Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 25, 2007 19:24:07 GMT -5
Im watching Home Alone right now. And I got to thinking about things Ive "learned" from the original Home Alone movies (anything after part 2 NEVER happened. NEVER! Did you hear me? ) Anyway, lets share lessons learned from the movies. Ill start: Always trust creepy weirdos. They'll save your life sometime at the last possible second
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 25, 2007 19:25:27 GMT -5
using Audio from Old gangster movies can get you free Pizza.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 25, 2007 19:33:03 GMT -5
a 10 year old can hail a cab in New York by himself without any problems
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2007 19:34:19 GMT -5
That no matter how many times you lose your child, whether it be leaving him alone in the house while you're in Paris or letting him run wild in New York, he won't get taken away by social services.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,485
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 25, 2007 19:36:20 GMT -5
Getting nailed in the head repeatedly by brincks being thrown off a rooftop does NOT kill you
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 25, 2007 19:49:34 GMT -5
It was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 25, 2007 19:51:31 GMT -5
get that damn statue off the front yard.
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 25, 2007 19:53:23 GMT -5
BnE artists are really set in there ways, no amount of traps, or armed people will stop them from trying to rob a house.
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Post by bubbles on Dec 25, 2007 20:05:37 GMT -5
If you tell Macculy Culkin you wanna feed him to your tarantula he freaks out.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 25, 2007 20:07:32 GMT -5
fuller wets the bed
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 25, 2007 20:09:00 GMT -5
You can Fully booby trap a house in about 3 hours by your self.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 25, 2007 20:09:17 GMT -5
Never sleep with Fuller. He'll just pee all over you.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 25, 2007 20:18:54 GMT -5
You can't call the cops from a tree house.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,485
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 25, 2007 20:19:25 GMT -5
You can Fully booby trap a house in about 3 hours by your self. In addition: You can flawlessly anticipate the criminals' every move and set traps accordingly
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Dec 25, 2007 21:30:33 GMT -5
Never lay still while a tarantula is crawling on your body and your friend is lifting a crowbar above his head.
I have also learned that you will not realize your head is on fire until you look into a mirror.
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 25, 2007 21:42:32 GMT -5
you can live though a toilet full of gas blowing up, even if your head is in it.
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 25, 2007 23:20:57 GMT -5
If you need a ride to Chicago, you can get a ride with a truck of polka kings lead by a good-natured overweight SCTV-alumnus.
Oh, and Tim Curry REALLY looks like The Grinch when he smiles evilly (of course, Tim can't smile any other way, lol)
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MCMGM
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WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 25, 2007 23:38:54 GMT -5
Tim Curry is a pervert. But we knew that already:
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 25, 2007 23:58:27 GMT -5
Buzz' life savings, while not looking like much when grabbed, can apparently buy loads of groceries.
Don't use aftershave, it will just burn the s*** out of your face.
If you are 10 years old, alone in New York, have an ass load of cash on you, access to a limo to take you anywhere, and you go to the biggest toy store there is and only buy a map and freakin magnifying glass, YOU ARE RETARDED!!! For God's sake kid, if I was 10, and in that toy store with a load of cash, im not leavin with any still in my pocket or bag!
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Post by bubbles on Dec 26, 2007 0:09:32 GMT -5
It can be funny when you imagine the robbers as any combination of a small person and a tall person that you know in real life.
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