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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 31, 2007 1:58:18 GMT -5
A harsh lesson I learned was that the first run of Talkboys didn't have the slo-mo feature used in the movie. I remember getting one for my birthday that year, and being so crushed over the lack of slo-mo. I still used it constantly though.
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Post by Agent P on Dec 31, 2007 3:07:05 GMT -5
It's perfectly normal for a 10 year old to sign off on his father's credit card.
You can drive from Scranton to Chicago overnight.
Never watch a movie in French if you don't know French.
Miami has exactly 0 Christmas trees. Everyone uses palm trees.
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 31, 2007 3:11:46 GMT -5
Never go to Florida during Xmas as it will always be raining.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 31, 2007 3:37:02 GMT -5
Kevin's family likes to tip with gum.
putting batteries in your walkman is more important then making your flight
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Post by Bobby Womack on Dec 31, 2007 4:44:24 GMT -5
if you happen to know the exact time that your house is going to be robbed, dont bother contacting the authorities or even leaving the house
buzz has a thing for fat chicks
anyone in a police uniform can walk into your home unannounced and ask you personal questions without you giving it a second thought
filthy animals are allowed to keep the change
sledding down a staircase is fun and not dangerous
if you steal a toothbrush youll get chased down like you took off with a million dollars
creepy old men need an 8 year old boy to tell them an obvious solution to lifes biggest problems
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Post by Throwback on Dec 31, 2007 5:08:18 GMT -5
creepy old men need an 8 year old boy to tell them an obvious solution to lifes biggest problems QFT!!!!! when you see a boy with scissors about to cut a rope you're hanging from, it's easier to try to climb backwards then drop 8 feet to the ground. |
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 31, 2007 15:11:20 GMT -5
Kevin's family likes to tip with gum. putting batteries in your walkman is more important then making your flight Talkboy, not Walkman. Walkman is a Sony product. Talkboy is by Tiger. Yes, I'm a nit-picking douchebag. |
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Post by Agent P on Dec 31, 2007 16:34:51 GMT -5
filthy animals are allowed to keep the change Eddie, Rey, Konnan, Kidman, Juvi, Tygress, Torrie and Disco are happy to hear that :-) |
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 31, 2007 16:52:46 GMT -5
sledding down a staircase is fun and not dangerous I wont lie...., I tried that and it did NOT work |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 31, 2007 16:58:38 GMT -5
If you wanna have an all-expense paid holiday vacation to Florida or Paris...hook up with one of the McCallisters.
If you wanna be successful crooks, DO NOT GIVE YOURSELVES A NICKNAME!!
"Angels with even Filthier Souls" is not only the greatest movie ever made, but the solution to any of life's problems.
8 year old's can buy a crapload of groceries, pay for it themselves, and only some confident small talk will keep nosy cashiers from calling police.
Once you've booby trapped your house and are ready to take on the bad guys...Mac and Cheese is the ultimate pre-game meal.
Fuller knows full well he wets the bed. And he likes it. That's why when someone says "you'll have to sleep with fuller", he smiles at you.
Identity theft is very easy to pull off in New York City.
Walking through unlit NYC streets late at night won't scare you, but a tarantula is a whole different story.
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Post by tankmcquade on Dec 31, 2007 20:22:54 GMT -5
The only thing the first 2 movies have taught me is:
Mac is probably still doing that screaming impression at chicks just to score.....even tho he is married I believe....
Being in the first 2 does not give the right for your untalented brothers to be movie stars, especially that one with the stained teeth and looks like a smurfing hobo!
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Jan 1, 2008 18:03:57 GMT -5
The only thing the first 2 movies have taught me is: Mac is probably still doing that screaming impression at chicks just to score.....even tho he is married I believe.... Being in the first 2 does not give the right for your untalented brothers to be movie stars, especially that one with the stained teeth and looks like a smurfing hobo! He's married to freaking Mila Kunis! I bet that's how he scored with her though... taxi drivers in new york will actually tell you that it's just creepy as hell to ride a taxi in new york. |
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