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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jun 27, 2012 7:00:55 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater and I'm a man on a mission, the world's largest love machine, bah-bay! The ladies call me Big Daddy H!
*eats rolling kick*
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Post by sunnytaker on Jun 27, 2012 7:14:05 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, the One Man Rock Band, and i do not suck. It's true!" <cue Angle's music>
"The One Man Rock Band is gonna make whatever so-called legend that comes out next feel the BANG!" <cue DDP's music>
<Slater comes out to the ring with his mouth duck taped shut and points to the crowd> <Cue Sin Cara's music>
Slater: All i hafta say is this. If you're not with the One Man Rock Band you're against us." <cue "we are wild and young" Nexus 1.0 comes out> Slater: Hey wait a sec...guys...i'm one of you! Remem... <beatdown>
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sensi
AC Slater
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Post by sensi on Jun 27, 2012 7:25:43 GMT -5
"Everyone knows Pat Patterson is sat up in his studio smoking crack which brings me to Jerry Lawler. Jerry, you want to talk about my family? Well Jerry, you ra..."
Doug Gilbert's music hits
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Jun 27, 2012 7:31:21 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, and I am the one man southern rock band."
(suddenly, Heath Slaters music hits and out comes another Heath Slater from an alternate universe where Heath Slater is the number 1 babyface in the company. Selling more merchandise than Hogan, Austin, The Rock and Cena combined. Unifying all the titles after becoming a 17 time world champion and reigning for several decades. A.U.H.S. (Alternative Universe Heath Slater) hits our Heath Slater with the patented "Belly to back wheelbarrow facebuster*"for the easy victory. A.U.H.S. returns to his universe to accept his Oscars for writing, directing, producing and acting in Godfather 4 and have sex with A.J., Kelly Kelly and blonde Trish Stratus.)
And that is the synopsis of my upcoming fan-fiction.
* source, wikipedia.
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Post by Chronos on Jun 27, 2012 7:32:15 GMT -5
"I'm the ONE MAN BAND and YOU'D BEST STAND BACK, THERE'S A HEATH SLATER COMIN' THROUGH!" I am dying laughing at this.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
Posts: 14,909
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 27, 2012 9:52:36 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater and I'm a one man rock band. But hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
*Sean O'Haire's music hits*
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 27, 2012 10:12:06 GMT -5
"I'm The best one man band there is, the best one man baand there was, & the best one man band there ever will be".
*Slater Points To Right Arm* "Here is the Ax". *Slater Points To Left Arm* "Here is the Smasher. I'm Demolition. Walkin' disaster".
"I'm not just the one man band, I'm the Original Gangsta".
"Time to show why I'm a sexy boy".
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2012 10:18:58 GMT -5
"I'm a ONE MAN BAND, and for that... I want you all to JUST LOOK AT ME."
*cue music*
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
Posts: 24,018
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jun 27, 2012 10:20:15 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater and I'm a one man rock band. But hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know." *Sean O'Haire's music hits* oh how I wish....
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Post by saneiac on Jun 27, 2012 10:20:49 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater. I'm the one man southern band, and I wrestle for the music. You heard me! I DO IT FOR THE ROCK!!! <cue Rikishi's music>
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
Posts: 14,909
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 27, 2012 10:24:56 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, the one man rock band, I'm like the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync too..."
*3 Count's music hits*
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 27, 2012 14:40:21 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, and I am the one man southern rock band." (suddenly, Heath Slaters music hits and out comes another Heath Slater from an alternate universe where Heath Slater is the number 1 babyface in the company. Selling more merchandise than Hogan, Austin, The Rock and Cena combined. Unifying all the titles after becoming a 17 time world champion and reigning for several decades. A.U.H.S. (Alternative Universe Heath Slater) hits our Heath Slater with the patented "Belly to back wheelbarrow facebuster*"for the easy victory. A.U.H.S. returns to his universe to accept his Oscars for writing, directing, producing and acting in Godfather 4 and have sex with A.J., Kelly Kelly and blonde Trish Stratus.) And that is the synopsis of my upcoming fan-fiction. * source, wikipedia. You win.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 27, 2012 15:00:15 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, the one man Rock Band, babay. I'm the future of the WWE, and anyone who disagrees can say it to my face..."
*cue Alex Riley's music. The crowd pops so hard for A-Ry that the sheer force of their collective cheering blows Slater out of the ring before the match can even start
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 27, 2012 15:25:09 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, the one man rock band, look at what's happened to me, I can't believe it myself. Suddenly I'm up on top of the world, it should've been somebody else..." This hits: So he gets his ass handed to him by The Cinema Snob?
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Jun 27, 2012 15:45:48 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, and I'm the one man band babay! See, I know I got some fans, and you all look soooooo good to me."
*cue Rico*
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Post by Garyspivey on Jun 27, 2012 17:44:08 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater, and not only am I the one man rock band baby!! I am a beast, I am an animal, I am a natural born killer
::::Cue New Jack and heath getting his ass kicked to a soundtrack:::
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jun 27, 2012 22:03:28 GMT -5
Tonight, my losing streak isn't the only streak that's gonna end! I'm gonna put an end to Ryback's undeafeated streak! Once I'm done with him, there won't be any question that I'm the ONNNNNNNNNEEEE MAAAAAANNNN BAAAAAANNNND! The only question'll be "who's next?"
Ryback comes out. Does his intro, only to be interrupted by Goldberg's music, pyro, and entrance. GoldBack makes quick work of OMB.
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
Posts: 17,296
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Post by percymania on Jun 27, 2012 22:43:22 GMT -5
(Not sure if this was done yet or not)
"Knock knock. Who's There? Heath Slater, and I'm going to knock your brains out."
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 27, 2012 23:04:02 GMT -5
"I'm not just a one man band, I'm like an Olympic God!"
Enter: ZEUS.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2012 23:34:01 GMT -5
"I'm the One Man Band, and I'm a national TV star! You hear me, Mr. Lawler? I'm not some hick from Me-yum-phis Tennessee, and I want the respect that I deserve!"
Cue Andy Kaufman, and the universe implodes.
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