Unocal 76
King Koopa
Providing The Finest Oil
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Post by Unocal 76 on Jun 28, 2012 0:21:46 GMT -5
I'm the One Man Rock Band, and all the ladies love me. Oh, it's damn true!
*Cue Kurt Angle's Olympic theme*
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Jun 28, 2012 0:44:19 GMT -5
I'm the One Man Rock Band, and all the ladies love me. Oh, it's damn true! *Cue Kurt Angle's Olympic theme* Actually, it turns out that The Patriot comes out. SWERVE!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 28, 2012 1:10:49 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater the One Man Southern Rock Baand! I am a wrestling God!"
*Stock Market Bells start ringing"
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jun 28, 2012 1:17:21 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, and I am the one man southern rock band." (suddenly, Heath Slaters music hits and out comes another Heath Slater from an alternate universe where Heath Slater is the number 1 babyface in the company. Selling more merchandise than Hogan, Austin, The Rock and Cena combined. Unifying all the titles after becoming a 17 time world champion and reigning for several decades. A.U.H.S. (Alternative Universe Heath Slater) hits our Heath Slater with the patented "Belly to back wheelbarrow facebuster*"for the easy victory. A.U.H.S. returns to his universe to accept his Oscars for writing, directing, producing and acting in Godfather 4 and have sex with A.J., Kelly Kelly and blonde Trish Stratus.) And that is the synopsis of my upcoming fan-fiction. * source, wikipedia. That moment when you think of the idea of Heath Slater saying his own catchphrase, thus causing his own entrance music to hit, and another Heath Slater coming out. Then the following moment, which involves you reading each and every post on every page, saying to yourself "Oh, this is just great! Nobody has done the same thin- oh god damnit!!!"
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jun 28, 2012 2:24:48 GMT -5
If you wanna turn Daniel Bryan face, this is how you do it:
"I'm the One Man Baaaaaaaaaaand baby! And I've got a few questions to ask. Is Heath Slater the greatest WWE superstar of all time? YES! Is Heath Slater the greatest musician of all time? YES! Is Heath Slater gonna-"
*Ride of the Valkyries plays*
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Jun 28, 2012 3:39:57 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, The One Man Band BAYBEH! If the person coming down the stage thinks they can beat me. There's NO CHANCE IN HELL!"
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Jun 28, 2012 3:46:20 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, I don't care what you think I'm gonna win this time, what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine"
*REEEEPOOOO MAN!!*
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Post by Sparvid on Jun 28, 2012 4:38:06 GMT -5
Has anyone commented on Slater's amazing psychic abilities? He makes a sly reference to a wrestler and - bingo - out he comes, and Heath always looks shocked. Heath Slater: Fortune Teller. You know you'd love it. He eventually figures that out and spends the time between Raws trying to find out if Brooklyn Brawler and Barry Horowitz had any catchphrases.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jun 28, 2012 4:48:41 GMT -5
Has anyone commented on Slater's amazing psychic abilities? He makes a sly reference to a wrestler and - bingo - out he comes, and Heath always looks shocked. Heath Slater: Fortune Teller. You know you'd love it. He eventually figures that out and spends the time between Raws trying to find out if Brooklyn Brawler and Barry Horowitz had any catchphrases. "I'm Just Slater. And I heard that there's some guys backstage who don't like the legends here tonight." *Out comes Just Joe*
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jun 28, 2012 4:53:11 GMT -5
"I'm the One Man band bay be! And tonight I'm gonnna beat this washed up legend, Oh it's true, It's damn true!" Yesssssssssssss
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jun 28, 2012 4:54:18 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater, and DUHMINADE OPSISHUN!!!!!!!!
*BOBBY LASHLEY RUNS TO THE RING NAKED AND f***S HEATH SLATER*
*massive pop*
*also the audience claps too*
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jun 28, 2012 9:43:58 GMT -5
"I don't care what has happened to me these past weeks. I will get my revenge on these so called legends, because there's a saying that goes; "Everyday, Somebody's Gotta Pay" and that's exactly what my opponent tonight is going to be doing. He will be paying me respect. I am Heath Slater, and I am the One Man Rock Ban...." *cue Mean Street Posse music* only if he crawls back to the mic and asks.. "did I just get my ass kicked by the Mean Street Posse? that's emabarrassing....." *Cue Mick Foley who shuts him up with Socko*
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 10:12:20 GMT -5
"Lemme tell you people somethin baybeh - all these legends come out here, and they're old and broken down, tryin' to capture some of the One Man Rock Band's spotlight. They come out here, tryin to get the sympy of the people, but they don't get my sympy at all!
*SIRENS*
"HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!"
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
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Post by Jeremy on Jun 28, 2012 10:23:14 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater and I would like to tell you all something about me. When that bell rings, I become a changed man. I just snap. Let me also tell you something about me. I enjoy eating. I enjoy some Biscuits and Gravy"
*Biscuits and Gravy starts playing*
Henry Godwinn comes out.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jun 28, 2012 10:47:07 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater, and DUHMINADE OPSISHUN!!!!!!!! *BOBBY LASHLEY RUNS TO THE RING NAKED AND f***S HEATH SLATER* *massive pop* *also the audience claps too* Wait a second, if there is a big pop, then isn't that a given that the audience cla... oh. Oh, my.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 11:18:21 GMT -5
"You people are lucky tonight baybeh! I am the One Man Rock Band Heath Slater and I am gonna sing my new single tonight!
Oompa Loompa Do Ba Dee Doo I'm Heath Slater, It's true it's damn true Oompa Loompa Da Ba Dee Dee What about Raven?! Hey, what about me!
Don't you think Heath Slater is just too sweet? Big red-haired machine that cannot be beat! I'm the best in the world at what I do May I ask who in the blue hell are you? I think that you're a bathturd
Oompa Loompa Do Ba Dee Da I'll smash your face in with my guitar Heath Slater will run wild on you Like the Oompa Loompa Do Ba Dee Doo"
*Heartbeat*
*Heart monitor*
*Flatline*
FROM THE RED HOOK SECTION OF BROOKLYN, WEIGHING 248 POUNDS....TAZZ!
JR: It's Tazz!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 28, 2012 12:30:43 GMT -5
I'm a One Man Band, baby! A One Man Band on a Mission!
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jun 28, 2012 12:36:14 GMT -5
I am Hizzeath Slizzater, the Oizzone Mizzan Bizzand, and I wizzill bizzeat the nizzext lizzegend that wizzalks dizzown hizzere!
(Now if he pulled THAT off straight faced, he definitely should be pushed to the moon.)
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Jun 28, 2012 16:54:13 GMT -5
Hi my name is Heather Slater! I'm special, where is William Regal....I'm special maaaaan. *Stratches head*
Eugene comes out and squashes him after a Stunner.
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thecrusherwi
El Dandy
the Financially Responsible Man
Brawl For All
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jun 28, 2012 17:21:40 GMT -5
He eventually figures that out and spends the time between Raws trying to find out if Brooklyn Brawler and Barry Horowitz had any catchphrases. "I'm Just Slater. And I heard that there's some guys backstage who don't like the legends here tonight." *Out comes Just Joe* Yes!!
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