|
Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 26, 2007 0:47:29 GMT -5
Unless he's testing his future wife on her knowledge of early 60's rock music/Baltimore sports, joining his friends in a bike race against university kids, joining his friends hearding cattle or narrating a boy's life in the 1960's Daniel Stern is really dumb
|
|
|
Post by seano on Dec 26, 2007 7:39:22 GMT -5
Catherine O'Hara and John Heard are unfit parents.
....in the movie. In real life I guess they're fine or whatever, but in the movie.............no.
|
|
|
Post by skiller on Dec 26, 2007 7:49:32 GMT -5
Whoops, my bad.
|
|
|
Post by Paul Servo on Dec 26, 2007 9:37:42 GMT -5
Well, the first two taught me that parents are really stupid and ignorant. Let me explain. I was working at Blockbuster and a guy comes in returning CASINO (which was a new release at the time) he was pissed off at us because he let his kid watch it because it had "the guy from HOME ALONE in it" stabbing someone with a pen. As if we were supposed to assume he was going to let his kid watch it. Hey dad! Let your kid watch the PSYCHO remake, it has Fred Clause in it!
Part 3 taught me that even Scarlett Johanson has made some really bad choices
Part4 taught me that you can continue the original series 10 years later with actors younger than the ones in P2 (when P2 came out) and we're not supposed to even notice
|
|
|
Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 26, 2007 9:45:16 GMT -5
If you're a kid, watching and recording your naked uncle singing in the shower isn't creepy at all.
|
|
|
Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Dec 26, 2007 10:16:07 GMT -5
a 10 year old can hail a cab in New York by himself without any problems but unfrotunately a black man, and to a lesser extent a brown man cant!
|
|
|
Post by rzombie1988 on Dec 26, 2007 12:07:06 GMT -5
If Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad. Uncle Frank deserved his own spin-off movie, or atleast an appearance on one of the sitcoms.
Guests of the New Celebrity Ding Dang Dong, stay at the world renowned Plaza Hotel.
|
|
Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
Posts: 15,727
|
Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 26, 2007 12:41:22 GMT -5
Never lay still while a tarantula is crawling on your body and your friend is lifting a crowbar above his head. I have also learned that you will not realize your head is on fire until you look into a mirror. Oddly enough he did notice in the first movie. Also, old gangster movie can help you scare robber and hotel staf away.
|
|
|
Post by krazysane on Dec 26, 2007 13:48:30 GMT -5
That if you lose your swimming trunks at the pool, to not flash those babys around there. there could be girls on that floor.
|
|
|
Post by CM Punk's Favorite Boobs on Dec 26, 2007 17:06:12 GMT -5
apparently, aftershave burns your face off.
I don't know for sure on this one... but its just what I learned from the movie.
|
|
|
Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Dec 26, 2007 21:28:39 GMT -5
Im watching Home Alone right now. And I got to thinking about things Ive "learned" from the original Home Alone movies (anything after part 2 NEVER happened. NEVER! Did you hear me? ) OH, imdb.com seems to differ with you home alone 3home alone 4MOHAHAHHA! It wasn't a dream, slickness. IT WASN'T A DREAM!
|
|
|
Post by Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow on Dec 26, 2007 21:41:29 GMT -5
I got 2
1. Running into a ticket taking lady at the airport, while chasing after your "dad" can get you a free flight.
2. You can fall from a 2 story house with a rope on fire and not die.
|
|
Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,485
|
Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 26, 2007 22:14:48 GMT -5
Im watching Home Alone right now. And I got to thinking about things Ive "learned" from the original Home Alone movies (anything after part 2 NEVER happened. NEVER! Did you hear me? ) OH, imdb.com seems to differ with you home alone 3home alone 4MOHAHAHHA! It wasn't a dream, slickness. IT WASN'T A DREAM! *covers eyes and puts fingers in ears* I dont see that lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
|
|
Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
Posts: 8,061
|
Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 26, 2007 22:26:20 GMT -5
A.C. said 10%
|
|
Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
Posts: 13,865
|
Post by Dean-o on Dec 26, 2007 22:40:25 GMT -5
Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more. I remember watching that as a kid and hated that scene (movie) because I thought that guy was Dick Tracy. Go figure. I also learned that the prices in Duncan's Toy Chest are a major ripoff! Did you see how much he charged poor Kevin?
|
|
|
Post by RoloSolo IV on Dec 26, 2007 22:48:00 GMT -5
Catherine O'Hara and John Heard are unfit parents. ....in the movie. In real life I guess they're fine or whatever, but in the movie.............no. In real life , John Heard truly is a deadbeat dad.
|
|
|
Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 27, 2007 0:33:17 GMT -5
I learned that Neil Page must have sold his house shortly before the start of the first movie
|
|
Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
Posts: 2,953
|
Post by Indigocrates on Dec 27, 2007 3:00:11 GMT -5
Despite having your feet burned, exposed to hypothermia, and lacerated with broken Christams ornaments, you can still walk perfectly fine.
It's unimaginable for a small boy to be afraid of you if all you ever do is stare silently at said boy.
A bonus lesson learned from 3:
Highly valued war instruments are exchanged through COMMERCIAL AIRLINES.
|
|
wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
Posts: 8,999
|
Post by wwerules60 on Dec 27, 2007 3:28:07 GMT -5
Always order more cheese pizza.
Go easy on the Pepsi.
Although scary, furnaces are nothing to be afraid of.
|
|
M. Dirrty
Don Corleone
Blue Moon
Posts: 1,855
|
Post by M. Dirrty on Dec 27, 2007 3:49:25 GMT -5
Buzz never does anything wrong.
drinking milk with pizza is the norm.
The holidays are very important to Mr. McAllister... he has a GREAT paying job to where he can take his own big family and his brother's big family to Paris one year and Florida the next.
|
|