The QC Loser
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Post by The QC Loser on Dec 28, 2007 14:42:09 GMT -5
The army figures are for the kids
Spilling Pepsi evokes an almost violent reaction from Kevin's uncle. LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERK
Also Kevin is such a spaz
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 28, 2007 14:53:12 GMT -5
That reminds me, why is Buzz's girlfriend Geraldine Granger, The Vicar of Dibley?
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Dec 28, 2007 14:54:27 GMT -5
That reminds me, why is Buzz's girlfriend Geraldine Granger, The Vicar of Dibley? Buzz's girlfriend, WOOF!
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 28, 2007 15:39:12 GMT -5
Im watching Home Alone right now. And I got to thinking about things Ive "learned" from the original Home Alone movies (anything after part 2 NEVER happened. NEVER! Did you hear me? ) OH, imdb.com seems to differ with you home alone 3home alone 4MOHAHAHHA! It wasn't a dream, slickness. IT WASN'T A DREAM! Oh my stars and garters, I knew they made a horrible part 3, but I didn't think they went as far as to make a part 4.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 28, 2007 17:28:57 GMT -5
Rob Schneider actually found a role Adam Sandler had no part in getting for him.
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Post by Paco S. Loco on Dec 28, 2007 17:59:19 GMT -5
Oh my stars and garters, I knew they made a horrible part 3, but I didn't think they went as far as to make a part 4. I like to think that the underlying reason for making part 4 was to garner a slight increase in appreciation for part 3. Ditto for Neverending Story 3. After watching that, anyone who hated the second will suddenly consider it a classic. Home Alone 4 is the kind of movie you could use to torture somebody. It has possibly the worst kid actor ever. Makes the kid in Troll 2 look like Al Pacino.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 29, 2007 2:33:47 GMT -5
Simply telling the furnace to "shut up" will turn it off.
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bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 29, 2007 2:39:02 GMT -5
That card board cut outs, and clown ballons will fool anyone.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 29, 2007 2:50:05 GMT -5
Sexually harassing a women in front of you will help you get out of a tight spot.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 29, 2007 3:06:23 GMT -5
Duncan is an idiot for not having a better alarm system, and for leaving that much cash in an empty store. There are several lessons from this particular statement... 1) Stores leave all their cash in the store, in a giant chest with a padlock on it, on Christmas Eve because banks aren't open on Christmas. 2) You can stay inside the store on Christmas Eve by hiding in the backyard play houses. 3) Padlocks on chests full of cash can be compromised by a crowbar. 4) Owners of said stores are kindly old men who a) allow kids to have pop and candy in their store, b) are trusting and willing to believe that no one will try to rob them on Christmas Eve and that the old style bell alarm system from the 1950s is sufficient, c) give out 12 Days of Christmas themed ornaments for moral effect, and d) will give hundreds of gifts not only to the kid that saves the store, but to his entire extended family. In a lot of ways, Kevin McCallister is like John McClane. How the hell can the same kid find himself in the same situation TWICE?!? Yippee-kai-ay, buckaroo!
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 29, 2007 8:03:10 GMT -5
In a lot of ways, Kevin McCallister is like John McClane. How the hell can the same kid find himself in the same situation TWICE?!? Yippee-kai-ay, buckaroo! What makes it worse is the circumstances surrounding the second time. Nevermind the wackiness that saw Kevin end up on the wrong flight, but the mind boggling odds that Harry and Marv run into Kevin several times in one of the, if not THE biggest city in the world
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 29, 2007 8:16:25 GMT -5
I learned that Neil Page must have sold his house shortly before the start of the first movie Chris Columbus had to keep using that house because he insisted it be built for PT&A....then it was virtually cut from the whole film. So the studio made him use it in other movies. Except it wasn't Chris Columbus that made PT&A...that was John Hughes. Also, the studio that made Home Alone was Fox, PT&A was Paramount. However, both were Hughes Production films, so if anyone made people use the house, it was John Hughes himself.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 29, 2007 11:37:40 GMT -5
I don't care what anyone says. both movies had a very good explination on how kevin was left alone without it making the parents look bad
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Mr.K-itty
Don Corleone
I watch Sesame Street daily
itt: post cats gogogo!!!
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Post by Mr.K-itty on Dec 29, 2007 12:31:22 GMT -5
put away those micro machines cuz your aunt nearly broke her neck stepping on them...
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Post by Throwback on Dec 30, 2007 4:36:50 GMT -5
an iron in the face will only leave a mark but wont brake your nose
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Dec 30, 2007 5:22:42 GMT -5
When you kidnapped, pinch a hot woman's butt and blame it on the kidnappers.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 30, 2007 5:27:15 GMT -5
even if you've never been allowed to play with it before. as soonn as you pick up a bb gun you will be an expert at it.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Dec 30, 2007 20:41:49 GMT -5
man, i just saw "home alone 4" today. that was pure shit. To quote The angry video game nerd: "What the hell were they thinking?!"
And to paraphrase RD, "Home alone 4" was in fact, NOT licensed to print money..
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Dec 30, 2007 20:47:33 GMT -5
here's a lesson from "Home Alone 2": Being thrown up to the air, and crash-landing on the top of a car will not paralyze you, or even break any bones in your body.
Also, if you're a thief in a store and being caught in the act, you will be more worried about what your hair looks like if they take your picture, rather than getting the hell away from scene of the crime.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Dec 30, 2007 21:22:48 GMT -5
I always wonder that, and the fact he stayed awake, and no concussions. Mick foley did an analysis of the first 2 home alone movies in his second book and concluded that the damage harry and marv took was much worse than any of the "violence" in pro wrestling (then again, harry and marv never had to meet up with new jack brandishing an x-acto knife). They'd be no match for New Jack.
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