Kill the WWE in 5-7 Minutes

[b34rk47]

I am not talking about an entire show, I mean...kill the entire WWE in one 5-7 minute segment. My idea is awesome, but would probably get me banned. I'd like to hear yours though.

[Ferrets?]

The Aristocrats.

[King of Fighters]

Big Daddy V/Mark Henry/Snitsky hide the Sausage match.

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

Have Vince come out to the middle of the ring on the opening of Raw, and say, "All the WWE titles are vacated, and I now own them all. Me, Vince McMahon, dammit." Then have him indefinitely suspend Cena, HHH, HBK, Taker, Big Dave, Jeff Hardy, and all the divas. Next, have him perform a live sex celebration with Pat Patterson and Mae Young in a mini pudding bowl ring. That might do the trick.

[Rocket N. Nine]

"The winner of this match, and NEW! WWE Champion...PARIS HILTON!"

[FHgrad99]

-The Great Khali
-Mark Henry
-Big Daddy V.
-Big Dick Johnson
-Trevor Murdoch
-Snitsky
-"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan

in a Battle Royal and all of them are naked.

[thesam07]

Kill the McMahons?

[Well, Youre Wrong]

No Wrestling, just a camera focused on a jar of mayonnaise.

[WWE Trademarked My Name]

Benoit-exploitation would be a quick way to kill the WWE.

[Veladus Jobs To Dead Computers]

stylesclash3029 said:

Benoit-exploitation would be a quick way to kill the WWE.

Damn. I was just gonna say step #1 would be to vacate the WWE title and permenately award it to Chris Benoit.

After that... hmm... have Cena start doing raps about raping children and eating puppy meat. Try to keep him face. Have McMahon go on a fake shoot rant about how much he hates the Iraq war and hopes all our troops die. Replace JR with Warrior. Let him say whatever he wants.

[TromboneMan]

therocket said:

No Wrestling, just a camera focused on a jar of mayonnaise.

BOOK IT!


... I'd mark...

[b34rk47]

Nice ones...made me laugh while working in the computer lab...

Here's mine:

Have every male employee of the WWE come onto the entrance ramp and run a train while Chris Benoit's picture is shown on the Titan-Tron and have Vince Russo screaming "WRESTLING IS FAKE" over and over on the mic.

[King of Fighters]

Recreate that episode of Rockos modern life with the fruit.

[Arturo Classico]

Incest storyline.

Oh wait nevermind.

[skiller]

Vince comes out and strips naked. He then calls out the entire WWE roster, including his family, to come to the ring, get on their knees, and show their "appreciation" for him.

END PROGRAM!

[Reverend BTY]

Put up every employee in the Titan Towers building and lock them in (5 minutes if lucky)
With a group of people, set up bombs all around aftermentioned building (1.5 minutes)
Proceed to blow up building (.5 minutes)

The WWE is literally killed and can no longer go since archive footage, wrestlers, and anything of worth is in this building.

[Tim]

vincerussoisgod said:

Put up every employee in the Titan Towers building and lock them in (5 minutes if lucky)
With a group of people, set up bombs all around aftermentioned building (1.5 minutes)
Proceed to blow up building (.5 minutes)

The WWE is literally killed and can no longer go since archive footage, wrestlers, and anything of worth is in this building.

You would HAVE to think they have back-up footage hidden somewhere. No way they only have one copy of stuff.

[Fandjango Unchained]

Make David Arquette the heavyweight cham-

oh.

[Bollywood Bunty]

Katie Vick like it never happened before

[damna]

Dr Heiney performs live at the Hammerstein ballroom....


(I don't think Vince would make it out alve at least)