darthalexander
Hank Scorpio
I have a feeling I may end up getting banned soon.
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Post by darthalexander on Feb 15, 2008 15:38:43 GMT -5
Easy....Vince McMahon's Analingus Club.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2008 15:41:48 GMT -5
Let Coach book.
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RobFRules
Mephisto
Finally, I'm back! *crickets chirping*
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Post by RobFRules on Feb 15, 2008 15:43:24 GMT -5
Have Damien Demento/Ultimate Warrior/Randy Savage/Nailz or another WWE person on bad terms walk out on RAW with a giant crate of illegal substances retrieved from wrestler's bags.
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Post by bubbles on Feb 15, 2008 15:44:44 GMT -5
McMahon family orgy, including pets and children.
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Feb 15, 2008 15:45:45 GMT -5
LET ALL MEMBERS OF THE ROSTER HAVE A WET BISCUIT CONTEST.
IT MIGHT LAST LESS THAN 5 MINUTES.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Feb 15, 2008 15:46:26 GMT -5
McMahon family orgy, including pets and children. Damn, you beat me to it! I would have added fire around the ring and a cold shower above the ring. Pyro fire never goes out. |
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Post by bitteroldman on Feb 15, 2008 16:48:34 GMT -5
Herbert, from "Family Guy" vs Terry Garvin in a Boy Scout on a pole match
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2008 16:51:49 GMT -5
No Wrestling, just a camera focused on a jar of mayonnaise. Even worse, have a Leprechaun booked as McMahon's illegitimate son and involve him in comedy sketches straight out of Wile E. Coyote's playbook |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2008 16:54:25 GMT -5
WWE welcomes to to the announce team Don West! Sorry, but that won't work - it takes West longer than 7 minutes to describe a bearhug. |
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Feb 15, 2008 16:54:53 GMT -5
No Wrestling, just a camera focused on a jar of mayonnaise. Even worse, have a Leprechaun booked as McMahon's illegitimate son and involve him in comedy sketches straight out of Wile E. Coyote's playbook The one thing those two had in common? Those equalled ratings!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2008 16:55:47 GMT -5
The entire roster partcipates in a Battle Royal while on some sort of drug. Meanwhile, Vince McMahon is on the mic while talking about how great drugs are. Make that drug "NyQuil" and you got a winner as far as I'm concerned! |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 15, 2008 17:37:02 GMT -5
The entire roster partcipates in a Battle Royal while on some sort of drug. Meanwhile, Vince McMahon is on the mic while talking about how great drugs are. Make that drug "NyQuil" and you got a winner as far as I'm concerned! Consider it done. |
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Schemer
Don Corleone
Total class wit' a capital K!
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Post by Schemer on Feb 15, 2008 17:43:10 GMT -5
Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, Big Dick Johnson wet t-shirt contest.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2008 18:18:09 GMT -5
JR and King are replaced on Raw by Michael Cole, no second person.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 15, 2008 18:22:08 GMT -5
JR and King are replaced on Raw by Michael Cole, no second person. *Smacks Bootytime on the back of the head with a giant trout* There, he's dead now. No one heard him say that, so it'll never happen. Go about your business! GO! |
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Post by xcv on Feb 15, 2008 21:07:32 GMT -5
Have the Undertaker switch to RAW, defeat John Cena to win the WWE Championship at WrestleMania, and then put John Cena in one of those custom caskets (the "druids" would carry the John Cena casket away).
If it was that John Cena would never be in WWE ever again because of this.
The 7 minutes start as soon as Undertaker wins, ends when John Cena gets carted away in the career-ending casket. The Spinner Belt would be destroyed and Undertaker would be presented with a new WWE belt with lightning bolts on it.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Feb 15, 2008 21:37:42 GMT -5
The Entire Roster...
...One By One...
...Inject Steroids...
...With Smiles...
...while dressed...
...in Salior Suits.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Feb 15, 2008 21:59:49 GMT -5
Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, Big Dick Johnson bear orgyThe very thought is gross. |
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h
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Post by h on Feb 15, 2008 22:02:55 GMT -5
Something absolutely idiotic...
...like Vince McMahon winning the WWF Championship
...or Vince McMahon winning the ECW Championship
...or Vince McMahon making people kiss his ass
I guarantee that the company could not possibly recover from idiocy like this.
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Feb 15, 2008 22:04:53 GMT -5
Have the Undertaker switch to RAW, defeat John Cena to win the WWE Championship at WrestleMania, and then put John Cena in one of those custom caskets (the "druids" would carry the John Cena casket away). If it was that John Cena would never be in WWE ever again because of this. The 7 minutes start as soon as Undertaker wins, ends when John Cena gets carted away in the career-ending casket. The Spinner Belt would be destroyed and Undertaker would be presented with a new WWE belt with lightning bolts on it. I'd mark and watch religiously from then on and the belt should have lightning bolts that light up and glow in the dark!! |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
