H-Fist
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 23, 2009 1:51:30 GMT -5
Not that I'm offended or anything, but how does this thread stay open when others are locked? Because this is tongue in cheek. Most of us really appreciate the angles and matches that Tommy Dreamer has given us over the past 15 years. The Tommy Dreamer Fat Jokes Thread is basically a Batista Face Photoshop Thread, where personal feelings are set aside and we take enjoyment from something in wrestling that otherwise has no inherent value. Also... The Scott Steiner/Samoa Joe feud was all a misunderstanding. Steiner was really talking about Tommy Dreamer.
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Post by nyfleaman on Dec 23, 2009 2:01:48 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he goes swimming with whales, the whales sing "we are family".
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Post by default on Dec 23, 2009 2:12:58 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, his idea of an exercise ball is stretching for the last cheeseball.
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, if he could actually do a chin up it would count as ten.
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he pours mayo in his cereal.
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he once threw Ken Patera through a McDonald's window because they were closed.
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Post by Schattenjager on Dec 23, 2009 5:42:50 GMT -5
Not that I'm offended or anything, but how does this thread stay open when others are locked? Because fat people are an endless source of quality comedy. That's their role in life.
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Post by thatguybayne on Dec 23, 2009 6:45:19 GMT -5
Not that I'm offended or anything, but how does this thread stay open when others are locked? I kind of thought it ws cause no one actually think Tommy Dreamer is fat... Right?
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Post by Schattenjager on Dec 23, 2009 7:23:11 GMT -5
Not that I'm offended or anything, but how does this thread stay open when others are locked? I kind of thought it ws cause no one actually think Tommy Dreamer is fat... Right? He is, in fact, quite fat, though.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Dec 23, 2009 7:40:56 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that, if he ever had to haul ass, he'd have to make two trips.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he could easily solve the energy crisis by putting on Beulah's heels and walking around. He'd hit oil damn near with every step.
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Post by playoldgames on Dec 23, 2009 7:44:07 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, that people's ears pop when they have to climb on top of him to pin him.
Tommy Dreamer's so fat... actually, I can just leave that sentence right there.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 23, 2009 7:45:44 GMT -5
I kind of thought it ws cause no one actually think Tommy Dreamer is fat... Right? He is, in fact, quite fat, though. Ineed he is fat, however he is a fat guy with a hot wife who still looks amazing after two kids (or more?). Thus, any fat joke is tinged with both admiration for the way he's carried himself (often with the aid of forklifts) and a hint of fist shaking while muttering "lucky SOB" under our breath.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 23, 2009 7:46:42 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when he tried on his old green suspenders, they turned red from the stress.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 23, 2009 8:42:05 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he has significantly raised risk of diabetes and heart diseases
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Thrillho
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 23, 2009 9:00:01 GMT -5
He is, in fact, quite fat, though. Ineed he is fat, however he is a fat guy with a hot wife who still looks amazing after two kids (or more?). Thus, any fat joke is tinged with both admiration for the way he's carried himself (often with the aid of forklifts) and a hint of fist shaking while muttering "lucky SOB" under our breath. Admit it, that's not true. The reason you haven't locked the thread is because Tommy's stuck in the door.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 23, 2009 9:06:47 GMT -5
Ineed he is fat, however he is a fat guy with a hot wife who still looks amazing after two kids (or more?). Thus, any fat joke is tinged with both admiration for the way he's carried himself (often with the aid of forklifts) and a hint of fist shaking while muttering "lucky SOB" under our breath. Admit it, that's not true. The reason you haven't locked the thread is because Tommy's stuck in the door. I wouldn't say he's stuck, it's really more that he was trying to smuggle a case of Dusty's pork 'n beans out with him and it got wedged.
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 23, 2009 9:26:37 GMT -5
Admit it, that's not true. The reason you haven't locked the thread is because Tommy's stuck in the door. I wouldn't say he's stuck, it's really more that he was trying to smuggle a case of Dusty's pork 'n beans out with him and it got wedged. The case or his ass?
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Post by angryfan on Dec 23, 2009 9:29:51 GMT -5
I wouldn't say he's stuck, it's really more that he was trying to smuggle a case of Dusty's pork 'n beans out with him and it got wedged. The case or his ass? How do ya think he's trying to smuggle the case?
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Thrillho
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 23, 2009 9:34:29 GMT -5
How do ya think he's trying to smuggle the case? I assumed under a chin. Tommy Dreamer once jumped off the top rope and got stuck in the air.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 23, 2009 9:47:27 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that running around him is the same as running a marathon.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that one of the WWE trucks that goes from show to show carries him in the back.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 23, 2009 10:00:27 GMT -5
Every time he turns around it's his birthday.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 23, 2009 11:53:18 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he eats doughnuts like Tic Tacs.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he gets stretchmarks on his clothes.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he has to pay the double occupancy fee at the hotel even though he's the only one in the room.
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Dec 23, 2009 12:37:24 GMT -5
Best thread in ages.
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