Kill the WWE in 5-7 Minutes

[Bobeddy]

You wanna kill WWE?
Only one tried and tested method could possibly work....

[deadguy2322]

thesam07 said:

Kill the McMahons?

He said kill the WWE, not fix it.

[Janitor From Mars]

glacier said:

I am not talking about an entire show, I mean...kill the entire WWE in one 5-7 minute segment. My idea is awesome, but would probably get me banned. I'd like to hear yours though.

Make Eminem the champion (see thread about him).

[Welfare Willis]

World Champion Nell Carter.



Wait she's dead...



World Champion Zombie Nell Carter.

[Janitor From Mars]

devondragon said:

therocket said:

No Wrestling, just a camera focused on a jar of mayonnaise.

Beats watching a Lex Luger match

Lex Luger vs a t-shirt in a mayonnaise jar on a pole match.

[BlackJackRobby]

Step one: Hire Vince Russo

Step two: Eddie Guerrero's death was a swerve

Step three: Chris knew about the swerve so he faked his death to, he also is now a heel.

Step four: All wrestlers collect underpants.

Step five:

Step six: lose all the money

[BlackJackRobby]

Gorilla Monsoon exploitation angle with jesse and festus, complete with tasteless segments featuring festus dressed as monsoon and jesse dressed as heenan and/or ventura , and capt. lou albano coming out of retirement to "Defend monsoons honor".

I love that angle, as the WWE sees if there in the Hall you can ruin them as much as you want anyways.

[jerichocanyon]

Have John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Jeff Hardy, CM Punk, Batista, The Undertaker, HHH and Shawn Micheals come to the ring. They grab an american flag, lying in the ring already and burn it. Then Brain McNamee enters the ring and injects all of them with steroids while shooting the crowd with paintball guns. Then they bring out a Make-A-Wish foundation kid and kick the living shit out of the kid. Then they break out some heroin and start shooting up. Finally, they pull out handguns and kill each other, all on live television. Yeah, that should do it in about 7 minutes!

[Reverend BTY]

jerichocanyon said:

Have John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Jeff Hardy, CM Punk, Batista, The Undertaker, HHH and Shawn Micheals come to the ring. They grab an american flag, lying in the ring already and burn it. Then Brain McNamee enters the ring and injects all of them with steroids while shooting the crowd with paintball guns. Then they bring out a Make-A-Wish foundation kid and kick the living crap out of the kid. Then they break out some heroin and start shooting up. Finally, they pull out handguns and kill each other, all on live television. Yeah, that should do it in about 7 minutes!

That sounds like it'd take longer than 7 minutes.

[DASH 243✅]

WWE welcomes to to the announce team Don West!

[FHgrad99]

The entire roster partcipates in a Battle Royal while on some sort of drug. Meanwhile, Vince McMahon is on the mic while talking about how great drugs are.

[Mac]

Take the companies money and put it on red.

[Ass Dan]

If there is footage of Owen's fall, show that on repeat for 7 minutes set to 'Yakety Sax'.

[valiens]

Roids On A Pole Match.

[Bobafett]

hmm..one of many things

1= have Charlie Haas (as he looks kinda similar ) put him in benoit style tights..have him wrestler AS Benoit, music, moveset..the works, have him say crap like "i'll take you out just like i.." well you get the idea

2= turn JR into a raving southern racst, give him a black butler he browbeats inbetween matches..have him hate any non white wrestler, why JR you say..1 hes from the south and has a very stereotyped accent..2 hes the person you hear most on raw anyway

3= at every show..al the wrestlers and the announcers and the gm of that product cme out and simply sit in and around the ring on chairs/not moving..maybe wearing sombreros and eating mayonaise out of a jar (or spreading it on themselves..whatever )

[honsou]

bigdaddyfive said:

Idea 5) Let Jake Roberts and Steve Austin have a drinking contest during a live p.p.v.

We aren't coming up with ways to save the WWE!

[Call Of Orion]

The Necro-Nymphs. A stable comprised of Ashley, Melina and Michelle McCool. Add Owen's, Benoits, and Eddie's corpses and a strap on..................

[chunkylover53]

Anyone bet this thread will be locked soon?

[Michael Coello]

2 '3 Minute Warnings'?

[valiens]

It's too good to be locked.

Here's another:

Build up for months the coming of Eminem. On the day of the big arrival have it be a dude in an M&M costume and reveal that the next PPV is sponsored by M&Ms.

JR: "Chocolaty, chocolaty, chocolaty, delicious M&Ms."