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Post by Red Impact on Feb 15, 2008 22:15:19 GMT -5
No Wrestling, just a camera focused on a jar of mayonnaise. I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the bologna and salami combined. |
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Post by doytch on Feb 15, 2008 22:18:20 GMT -5
i would make baitsta win all the matches and be champion of on both shows raw and smacktown. then every will know he is so much a bad wrestler and a boring guy with fake tatoos.
duh my name is batista and i have champion
no you arent
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 15, 2008 22:18:33 GMT -5
Is there a reason why at least half of the responses to this thread mention mayonnaise in some way?
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Post by Red Impact on Feb 15, 2008 22:29:09 GMT -5
Is there a reason why at least half of the responses to this thread mention mayonnaise in some way? There was an episode of Rocko's Modern Life where an angry cartoonist tried to create a bad show to get out of his contract. He turns it over to the main character and his friends, who make a show about Deli meats. It's successful, so he tries to kill it by having the cartoon be a still shot of a jar of Mayonnaise. That turns into their highest rated show. |
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Post by RedSmile on Feb 15, 2008 22:29:17 GMT -5
i would make baitsta win all the matches and be champion of on both shows raw and smacktown. then every will know he is so much a bad wrestler and a boring guy with fake tatoos. duh my name is batista and i have champion no you arent You MUST be a bit played by Paul London. You have to be. |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 15, 2008 23:04:55 GMT -5
How about all the staff (wrestlers, agents, refs, the McMahons) all inject ridiculous amounts of... wait for it...
MAYONNAISE
...into their veins up until the point that they are all frothing creamy egg fat from their mouths and rolling in fits (or should that be "fats"?)
Either way, the Salad Cream will have something to say about it - I smell a dream wrestlemania match:
Bottle of Salad Cream vs Jar of Mayonnaise in a "Spoon on a pole match"
Problem is that probably wouldn't kill the WWE off... Quite the opposite, I'd imagine.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 15, 2008 23:09:06 GMT -5
How about all the staff (wrestlers, agents, refs, the McMahons) all inject ridiculous amounts of... wait for it... MAYONNAISE ...into their veins up until the point that they are all frothing creamy egg fat from their mouths and rolling in fits (or should that be "fats"?) Either way, the Salad Cream will have something to say about it - I smell a dream wrestlemania match: Bottle of Salad Cream vs Jar of Mayonnaise in a "Spoon on a pole match" Problem is that probably wouldn't kill the WWE off... Quite the opposite, I'd imagine. The next day... RAW HAS HIGHEST RATINGS! MAYONNAISE IN THE VEINS IS A HIT! |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 15, 2008 23:17:20 GMT -5
How about every match is a pole-on-a-pole match?
Or bring in a "Table, Ladders and Scimitars" match?
Or Hell In A "Serial Killer's" Cell
Or finally a "Nicholas" Cage match where the contestants dress up as their favourite Nic Cage character. I'd have Cameron Poe.
These ideas would surely slay the beast.
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Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 15, 2008 23:37:28 GMT -5
Jillian Hall comes out dressed as the Black Scorpion in a fat suit and gets on the mic and starts shreiking.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 15, 2008 23:47:02 GMT -5
A silhouette of Beth Phoenix wearing a strap on didlo is shown backstage ala Austin Powers/Naked Gun 33 1/3. She then comes to the ring and drops her panties to reveal....it was not a dildo!
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Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Feb 16, 2008 1:37:20 GMT -5
Vince performs an abortion in the ring.
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Post by Robbymac on Feb 16, 2008 2:01:19 GMT -5
Vince performs an abortion in the ring. Isn't that whats happening on Monday Night? I would call a cage match between a 60+ year old man and a midget an abortion. |
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Post by Ari Rockefeller on Feb 16, 2008 2:22:08 GMT -5
I think doing that would usher in a second golden age for professional wrestling. |
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Feb 16, 2008 3:21:11 GMT -5
I luuuuuuv this thread!
Introduce a new jobber called "Prophet Muhammad". When he takes off his long gown in the ring, we see that he is wearing women's underwear and has naked men tattooed all over his body. Then he gets squashed by a pregnant Stephanie in a tiny stars and stripes bikini.
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Post by tna on Feb 16, 2008 3:23:53 GMT -5
John Cena and HHH have a live sex celebration in the ring.
Mark Henry and Big Daddy V follow them.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 16, 2008 7:46:04 GMT -5
Frankly, all these ideas are well and good but there is only thing that can topple the self-titled Stamford giant:  |
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 16, 2008 9:56:32 GMT -5
www.youtube. com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg (broken due to language) Basically they perform this very routine with the McMahon family (Hornswaggle can be the dog). And instead of sweat... it's mayonnaise.
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