Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 16, 2006 16:06:29 GMT -5
(OOC: Damn, I knew I forgot something....)
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 19, 2006 0:48:01 GMT -5
www.wrasslingnews.comAfter Symphony of Destruction, it has been confirmed that at least two of the Ragnals, Linda and Joe, will be retiring from in-ring action in EWT. Their decisions were finalized when they decided there was nothing left for them to do. Linda's career highlight of the Chrysta feud has long passed, and since then has not found anything to keep her in the ring. Joe, on the other hand, feels the feud with his brother will be his career highlight, and there's nothing more for him to do afterwards. Linda plans to stop at the Scranton Authority Wrestling and help train the new wrestlers that will be coming in. Joe plans on opening up his own burger joint. We wish both Ragnals the best of luck in their post-ring careers.
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Post by HMARK Center on Oct 24, 2006 20:49:23 GMT -5
ewtOMGNEWZ(!)bytes.WOO!-Word after the Prophecy Reborn vs. Team LEO match is that HitmanMark did, indeed, suffer some minor injuries to his arm; what's unknown is whether these injuries were present before the match started, of if they occurred during the course of the match. Regardless, the consensus is that, as Joel Nelson and Mike Hodgson are both known as safe workers despite their wrestling style, HMark likely told them to work the arm over at some point before or during the match. We spoke to Moxie and presented this theory to him; he responded with a chuckle and a shake of his head, before saying "He's done worse. MUCH worse." -Word is that Auraelia's heightened presence in recent PR matches signifies that she's about ready to step into the ring as a wrestler. She is NOT currently signed to a full-time wrestling schedule, so that indicates that she will not be a part of the GND Division, but, following the LEO matchup, a match or feud with Keiko is not outside the realm of possibility. We'll keep you posted. -Moxie was recently seen doing extra cardio work, probably in preperation for the chance that he and HMark might have to wrestle twice at Symphony of Destruction, should they win their next tournament match. Mox, a fierce trainer while in the gym, was seen sprinting on a treadmill at near full speed. HMark, resting his arm, was not seen.
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Post by The Line on Oct 24, 2006 22:24:58 GMT -5
From "Insecticidal" Andy Duke's LiveJournal Case O' The Mondays I sit here after another "rousing" episode of Monday Night Raw, not being able to focus on anything. In 6 days, I make my PPV debut, at "ETW Symphony of Destruction". It is a huge match for me, as not only is it my PPV debut, but it is my first title shot,also, in only my second match, no less! It is in the Toolhouse Invitational for the EWT Toolhouse Title(no way!). It is a hardcore battle royal with pinfalls, submissions, KO, and over-the-top being means of elimination. There are about 15 other guys in it. To say I am nervous is an understatement. The odds are heavily not in my favor. Most people would think that the champ(Spyke Johannson) would be the "marked man" in this match, but that may not be the case. I feel that I may have just of big of bullsie on my chest, as I am the new guy, and none of the vets wanna see me come in and steal their thunder. And I don't blame them. But I am going to defy the odds. I have been doing it all my life. So Spyke, and everyone else better watch their backs, because I am coming to Symphony of Destruction with my A Game, 110%, and when I'm on, its a sight to behold. "Insecticidal" Andy Duke signing off, and remember, IF IT FLIES, IT DIES!insecticidalad.livejournal.com
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 11, 2006 19:57:57 GMT -5
