bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 18, 2011 6:12:08 GMT -5
Taker buys $200.00 worth of groceries and pays for it all in pennies
Taker uses all the stalls in the bathroom but doesn't flush and steals the toilet paper
Taker gives away the end of the movies at the video store right after people rent the movie
continue.....
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M. Dirrty
Don Corleone
Blue Moon
Posts: 1,855
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Post by M. Dirrty on Jan 18, 2011 6:13:44 GMT -5
Taker stays side by side with you while you are trying to merge lanes on the highway.
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 18, 2011 6:16:38 GMT -5
Taker spills diet sodas.
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Greer
Unicron
Points. Don't. Matter.
Posts: 3,199
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Post by Greer on Jan 18, 2011 6:17:01 GMT -5
Taker drinks the last of the orange juice that you look forward to drinking when you get home after a long hard day at work.
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Post by slasher911 on Jan 18, 2011 6:18:18 GMT -5
Taker leaves his hair in the drain.
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Post by SenorCrest on Jan 18, 2011 6:35:08 GMT -5
Taker has sex with your science teacher and talks smack about you.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 18, 2011 7:19:42 GMT -5
Taker takes your mother out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALLS HER AGAIN!!
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 18, 2011 7:24:43 GMT -5
Taker gives away the end of the movies at the video store right after people rent the movie continue..... This makes me want a photoshop of Taker outside RST video with Jay and Silent Bob. |
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 18, 2011 7:30:55 GMT -5
Undertaker sits and stares at the first menu in a drive-thru and won't pull up to place his order for three minutes as you sit behind him and wait.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Jan 18, 2011 7:46:12 GMT -5
Taker stands behind you taping his fists as loud as possible just to see your reaction.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 18, 2011 7:50:18 GMT -5
Back when VHS was around, Taker would bring back the tapes without rewinding.
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 18, 2011 7:52:17 GMT -5
UT: So what do you think of Michelle?
Me: She is pretty hot.
UT: *tapes fists*
Me: I mean, she..she...she's alright.
UT: *Continues taping fists*
Me: I...I mean you two are perfect for each other!
UT: So you think I'm hot?!? *Tape*
Me: No, not at all
UT: What, so I"m ugly?!? *Tapes fists even louder, breaking all scientific laws*
Me: help
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Post by hulkblood on Jan 18, 2011 7:58:15 GMT -5
Taker eats the skin off the KFC chicken
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 18, 2011 8:03:58 GMT -5
Taker takes your mother out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALLS HER AGAIN!! DORATHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT |
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Post by Chronos on Jan 18, 2011 8:08:11 GMT -5
Taker beat Gypsy Joe again for kicks when New Jack was finished. (Also: Happy birthday, Lach.  |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 18, 2011 8:09:49 GMT -5
Taker has sex with your science teacher and talks smack about you. I didn't know Michelle McCool taught Science. |
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Post by Chronos on Jan 18, 2011 8:14:17 GMT -5
Taker has sex with your science teacher and talks smack about you. I didn't know Michelle McCool taught Science. The science of silence. (Crowd silence, that is.) |
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
Posts: 8,061
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jan 18, 2011 8:25:13 GMT -5
I heard Taker went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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Greer
Unicron
Points. Don't. Matter.
Posts: 3,199
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Post by Greer on Jan 18, 2011 8:58:49 GMT -5
UT: So what do you think of Michelle? Me: She is pretty hot. UT: *tapes fists* Me: I mean, she..she...she's alright. UT: *Continues taping fists* Me: I...I mean you two are perfect for each other! UT: So you think I'm hot?!? *Tape* Me: No, not at all UT: What, so I"m ugly?!? *Tapes fists even louder, breaking all scientific laws* Me: helpI enjoyed that.  |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 18, 2011 11:00:45 GMT -5
The Undertaker squeezes the toothpaste tube from the middle.
The Undertaker licks all the brownies on the plate, thereby making sure he gets them all.
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