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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 27, 2007 9:25:22 GMT -5
maybe doing a quick headcount isn't the best way to check if everyone is present and accounted for.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 9:31:17 GMT -5
Don't screw with that kid McCaulkin!!!
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on Dec 27, 2007 19:46:25 GMT -5
The Murphy's are going to Florida.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 27, 2007 19:51:32 GMT -5
NYC hotel staff are inept and are no match for a 10 year old
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 27, 2007 19:53:52 GMT -5
I learned that Neil Page must have sold his house shortly before the start of the first movie Chris Columbus had to keep using that house because he insisted it be built for PT&A....then it was virtually cut from the whole film. So the studio made him use it in other movies.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 27, 2007 22:37:11 GMT -5
Getting electrocuted and blown up won't kill you. It'll just turn your hair comically messy.
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Dec 28, 2007 0:28:29 GMT -5
If you're expecting robbers, throw a bunch of Micro Machines on the floor.
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 28, 2007 0:43:07 GMT -5
a 3 story drop, fire, flying paint cants, nails, broken glass, or massively heated knobs woun't stop a home invader, but an aluminum shovel will drop them.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 28, 2007 1:05:01 GMT -5
No matter where an abandoned 8-year-old winds up, they can always befriend some crazy old person.
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Dec 28, 2007 1:13:44 GMT -5
I only use toothbrushes that are approved by the American Dental Association.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,905
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 28, 2007 1:42:53 GMT -5
Foiling robbers takes incredible foresight.
You need to know that at some point, the bulgar will attempt to enter through a window barefoot, in order for your "placing ornaments on the floor beneath the window" trick to ever work.
If he enters with his shoes on....I guess you're f***ed.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 28, 2007 12:34:03 GMT -5
Shooting someone in the head with a BB Gun will result in a spark being caused by the impact.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Dec 28, 2007 12:44:37 GMT -5
Never count your tips in public.
NYC hotel staff can chew the same piece of gum for several days.
If you pretend to have a gun in your hotel room shooting at various hotel employees, no one will come by later to try to arrest you.
Kevin is the only person on the planet to ever see that mobster movie.
Mobsters can't count to 3 or 10 without shooting someone.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 28, 2007 14:05:07 GMT -5
Acey aint in charge anymore Buzz's girlfriend is ugly Kevin's spear > Goldberg's
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 28, 2007 14:06:16 GMT -5
Harry and marv missed the true calling, MMA
(if you can take 5 bricks from 3 stories, jackson's elbows are going to do f***all)
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bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 28, 2007 14:09:17 GMT -5
Getting nailed in the head repeatedly by brincks being thrown off a rooftop does NOT kill you I always wonder that, and the fact he stayed awake, and no concussions.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 28, 2007 14:23:32 GMT -5
Getting nailed in the head repeatedly by brincks being thrown off a rooftop does NOT kill you I always wonder that, and the fact he stayed awake, and no concussions. Mick foley did an analysis of the first 2 home alone movies in his second book and concluded that the damage harry and marv took was much worse than any of the "violence" in pro wrestling (then again, harry and marv never had to meet up with new jack brandishing an x-acto knife).
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 28, 2007 14:25:51 GMT -5
If you're being stalked by criminals, hide by pretending to be a nativity statue.
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bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 28, 2007 14:29:00 GMT -5
Duncan is an idiot for not having a better alarm system, and for leaving that much cash in an empty store.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 28, 2007 14:34:02 GMT -5
Sewer pipes are readily available in homes and can be rigged up and swung by one 10 year old kid.
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