www.smarkcentral.comUPDATE ON THE BEST OF THE GND DVD The following matches are rumored to be on the 2 Disc DVD: - Queens Court Rumble: Mistress Mia vs. Trish Stratus vs. Lita vs. Oceanic vs. Diva-Dorf vs. Mae Young vs. Miss Redneck Woman vs. Stacy Keibler vs. Dawn Marie vs. Linda Ragnal vs. Sara vs. Rosa - *Scaffold Tables Match: Dr. Hillary C***ton and Chrysta vs. Oceanic and Linda Ragnal (Crap-a-mania II) - Holly Vaugh vs. Chrysta (We Couldn't Be Arsed With a Name) - *Linda Ragnal vs. Carla O Woe (WCBAWAN) - *Fatal 4-Way Submission Match: Linda Ragnal vs. Oceanic vs. Carla O Woe vs. Mystery (Rebirth) - Truth or Dare Match: Linda Ragnal vs. Chrysta (Season's Beatings) - *Ladder Match: Carla O Woe vs. Rosa (Season's Beatings) - *Girls Night Out Gauntlet Match: Carla O Woe vs. Mystery vs. Tanya Flaire vs. Holly Vaughn vs. Chrysta vs. Oceanic vs. Rosa vs. Linda Ragnal (Girls Night Out) - *Carla O Woe vs. Oceanic (Magic; The Gathering) - *Triple Threat Match: Oceanic vs. Carla O Woe vs. Holly Vaughn (Freek Show) - Elevator To Hell Match: Carla O Woe vs. Holly Vaughn (Full House) - *TLC Match: Oceanic vs. Chrysta vs. Rosa vs. Tanya Flaire vs. D'Zee vs. Miss Jackie Geisha (Full House) - *Queen of the Ring Final/Ultimate X Pinata Match: Rosa vs. D'Zee (Kingdom of Hurt) - *Queen of the Mountain Match: Rosa vs. D'Zee vs. Dr. Vivian Anemone vs. Holly Vaughn vs. Rachael Leigh Cook vs. Miss Jackie Geisha (Saturday Night Special) - *30 Minute Iron Man Match: Rosa vs. Rachael Leigh Cook (Crap-a-mania III) *Denotes a GND title match. The DVD will be in stores December 19.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 11, 2006 22:28:14 GMT -5
www.kirtanglefans.com-The announced wedding of Ms. White and Chrysta has yet to give out any announced date specifically, or even if it will occur as a part of the regular EWT broadcast, or act as a stand alone special. Toom E. is trying to work out negotiations with the network at the moment. -There is word that the Ragnals will be helping EWT Home Video to co-produce a DVD. While it's not known if this will be produced and released at the moment due to Joe and Linda's recent retirement, it's been officiated that the DVD will be a "best of" DVD. However, the Ragnals do plan to make a documentary on their EWT and SAW career until after Mike has retired. However, that won't happen for a long time from now. -Rumor has it that Linda Ragnal has recently sent a request to EWT that she be able to work on commentary for some matches on the upcoming Best of GND DVD, most specifically the Scaffold Tables match from Crapamania 2. We have no word on if this is true or not.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Nov 12, 2006 12:23:33 GMT -5
from www.spykejohannson.ewtThe following is a personal message from Spyke Johannson himself: Greetings and salutations fans! Just to update you on my current situation with my injury and EWT, as a result of injuries sustained in the Free-For-All, and having that injury re-aggravated during the Elevator to Hell match, I will be taking some time off from EWT. Luckily the injury is nothing serious, mostly some bruises and sprains. I should only be gone for 2 weeks at the most. As for my contract with EWT, it expires on November 14th, but I have already confirmed with Toomi that as soon as I get the new contract, I WILL be signing it. So no, I'm not going to TNA, or WWE. Also fans of Rachael Leigh Cook may be happy to know that she has just recently signed a new contract extension, but with reduced pay, since she won't be wrestling, just managing. Both Rachael and I will be going to Sweden to visit my family while I heal. No, this is not what you think, Rachael and I are still maintaining a professional relationship only. No dating. Although she has been giving me some weird looks. Hmmmm, best not make anything of it. I'm sure it's gas or indigestion or something. OK, so I'll see you guys in the arena in about 2 weeks. If I had a fancy catchphrase, I'd end this thing with that.
