from the original, that's what they come up with?
I love Tim Burton's work but this is one of the few I didn't like. Should've never been done. But remakes are the lazy way for Hollywood to make money, so...
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