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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Jan 23, 2011 12:16:47 GMT -5
Taker sends letters and e-mails to Uwe Boll begging him to keep making movies.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 23, 2011 13:42:12 GMT -5
Taker likes to go into resturants to walk up to people who just got there food and farts on there meals and leaves.
Taker ALWAYS talking on a cell phone when check out.
Taker stands in line at a fast food place during the busiest time. When it gets his turn. He still doesn't know. He would order something and then "no change that". Does that about ten times. End up order just a soda at the end.
Taker likes to ask people if he can go ahead of them in line while holding just a candy bar. When they say ok. Taker goes "Hey Michelle, where next." She brings up a car full of stuff.
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Post by bob on Jan 23, 2011 15:59:26 GMT -5
Taker passes gas in a room and leaves the room and lets those in the room enjoy it
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2011 20:35:16 GMT -5
Taker buys $400 worth of groceries and waits for all of it to be bagged up in plastic before announcing that he wants it in paper bags instead.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 23, 2011 21:06:16 GMT -5
Taker when buying one cheap priced item. Like 25 cent pack of gum or a candy bar. He always pays with a $100 bill.
Taker will push a kid away to get a home run or faul ball. Then taunt them and there parents.
Taker At movie threaters. Wait for people that buy popcorn. Goes up and sneezes in the popcorn.
Taker always test drives car and runs then hard. Once he gets back to decides not to buy the car.
Taker double parks his car at every place he goes.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Jan 23, 2011 21:13:10 GMT -5
Taker drank your milkshake. He drank it all up.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2011 22:17:04 GMT -5
Taker goes through parking lots removing registration stickers from license plates then sticks them on his trapper keeper.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 24, 2011 2:31:18 GMT -5
The Undertaker cleans the garbage out of his car and leaves it in a shopping cart at whatever store he was at.
The Undertaker wonders around a store 30 minutes after it closes looking at stuff and ends up buying one screw.
When he rents movies he keeps the DVD and replaces the DVD in the box with a DVD of him and Michelle making whoopee.
He goes into the dollar store and repeatedly asks the employees how much an item is.
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Post by bob on Jan 24, 2011 9:54:10 GMT -5
Taker sends letters and e-mails to M Night Shyamalan begging him to keep making movies.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 24, 2011 11:48:01 GMT -5
Mean Mark waits until you are almost sleep, and then calls your cell phone to wake you up.
Mean Mark bought you $20 worth of White Castle food, but then hid all of your toilet paper.
Mean Mark sees you with a chick you've brought home, and he runs in the room while you are talking and shouts "Pop goes the weasel!"
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 24, 2011 11:58:40 GMT -5
Taker always sits next to you in class and texts openly, while filing his acrylic nails. LOL
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 24, 2011 12:38:15 GMT -5
When the Undertaker shovels his driveway he pushes all of the snow out into the middle of the street.
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 24, 2011 12:41:41 GMT -5
Taker turns on his sprinklers when it's below freezing to ice the roadway.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2011 15:49:35 GMT -5
Taker calls the police any time a kid sets foot on his property on Halloween.
Taker wears the NFL jersey of the quarterback that won the most recent superbowl. As soon as that team stops performing well, he switches shirts.
Taker refuses to use anything other than Windows 95 and calls tech support constantly to try to get them to make things work on his system.
Taker likes to stand near people until they speak to him, then he immediately looks them in the eye and walks away.
Taker questions the sale total anytime he buys anything and forces the cashier to manually add up the prices to prove it is correct.
After purchasing a losing lottery ticket, Taker will return to where he bought it and ask for the manager so he can complain. If he isn't reimbursed, he calls the home office of the business and complains that the manager used racial slurs and profanity when dealing with him.
If you have any sort of hobby that you enjoy, Taker will make sure to let you know that that hobby is for nerds with no life regardless of what it is.
Taker can recite pi to over 1500 places and will break into private conversations to prove it. If you attempt to stop him before he's finished he will find out your home address and crap in your mailbox.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2011 17:58:46 GMT -5
Taker goes through your cereal boxes and takes out all the marshmallows.
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Post by bob on Jan 24, 2011 20:21:44 GMT -5
in the bathroom Taker pees on the person using the urinal next to him
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Post by xjapanfan on Jan 24, 2011 20:30:23 GMT -5
'Taker and a friend sneak into funeral homes and attempt to recreates Monty Python's "Undertakers" sketch with the customers, denying it if any of them catch on.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 25, 2011 0:10:29 GMT -5
Taker always gets in people way at the store. Most times he block the whole aisle. When someone says excuse me. He just responds with "What you fart? Get out of here."
Taker always steals his neighbor's news paper. He gives it back a week later.
Taker waits for people to finish wash there car to dump buckets of mud on them.
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Post by saintpat on Jan 25, 2011 0:25:39 GMT -5
When Mean Mark gets inducted into the Hall of Fame, he gives a 60-minute acceptance speech where he lists every WrestleMania defeat of every other person who has ever appeared at WM.
Mean Mark invites wrestlers who get "future endeavored" out to dinner when they get the news, tells them that they are losers and stiffs them with the bill.
Taker told Linda McMahon she should run for the senate.
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 25, 2011 9:36:15 GMT -5
- Taker laughs uncontrollably and loudly at the movies during an uncomfortable or sad scene.
- Taker calls the local radio station with fake traffic tips.
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