~Spyke Johannson
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 19, 2006 6:57:20 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comEWT HEADLINER LEAVING COMPANY!! Rumours backstage at EWT have an as yet unknown main event level wrestler parting ways with the company. Several names have been mentioned including: HBH, dorf, Spaz, Chance Confidence & Ratings. More on this story as it develops. Credit: Mike Wilson
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 19, 2006 21:36:58 GMT -5
www.cassinova.comClick here to watch the exclusive Cassinova post-match interview from the EWT website! Find out what the new age in novator of offense has to say about his first "loss" in EWT, and even catch a glimpse on who his next opponent might be! Why are you still reading this? Click it! Click it!!!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Nov 21, 2006 18:27:15 GMT -5
from www.omegasmarkonline.com : Rock Lee has been home resting his broken ankle. He will supposedly be training a few more weeks after his ankle is healed, to make sure he is ready for the ring. from www.topstartwrestling.com : There is a rumor going around that Rock Lee should be ready back in time for the next PPV.
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Post by Oceanic on Nov 29, 2006 16:00:11 GMT -5
From EWT.com
"Arringhe Rosse has been fired from the EWT for being a big fat load. EWT officials felt that all the work they put into the vignettes, elaborate entrance, and the royalties they spent to get a John Williams track was all wasted effort on some guy who gets squashed in under 30 seconds. We hope he gets hit by a bus."
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 30, 2006 0:06:15 GMT -5
-Negotiations are ongoing for HitmanMark to be part of a first ever DVD release from EWT, a sort of "training video" for aspiring wrestlers. Details are sketchy, but, given his role as a trainer outside the EWT, and his in-ring credentials, HMark was one of the first offered the chance.
DSR, still the head trainer of the EWT Wrestling School, might be playing an off-camera role.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Nov 30, 2006 0:16:35 GMT -5
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Nov 30, 2006 12:07:12 GMT -5
- www.JNInsider.net - All the news, none of that Dammed DX! - - Curly Long & Mr. Big are reported to be quite popular backstage, the new policy on behavior seems to be working a treat ... although rumors still persist that all night orgies still take place! when we asked Mr. Long about this he replied ... 'Hey, You go the wrong guy, why not ask the other Long in professional wrestling!' - In other news D'Zee is reportedly doing well in her new career in professional womens boxing and is currently 14-1-0 - According to our sources a huge main event is being planned for the late January PPV. No word on what it will be or who will be invovled but it is reported that 8 EWT Superstars will be taking part in this extraordinary event! Stay Tuned for more details. Credit - The Masked Samoan Laughter Machine
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 3, 2006 22:40:21 GMT -5
from www.OMFGITSTRUE.com: There is a rumor going around that Season's Beatings will be Rock Lee's last PPV. It seems having Koda Kazar do the extreme stunts required to pull off the Rock Lee gimmick is too taxing for him to do week in and week out. Doctors say Koda Kazar's ankle is already healed, but EWT management is making Koda wrestle squash matches with his cast on to give an excuse for his lack of performance. He is expected to give his best match as Rock Lee at Season's Beatings, but will debut a new gimmick the following week.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 5, 2006 12:54:03 GMT -5
From www.pwnzn00bz.comThere is a rumor going around that Season's Beatings might be Mike Corral's last PPV as well. Due to taking extreme stunts in other feds, his back has recieved massive damage, including falling of a cell through a stack of tables at KPW Helloween. Doctors say Mike may still have a chance at wrestling, but it seems highly unlikely. From www.boltfromtheblue.com The OFFICIAL WEBSITE of Bolt Bacana/Mike Corral Mike Corral may indeed have a back injury. After taking shots to the back for as long as he has, it's amazing that this guy hasn't already gone into surgery. But Mike remains optomistic. In fact, if his last match is at Season's Beatings, he has said that "It'll be a match that NO ONE will ever forget". If the surgery goes off without a hitch, then "People won't know what hit them."
