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Post by Trent Valentine on Jan 18, 2011 11:06:36 GMT -5
Undertaker once doubted El Dandy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2011 11:32:05 GMT -5
Taker buys food at the Taco Bell drive through and doesn't even consider getting the change together he needs to pay until he pulls up and is asked.
When Taker pulls up at a stop sign around the same time someone else does, he ALWAYS goes first.
When Taker pays for his tab at a restaurant he always pays with exact change and then says "Keep the change."
Taker always farts in crowded places and blames it on people nearby.
When Taker is playing Street Fighter he sits the icon on the character he's going to pick and lets the timer run all the way down before choosing.
When you mention you like any band's recent song, Taker always says "Their old shit was better."
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 18, 2011 11:52:41 GMT -5
Taker doesn't flush...ever.
Taker puts chewing gum into the coin slots of vending machines and parking meters.
Taker stares at you at the urinal and snickers.
Taker spits on the drinking fountain faucet after he's done.
When kids at Make A Wish ask for The Undertaker, Taker sends a real undertaker in his place.
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Jan 18, 2011 11:57:56 GMT -5
Taker kicks Puppies and children in the park on his off days. Taker steals pies from window sills and then throws them at random people. Taker slashes tires in the grocery store parking lot. Taker slept with your girlfriend and posted her picture online.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 18, 2011 12:24:44 GMT -5
Taker drinks up all the milk over night so you have to eat your cereal dry Taker borrows your phone and makes international phone calls Taker siphon's all of your gas
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 18, 2011 12:52:59 GMT -5
While on the road the Undertaker has a 10 foot long sub sandwich delivered and charged to a random WWE employee.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jan 18, 2011 13:26:39 GMT -5
Taker knocks on people's doors in the middle of the night, then runs away before they can answer
Taker is advertised on an international tour then doesn't show up
You are the only person on the bus, Taker gets on looks at all the seats, then sits next to you and falls asleep.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2011 14:09:17 GMT -5
Taker says "That's what she said" any time you talk, regardless of whether it makes sense or not.
Taker goes to sports themed bars and whenever a group of people cheer their team he yells BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO even though he's not watching the game.
At least once a day, Taker will exit a bathroom, tell you he didn't wash his hands and then pieface you.
Taker waits until the last second before traffic lights turn green then crosses the crosswalk as slowly as possible.
Taker insists on paying via check in long grocery store lines regardless of the amount of the purchase.
Taker hangs out in public bathrooms and gives wedgies to anyone that uses the urinal.
Taker always hits all the floor buttons in elevators before leaving.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 18, 2011 14:44:00 GMT -5
Taker has smelly dog farts (though on the plus side, he looks like Snoopy and it makes me smile).
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 18, 2011 14:48:25 GMT -5
When Undertaker goes to McDonald's and his total is $5.33, he pays with $8.17. Just to mindf*** the clerk in the paper hat.
Undertaker intentionally runs stop signs in the pouring rain JUST to make the cop stand outside in it while questioning him.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 18, 2011 19:29:52 GMT -5
Mean Mark eats popcorn at the movies, and loudly spits the corn husks stuck in his teeth on the floor throughout the entire movie.
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bob
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Post by bob on Jan 18, 2011 19:30:25 GMT -5
Taker sneaks pieces of meat into Daniel Bryan's food
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 18, 2011 19:33:36 GMT -5
Taker tore off and threw away the page for May 19th on Kane's joke-a-day calendar on May 18th.
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bob
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Post by bob on Jan 18, 2011 21:03:37 GMT -5
Taker pees in Lawlers crown then blames CM Punk for it
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 18, 2011 21:45:29 GMT -5
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 18, 2011 21:46:13 GMT -5
Back when VHS was around, Taker would bring back the tapes without rewinding. Taker rents dvds but brings back the vhs versions
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Jan 18, 2011 21:46:26 GMT -5
Taker told everyone that Daniel Bryan is a virgin.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 18, 2011 22:57:09 GMT -5
He charges $20 when somebody asks him directions to the arena and his directions end up taking the person to a 7-11 across town.
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Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Jan 18, 2011 23:03:28 GMT -5
Taker fills two grocery carts and checks out at the 10 items or less register
Taker changed the channel when you're watching a basketball game that is tied with 15 seconds to go.
Taker sends the check for his power bill to the gas company and his gas bill to the power company ... and lets them sort it out.
Taker stops to help you change a flat tire, takes one of the good tires off and then says he's late for an appointment and leaves.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Jan 18, 2011 23:03:46 GMT -5
Mean mark gives a dying child the autograph they always wanted, Then after they've passed tears it up infront of the parents and laughs.
He's that effin rudo
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