bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jan 20, 2011 21:56:33 GMT -5
Taker tells people what is about to happen on TV shows they DVRd
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,067
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 20, 2011 23:37:58 GMT -5
He empties the yard clippings out of his lawn mower into his neighbor's yard.
When he builds a snowman he builds it near a child's window of the house next door and puts genitalia on it.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Jan 21, 2011 1:09:52 GMT -5
Taker told Wrestlecrap to stop linking the forum.
Taker parks outside of nursing homes at midnight, puts on a Jimi Hendrix CD and cranks up the volume.
If you pass out at a party, Taker duct tapes your head.
Taker starts forrest fires, but only if he sees baby woodland creatures in the area.
Taker pees in the swimming pool.
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Greer
Unicron
Points. Don't. Matter.
Posts: 3,199
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Post by Greer on Jan 21, 2011 2:31:26 GMT -5
Taker is THAT guy.
Yeah, THAT guy.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 21, 2011 11:49:25 GMT -5
Taker says he'll take your dog for walk, but in reality he takes the dog to the pound
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 21, 2011 12:19:46 GMT -5
The Undertaker lays across the seats on a crowded subway.
The Undertaker throws a massive fit if the top and the bottom of the bun aren't perfectly aligned on his burger.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Jan 21, 2011 12:22:55 GMT -5
'Taker randomly shoots his lightning at random houses, just because.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jan 21, 2011 17:47:08 GMT -5
Taker had sex with Daniel Bryan just so neither Brie nor Nikki could lay claim to being Bryan's first.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Jan 21, 2011 17:48:09 GMT -5
'Taker caused the Soaring Eagle to disappear from our screens, via his black magic/taping his fists
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Post by Trent Valentine on Jan 21, 2011 17:49:41 GMT -5
Taker had sex with Daniel Bryan just so neither Brie nor Nikki could lay claim to being Bryan's first.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,067
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 21, 2011 22:25:30 GMT -5
When people wave at the Undertaker, he responds with an obscene gesture.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 21, 2011 23:34:00 GMT -5
undertaker plays pokemon games just to beat up on all the cute pokemon undertaker refuses to eat at joe's undertaker passes cars that are going 60 mph
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DropkickMurphy
Mike the Goon
If I might have a taste of your drink...
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Post by DropkickMurphy on Jan 22, 2011 3:29:04 GMT -5
Taker clips his toenails on the bus.
Taker leaves a half-inch of milk in the carton for his roommate's creal.
Taker shaves cats.
Taker disses movies about mentally handicapped people.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 22, 2011 21:07:21 GMT -5
Taker spits in the coffee pot backstage before anyone gets a cup
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Jan 22, 2011 21:29:48 GMT -5
Taker screwed Bret Hart.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Jan 22, 2011 23:47:27 GMT -5
Taker answers the door on Halloween ... and takes candy from the trick-or-treeters.
At SD tapings, Taker would go through the buffet first and eat ... then tape his fists and refuse to let anyone else go through until Matt Hardy had his fill.
Taker's entrance takes so long so he can use up 10 or 15 minutes to keep a couple of mid-carders from getting any TV or PPV time.
Taker invented the Gobbledygooker.
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 23, 2011 2:07:48 GMT -5
- Taker Rickrolls people, and by Rickroll I mean links them to "2 girls 1 cup".
- Taker offers to apply sunscreen on a woman's back, and applies it so that a drawing of a large penis tans through.
- Taker tars and feathers Christmas carolers.
- Taker shoots paintballs at you while you're on the toilet.
- Taker hides seafood under your car seat to leave you wondering where the awful smell is coming from.
- If you're at a party, Taker will butt in and ask the person you're talking to if they want to see pictures of you having sex with your dog.
- Taker will call your boss and impersonate you while you're on your way to work to tell him as you that you're sick of his s*** and that you quit. And that your official notice will be you coming in today to anal rape him in front of the office.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 23, 2011 3:29:08 GMT -5
He goes to shopping mall at Christmas and tells the kids waiting in line that there is no Santa Claus.
He does the same thing at Easter to the kids waiting to see the Easter Bunny.
He has a bucket of water by the door to dump on any Girl Scouts that come to sell him cookies.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,564
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Post by bob on Jan 23, 2011 10:20:13 GMT -5
Taker replaces the lemonade in your fridge with his urine
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 23, 2011 11:09:04 GMT -5
Taker does the "Flaming Bag of Poop" trick, except he uses a grocery bag.
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