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Dec 8, 2006 22:19:03 GMT -5
www.smarkcentral.comEWT CONTRACT NOTES We've received word that the contracts of Gasoline, Rosa, Cherry, and HBH Bret Michaels will be expiring soon, and that they have opted not to renew them. We'll report more details as soon as we receive them.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Dec 9, 2006 12:30:18 GMT -5
www.wrasslinnews.comAn update on the Best of the Ragnals DVD: EWT Home Video has accepted Kapoutland Pro Wrestling's request to join in on the video's "best of" matches and promos. This brings the total hours to more than 8 hours of the Ragnal's matches from SAW, EWT, and KPW. Kapoutland Pro Wrestling is another one of the numerous wrestling promotions out there, quite possibly on equal ground with EWT, but considered more of a friendly rival compared to WCW/WWE in the 90's. Mike Ragnal started wrestling with KPW under the guise of Moe Damus the druggy from May of this year onward, but soon dropped the gimmick in favor of his traditional "Master of Elemental Disaster" ordeals. This is the official list of matches for the DVD- SAW -Coal Miner's Tournament Final to be crowned the first ever SAW Coal Miner's Champion-Scotty Dos (Mike Ragnal) vs. Captain Orangutang -Sissy Slave (Linda) vs. Domminex-the lifechanging moment in the career of the Ragnals -Mike Ragnal & Joe Ragnal vs. High Voltage-SAW Tag Team Championships -Linda Ragnal vs. Bonnie Clyde-SAW Women's Championship -Mike Ragnal vs. Victor-SAW Lackawanna Championship EWT -Mike Ragnal vs. Billy Ubermark-Dog Collar match, EWT Tri-State Championship (Chained Up) -Mike Ragnal vs. psychoapeguy, Bodybag match; Guest referee Joe Ragnal (No Rest for the Wicked) -Queen's Court Rumble (No Rest for the Wicked) -Mike Ragnal vs. Carl Guerrero (CM2) -Joe Ragnal vs. Ultimo Chocula-Fun House match debuts (CM2) -Mike Ragnal & Joe Ragnal vs. Limey and HBH-Ladder Match (WCBAWAN) -Linda Ragnal vs. Carla O. Woe vs. Oceanic vs. Mystery-Submission match, EWT Girl Next Door Championship (Rebirth) -Mike Ragnal vs. Moxie-Stage One of Toomi House Party -Suicide Showdown-the Ragnals & Tanya Flaire vs. The Connection and Chrysta (M;TG) -Mike Ragnal vs. HBH-EWT Tri-State Championship, Hell in a Cell (The Skies the Limit) -Mike Ragnal vs. Joe Ragnal-EWT Tri-State Championship, 60 Minute Iron Man Fun House Match (Symphony of Destruction) KPW -D2 vs. Moe Damus, Monday Night Mope -Moe Damus vs. Sinister1, Insanity -Moe Damus vs. X-Factor, Brawl for it All (Moe becomes Mike Ragnal) -Mike Ragnal vs. Sinister1-Hardcore Rules, Dead End -Mike Ragnal vs. Mizzle, KPW World Heavyweight Championship, Double or Nothing -Mike Ragnal vs. Chris Matthews, The Heart Throbs, and Skitzo-Gauntlet Match, KPW Hungry for Blood The DVD will be released after KPW's next PPV, National Nightmare, where Mike Ragnal faces Mizzle again for the KPW World Heavyweight Championship.
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Post by Banned Member on Dec 9, 2006 12:46:17 GMT -5
www.EWTInsider.comMerc in hot Water? Ewt wrestler Merc has been causing a scene backstage with his late showings, and showing up drunk at several house shows. If this continues Merc may be is serious trouble with management.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 12, 2006 0:58:44 GMT -5
www.EWTPirates.com The Arrival of a New Tag Team Just recently, www.EWTPirates.com has learned that a new team has been signed to EWT. Not much is known about the new team's new or members. More information to follow. Edit: This just in, thanks to the complaints of the vague report, we have researched more and found out it the team will feature two top indy singles talents. Unfortunately we only have one name as the other name is being kept under wraps... Comedy wrestler Jobby McJobberston of the New Jersey indy scene is thought to be part of this new team. Nothing has yet been said about his title match with Gen Eric Gui on NJW's Sunday pay-per-view.
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