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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 18, 2011 23:09:32 GMT -5
Taker always eats the last slice of pizza. Taker always shows WWE films at his house on movie nights
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 18, 2011 23:53:30 GMT -5
If you ask Taker to take a picture of you, he'll pull his pants down and take a picture of his dick.
Taker puts wild raccoons in people's mailboxes.
Taker chain locks all the gates in gated communities.
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edgedge
Team Rocket
asdf
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Post by edgedge on Jan 18, 2011 23:56:37 GMT -5
Taker s**** in the urinal
Taker leaves the sink on when he brushes his teeth
Taker ran over HHH's dog
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
Posts: 7,664
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Post by saintpat on Jan 19, 2011 0:06:58 GMT -5
Taker refuses to give up his seat for little old ladies, and taunts them while they stand there.
Mean Ol' Taker borrows your car and returns it with the gas tank empty.
Taker uses your cell phone until it runs out of minutes, then complains about it when he gives it back.
Taker walks into where you work, spills a grape soda on the carpet and says, "You better get that cleaned up" as he walks out the door.
Mean Mark's shelves are stocked with library books he never returned. And he never plans to read them.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 19, 2011 0:10:38 GMT -5
Taker greased Jack Swagger's ECW Championship, so it would fall off in edgedge's signature.
Taker offered to pay my phone bill once, and I accepted, thinking he'd changed his ways. Then a couple weeks later, I get an angry letter from the phone company saying they don't accept payments in Monopoly money!
Taker replaced all of the MP3s on your iPod with the theme from "Welcome Back, Kotter."
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,067
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 19, 2011 2:36:57 GMT -5
When a door to door salesman comes by, The Undertaker invites him in, and then puts the Hell's Gate submission on him and forces him to call his boss and tell him why he sucks as a salesman.
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DropkickMurphy
Mike the Goon
If I might have a taste of your drink...
Posts: 35
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Post by DropkickMurphy on Jan 19, 2011 3:56:04 GMT -5
Taker likes to hide when Randy walks by and whisper loudly to make Randy think he's hearing voices in his head.
Taker set Vince's limo up the bomb.
Undertaker talks in crowded movie theaters.
Taker turns his roommate's cell phone on vibrate and hides it under the couch.
Taker never calls them back.
Take-Master Jackson buys quarters with a hundred dollar bill at the bank.
Taker borrowed pencils at school and returned them all chewed up.
Taker makes brownies for WWE employees with laxatives inside.
Taker told Mark Henry to "Just rip the door off the cage, it'll look awesome!"
Taker heckles stand-up comedians.
Undertaker autographs signs for fans before the show, only to have security take them during. Then he burns them. And laughs.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 19, 2011 9:12:48 GMT -5
Taker lies to women about using condoms during sex
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 19, 2011 11:41:44 GMT -5
Taker puts empty milk cartons back in the fridge
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 19, 2011 12:08:09 GMT -5
Taker drinks juice straight from the bottle and puts it back in the fridge
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Jan 19, 2011 12:09:16 GMT -5
Undertaker always RSVP's "Maybe" to friends' Facebook invitations.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jan 19, 2011 15:45:57 GMT -5
Taker asks to borrow your mobile phone, then texts "Call Me" to all of your contacts.
Taker offers to buy underage people alcohol in a bar, then reports them for underage drinking and gets them thrown out
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,067
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 19, 2011 19:49:50 GMT -5
If you send The Undertaker an autograph request through the mail, he'll sign you up for a bunch of mailing lists for various catalogues and a subscription to Tiger Beat magazine.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 20, 2011 9:03:22 GMT -5
Taker told Matt Hardy too start eating more as he's all skin and bones
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2011 15:50:01 GMT -5
Taker tells people that he doesn't care for "their kind".
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 20, 2011 15:57:23 GMT -5
the night before Christmas Taker starts a fire in the fireplace and keeps it going all night because he wants to burn Santa alive
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,479
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Post by metylerca on Jan 20, 2011 16:31:58 GMT -5
Taker always sits next to you in class and texts openly, while filing his acrylic nails.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 20, 2011 17:18:55 GMT -5
Taker gives people food to eat that he spit on
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 20, 2011 17:53:04 GMT -5
Taker wraps dog turds in aluminum foil to make them look like Hershey's Kisses and gives them to kids on Halloween.
Taker pours coffee grounds in the washers at the laundromat.
Taker slaps "I Hate Black People" bumper stickers on parked cars.
Taker throws fireworks into fitting rooms when somebody is inside trying on clothes.
Taker greets any female you're associated with by grabbing their ass.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2011 18:53:23 GMT -5
Taker asks lots of detailed questions about low priced items to the cashier while many people are behind him in line.
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